The Ex Page #2
you, me, Ollie,
chillin' in our yard
- with our cows.
- I could bake pies every day.
You know how to bake a pie?
How come you never made me a pie?
# He was tied to the bed #
# With a miracle drug
in one hand #
# In the other,
# That I understand
was returned #
# With a stamp #
# That said, "Thank you
for your interest"...#
Whoo-hoo, Ohio!
Look, Oliver!
- # While preparing his soul #
- Yes!
# For a perilous slide
into crime #
# He had decided
that he would err #
# On this side of divine #
# Being told
this is wise... #
Lot of white people
in this neighborhood.
# That there'd be payback
with interest in due time #
# So why #
# All the history now? #
Kids, welcome!
Great!
It's your parents.
They're in
our house already.
- Look at that baby!
- I'm gonna eat you!
- I'm gonna eat you up!
- Baby!
Your stuff got here
safe and sound,
not that you
had very much.
Dad, our apartment in New York
was about the size of this porch.
I love it.
Go ahead.
Whose furniture is this?
- Surprise!
- Got you a little housewarming gift.
- Oh, thank you.
- Yeah, you shouldn't have.
They threw in the bassinet
for half price.
Mom, what's with all
the Spanish?
This is your mother's
new crusade.
Oh, it's not a crusade,
Mr. Cynical.
Nancy Hodgekiss told me
about this family
that just moved here
from Argentina.
something I could do to help.
So I'm teaching
them English.
You know, having a job
completely changes a man, Tom.
It's not just
about the money.
It's about having
a purpose.
It's about feeling
proud of yourself.
- Dad.
- I've been employed before, Bob.
No, I'm not talking
about a cook.
I'm talking about
a real job.
- Dad, Tom was a chef.
- A chef's a cook, right?
Personally, I think being
a cook is a real job.
You want a tip on how to succeed,
you take a look at this girl here.
Did you know that your wife
was Phi Beta Kappa?
That she got 170
on the LSAT?
I know that, Bob.
If you remember,
we've been dating since college.
Me llamo el pollo...
( chirps )
Don't eat me!
I'm for grownups!
You know who I'm putting
- Chip Sanders.
- Oh, great.
Who's Chip Sanders?
Amelia:
Sofia never told you about Chip?
He's just this guy
I went to high school with.
Eat up, Tom. You got 20 more
chickens in there.
So what's this
Chip guy like?
I haven't seen him
for years.
We were
in cheerleading together.
Which reminds me,
When are you gonna dig out
one of your cheerleading outfits
and do a little
routine for me?
I don't know. Are you gonna
score a touchdown for me?
Oh, I will score
a touchdown.
I will.
Tom, don't.
It's just...
Oliver eats from there.
It just seems kind of weird.
I'm sorry. Maybe it's just
a little too early.
- Is that okay?
- Of course it's okay. Of course.
- It's totally fine.
- Okay.
Wish me luck, family members.
( kisses )
- Give 'em hell.
- I'll miss you guys.
( silent )
- # You've got the right #
- # We're tellin' you to remain satisfied. #
Tom, hi.
- Welcome to Sunburst.
- Thank you.
I should've told you,
suit and tie is not required.
Casual Friday
every day?
No, it's not business casual.
We tried that.
It's business appropriate.
but in an appropriate way.
It's kind of special.
You know, I've been here
longer than anybody, 30 years.
Last year
a visionary took over.
His name-- Don Wollebin.
Bob:
Guys! Guys,I want you to meet Tom Reilly,
Our new assistant
associate-creative.
- Both:
Hey, Tom.- Hey, guys.
- This is Manny.
- This is Doug.
- Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
- Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
- What's that?
- What are you trying to do?
- You got something in your hand there?
- Hey, Tom, catch!
- Whoops!
- Yes!
Nice, Manny!
- Can't let my man down.
- You got to catch it, Tom.
The "yes" ball gets thrown around
the office all day long.
It's a way of showing
that we're all in sync.
- Oh.
that every company
is a multi-mind organism.
Do you know what
an organism is, Tom?
Sure.
An organism is a living thing.
Is it, Tom?
What about a person?
A person's a living thing.
Forgive me, Tom, but that's a pretty
old-fashioned way of looking at things.
See, here at Sunburst,
- not like things.
- Oh.
Don't worry about it. It took me
a while to get my mind around it as well.
Once you start thinking
about stuff in a new way,
it'll turn your whole
world upside down.
Come on.
Bob:
People just aren't eatingas much fried fish anymore.
So Don says,
"Let's shift the paradigm.
Forget fried fish.
Let's re-invent
the tartar sauce
As a hamburger spread.
Call it 'Pickle Whip'
and sell it to teenagers!"
- That's classic Wollebin.
- Bob:
No question.Now last but not least,
I want to introduce
all of you
To our new assistant
associate-creative--
Tom Reilly.
Thank you all. I'm sure
that this experience will--
- Sit down, Tom. It's all right.
- Okay.
- Hey, Tom.
- Uh-oh.
Nice catch!
- Throw it!
- Nice!
Here we go!
Yes, throw it around!
Throw it around!
Oh, I don't want to do it, either.
Or do I?
Go long!
Come on, buddy.
You got to jump for those.
Unfortunately,
I can't.
And I haven't been
able to, Tom,
Since I was five.
It's great to meet you, though.
My name's Chip Sanders.
This is the guy you're
gonna be working under.
Hey, Chip, I'm really sorry
about what just happened.
I feel like an idiot.
Hold it right there, Tom.
We don't apologize at Sunburst.
The Japanese have a term
called moushiwake.
It's a way of saying
you're sorry
and taking responsibility.
At Sunburst, if you feel
you've fallen short,
you write a moushiwake
on one of these
little yellow pads.
Here. Here you go.
Just go ahead,
write it down.
"Chip, I'm sorry I threw
the imaginary ball"--
It's supposed
to be silent.
Tom, don't you
worry about it.
somebody made a joke at my expense,
- I'd never get out of bed.
- I wasn't making a joke. I didn't--
Tom, you'll be working
under the best here.
- Oh, sticky.
- I'm sorry.
Chip just won Ohio
Advertiser of the Year.
- Congratulations.
- I don't do it for the awards.
He created
Senor Tomato
for the Ketchup Kaliente campaign.
Ay, caliente!
Arriba.
- I love this guy.
- Yeah, I'm pretty proud of him.
There's not a lot of Latino characters
in advertising.
He seems like
a really nice role model.
Well, it's nice to do well,
but also to do good.
But also to do good.
Ay, caliente!
- ( cooing )
- Look who's awake!
It's Mr. Stinky-winky!
It's Mr. Stinky-winky's pinkies.
You made mommy
a nice little poo, a stinky poo.
Yes, you did.
A binky drinky.
A pinky dinky.
"He backed away. His hand
holding the purple crayon shook."
You don't understand
a word I'm saying, do you?
"Johnson told the senate
subcommittee
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