The Extendables Page #2
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Oh... okay.
VD, you okay?
Umm...
What happened?
Sometimes I see things.
What did you see?
It was large and warm,
and it felt really good.
So, you're okay.
Yeah!
Okay.
You know we have to do
Yes?
Why don't you show
us the second part
of the fight Mr. Choreographer?
You will never get me.
The crystals are mine.
You'll never get me!
The crystals are mine!
Hmm hmm!
You'll never get me ha ha!
Oh, God.
A word, if I may.
Oh, Sir Jeffrey, of course.
Let me know what
I can do for you.
You will never
get me, the crystals are mine.
Does the previous sentence have
a ring of familiarity to it?
Sort of.
Shall we
call it by its real name?
What?
Cliche.
Do you want me saying cliches?
No.
What exactly
was it about this script
that made you want
to make this movie?
Why don't you re-title the
film and call it, The Cliche?
Then it can be a comedy
What do you want to say?
I want the
words to not be plagarized.
I want them to have something
to say that vaguely resembles
my character, who is f***ing
religious by the way.
"The crystals are mine,"
what the f*** is that?
What did you pay
for this script?
One hundred.
Hmmmm, a 100,000 dollar cliche.
VD!
You may want to stand clear.
Jesus!
Wafting!
In his pants
right now, there is more
original color and content
than in your script.
Whew, stay!
Stay.
Wow.
Maria?
Did you see the size
of that guy's bulge?
European men put it pointed
up to make it look bigger.
American men put it
down to make it look bigger.
No, they don't,
No, American men point it down
to make it look bigger.
Down.
Up.
Down.
- Up.
- Down!
Are you the
only one who's allowed
to talk about it, Mr. Director?
Well maybe I am!
VD, I have the calamari!
It looks fantastic!
Mmmm-hmmm
It is not as good as last week!
Oh no, uh, VD, sir, uh, umm...
Louie...
Uh, uh, Louie?
V...Louie?
10 minutes, we are taking break.
Why don't we just make
At least
it wouldn't be a cliche.
You should have budgeted
for some star wranglers.
They have those?
Oh, yes.
Complete with ropes
and cattle prods.
Do you have their number?
There, yeah.
Yo.
Mmmm.
Aaahh!
I could not do
this without you guys.
I love you.
You guys always be there for me!
I promise, I will
always be there for you.
What's your name?
a prayer and some meditation.
A little prayer.
5 minutes.
Quiet.
HEY!!!!!
Turn off the cell
phones and the walkies!
AND THE CELL:
JESUS!
What is this
meditation costing me?
Five, ten thousand?
Okay, we go to work.
Yes, maybe now we
can make some movie!
Lay down, lay down, lay down.
Quickly.
Okay.
Oh, is that beautiful?
Is that so nice?
Okay, so, you need to wake up,
you're asleep, you're asleep.
Sleep.
You wake up.
Okay, now, you got to
g..., we need something
for her to hit me with.
How 'bout, a...
Rubber chicken.
Yeah?
Rubber chicken?
That would be funny!
Or better, you know, there's
a lot of rubber chickens.
What about...
I think this is it.
Turkey neck!
Yeah?
Whup, turkey neck!
Huuuh!
Yeah what do you think?
Props!
Do you have a turkey neck?
I've got this lizard thing.
It is a lizard.
Yeah.
Does your lizard speak?
Not in my experience.
On Mars, a rubber lizard.
This is a big beef thing.
Maybe you could try that.
Does it hurt?
Well, you try.
Thanks.
Hahahaha!
Go ahead.
You like?
Yeah, that's good!
That doesn't hurt at all.
Yeah, hey come here!
Is this good?
Yeah!
What else do you have?
A wooden leg?
A peg leg?
Yeah, it actually
belonged to my uncle.
I don't know if it will...
Ow!
Jeez.
It doesn't work.
No, that's not gonna work.
Step back here for a second.
Some crabs?
That is a space crab!
Those are hard to get rid of.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Oh.
What, umm...
An itty bitty
little aluminum missile.
A little bitty
tiny aluminum missile.
What do you think?
It's funny.
Hit me on the head with it.
Hey, uhh...
Man, Mark, you have
a very big package.
What is that, kielbasa?
Are we fighting,
or talking dick?
I guess I do talk
about dick a lot.
Can we kiss and make up?
I would like that.
Did she say lick,
she would lick that?
Like.
I would lick that, too.
I lick it.
Alright everybody,
that's five minutes.
Make it six!
Okay, make it six.
Maria!
Something's happening!
Cradle the balls,
work the shaft.
Cradle the
balls, work the shaft.
Mmmm cradle, more cradle.
- I
- just had an inspiration
for a new crew T-shirt.
Sure.
It's been about
five minutes, baby.
Are you okay?
What do stupid
doctors know, anyway?
maybe five more minutes?
I don't want them to
think I went too quickly.
your hair up a little?
Don't worry, we'll
have fun on the set.
I promise.
Two pools, 20 dollars each.
One, we get a shot
of anything today,
Two we don't get a shot all day.
That is whack.
I'm in.
No shot.
to speak with his director,
do you have a minute for him?
Oh, Sir Jeffrey, of course.
This way, sir.
Of course for Sir
Jeffrey, I always have time.
VD, structurally, they're
They're having a sub-villain
killed after the main villain.
A sub-villain.
I'm a bad guy on a submarine.
No, no we don't
have a submarine in the movie.
We have rocket ships.
Yes!
My character
is a main villain, so
anyone who would work
for a main villain
would be a sub-villain.
A smaller bad guy?
Exactly!
So, why would you
kill a little bad guy
after you've just killed
the biggest bad guy?
Because, he's a bad
guy and he has to die.
Yes, but um,
killing of the big villain,
that's the climax of the movie.
Climax, like, orgasm.
Exactly, right!
Yes, so after the orgasm,
do you have foreplay?
No.
I just, take a nap.
Right.
Because the movie's over.
Right, I never
watch the credits.
So, why would
you kill a little bad guy
after you've just
killed the big bad guy?
Because he is a bad guy.
Yes, but you see, umm, killing
of the little bad guys is
to killing of the big bad
guy, which is the climax.
I don't understand.
Okay, umm...
Action-adventure movies are
really like romance movies.
The romantic hero identifies
the beautiful girl,
chases after her, romances
her, finally gets to have her.
...Climax!
Action-adventure hero,
identifies the bad guy,
chases after him after
some close encounters,
finally the bad guy's
caught and killed, climax!
So you see it's, it's
almost like a love story.
But, I don't love the villain.
Well no, of
course, but, but you know,
I do?
Yes.
Where?
In the butt?
No!
Well then they...
Or they...
69?
No, it was a metaphor!
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