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is that they can smell failure a mile away.
- It's not work, okay?
- Is it sexual?
Is there a midget
living in the basement?
If there is, they are selling
the pump on the internet,
- but I do not know if it works.
- I don't need a pump.
The thought of Sofia
alone and vulnerable-- I don't like it.
I swear to God, Chip, if you go
anywhere near my wife, I will--
What are you gonna do, Tom? You gonna
catch us on your hidden camera?
How do you know
about that?
- Let's drag.
- ( tires screech )
How do you know
about that?!
Chip.
I could not make it
up the steps.
Hope, I'm not imposing.
Son of a b*tch.
Chip.
- Here you go.
- Thank you so much.
( softly )
You know, Bob,
I have to tell you...
That when I first heard the news,
I couldn't help it.
I cried.
Bless you, Chip.
I've been going
to that place for so long,
I'll probably go back
tomorrow out of instinct.
Chip, you should stay
for dinner.
- Wouldn't want to intrude.
- You wouldn't be intruding.
Sofia. Didn't know
you were here.
Yeah.
- ( Chip laughs )
- Absolutely incredible, Chipper.
- ( Chip laughs )
- Absolutely incredible, Chipper.
Well, it's not easy swimming
with just your arms,
Especially when
the water's just 38.
I can't believe
you're still alive.
Always been
a risk taker, Sofia.
I do like
to test the limits.
Amelia:
Chip, you fillthis house with warmth,
and believe me,
we need that right now.
It isn't just that
Bob got fired,
but Tom and Sofia
are having a really--
- Mom. Mom!
- Well, you have.
- Food was delicious.
- It was.
- Wasn't it?
- ( speaks Spanish )
( both speaking Spanish )
- Anyway.
- Anyway, I rented a movie.
I've got it
in my saddlebag.
I was gonna go home,
watch it alone.
Love to share it,
if you guys are up to it.
- Amelia:
You want to see a movie?- Sure, Chip.
Make yourself comfortable.
I have some things to do
in the bathroom.
- Okay.
- ( Oliver fussing )
Woman on TV:
I want you.
- What do I do?
- Man on TV:
Everything.That's me.
( doorbell rings )
Sofia, I need to talk to you.
Listen, you have every right
to be upset with me.
- Sweetie, I'm not angry.
- Let me finish. Let me finish, okay?
I finally figured it out.
I didn't put the wrong tape
in the camera.
- Chip switched it.
- What?
I was right all along, baby. He's been
trying to sabotage me since day one
and now I have proof.
You can see his face
- in the reflection of my computer monitor.
- Hi, Tom.
What's he doing here?
What are you doing with my son?
- Get the baby away from him!
- Tom, cool it!
Why don't you take the baby?
Did you come over here
to get with my wife, Hot Wheels?
- Both:
Tom!- Hot Wheels?
Chip came over
'cause he heard Dad got fired.
And how did that happen?
The same way my chair got shorter?
The same way gay porn
got put on my computer?
You had everybody fooled,
didn't you,
- you "cripple"?
- Tom!
- That's enough.
- "Poor me! I'm in a wheelchair!
Everybody feel sorry for me and have
sex with me 'cause I can't use my legs."
Or can he?
He can walk.
I have proof.
What's that?
Get up, you faker.
You can walk.
Let's show them how you walk.
Tom, stop it!
What are you doing?
- Bob:
Tom, what are you doing?- He plays tennis.
Tom, you're gonna hurt him!
- Dad, do something!
- Come on!
Tom, have you lost your mind?
- Tom, what are you doing?
- Tom, the man can't walk!
- Oh, yeah? Let's find out!
- Oh, no!
( screaming )
- He's dead!
- I'm okay.
This isn't Chip.
It's Danny.
- Danny?
- He's Chip's twin brother!
He died in an accident
about five years ago.
He was my hero.
Tom, get down here!
Out of the house!
- Out of the house! Out!
- Tom!
I found--
I found it!
- I saw his--
- Tom, out!
I saw his reflection
in my computer monitor.
- Bob:
Out!- Out!
God's sakes, Tom, what the hell is
the matter with you?
down a flight of stairs.
Moushiwake, Bob.
Obviously I was wrong
about the cripple thing.
But he's the one responsible
for you getting fired.
What the hell is wrong with you?
You could have just killed him.
Sofia.
Ow!
Stupid--
( gears grinding )
- Are you sure you're okay?
- I'm fine.
What I'm really
worried about is you.
I can tell that
you're not happy,
and I think
that it might be
because you're
on the wrong track.
I don't--
I don't know.
Maybe it's because
you're still looking
for something that
you haven't found yet.
You know, I mean...
I know that I am.
You know, I mean, everybody thinks
that I've got everything, you know?
The Ohio
Advertiser of the Year
and probably be hired
to go to Barcelona soon,
But I don't have anybody
I can share that with, you know?
And the one person
that really does it for me
is a girl that I met
back in high school.
We are the Tigers
and we're not cocky.
We'll run you... Kawasaki.
You know what I mean?
I've still got your panties
from that time that--
Okay, Chip.
It's time to go.
Okay, it's tough to hear.
I get it.
Stay the hell away
from my wife, Chip.
I got a news flash
for you, sparky:
Your wife's gone.
She's way out of your league,
and she's finally realized it, okay?
It's over.
Easy! Huh?
You think I can't defend myself
just 'cause I'm in a wheelchair?
- ( whimpers )
- No, I know hapkido!
That's for stealing
my yogurt, douche.
See you at school tomorrow!
( sobbing )
Don't cry, Mom.
I don't even know how
to take care of my own family.
What are you talking about?
Of course you do.
No, I don't.
You always knew
what to do.
You made it look so easy.
I thought I could just copy you.
But I just--
I can't figure it out.
I don't know
what I'm doing.
No-- honey, nobody knows
what they're doing.
There's nothing
to figure out.
Right.
It's okay, honey.
Mommy's here.
Mam est aqu.
( ringing )
Hello.
- Man:
Is this senor Chip Sanders?- What?
My name is Juan Castaneda
de los Cojones del Mono.
I am the executive
vice president of Idea,
the ad agency in Barcelona.
You sent to us your rsum.
Yes! Hello.
Hola. Como esta?
Very good. Thank you very much.
Will you indulge me,
please, sir, for one moment
and allow me to say
to you that your work
is absolutely genius?
Senor tomato is,
in a word, spectacular.
Yes, yes. Thank you.
Gracias.
You are very welcome.
I come to the point.
You, sir, are being chosen
for the position
of Director Creativo.
Can you fly to Barcelona
immediamente, please?
Sure!
S, gracias.
Super.
Definitivamente.
- Tom, Wollebin here.
We set up a meeting
with that Wesley kid,
but you probably know all about it,
seeing as your wife is his lawyer.
Screw it.
I'm gonna send Chip.
Sh*t!
Bob.
- Have you seen Sofia?
- No, I went to Best Buy.
When I got back, she was gone.
You all right?
Bob, there's something
I have to tell you.
The Wesley tape wasn't
destroyed in the fire.
I accidentally taped over it.
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