The Extendables Page #3
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A metaphor.
You don't know metaphor?
It doesn't come at all.
It doesn't?
No.
So Jeffrey, could
you explain please,
but with the smaller words.
Look, as the
script is now, it's as though
you get to f*** the beautiful
girl that you'be been
chasing after the whole
movie, then you climb off her,
go into the next room,
and f*** her ugly sister!
Does that make any sense?
Yes!
Why?
Because, if you can
f*** the sister, you should.
But, she's ugly.
It's not the face you f***.
Do you know the
expression pearls before swine?
Yes.
Do you know what it means?
Yeah.
Don't feed pigs pearls
because they could
choke on them and die.
Exactly.
Right.
Call it.
Yes?
VD, the crew wants to
present you with a cake.
They do?
For our director.
Oh, hey cake for everybody!
Ha ha!
Cake cake cake cake I like cake.
Congratulations!
I don't know what to say,
I'm, I'm really very moved.
I know that having
a crew like you guys
makes my job all the
much easier, you guys
are fantastic, and I
hope that we can always
work together
forever, forever, yes.
Please, VD, blow
out your candles.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Well.
Help me, I'm blind!
I'm blind!
No, no, it's okay, it's okay.
I'm cake-blind!
VD, VD.
Well get it off of me!
Alright,
YOU'RE ALL FIRED!!!
Right now, you fire
them right now!
VD, it was practical joke!
Nobody was hurt.
Get off of my set!
All of you!
You're all fired!
brother, right now!
It's pie in face,
it's part of show business.
Bullshit!
Fire them!
We have to finish the movie!
No!
GET OFF MY SET NOW ALL OF YOU!
Alright, that's enough.
Not yet, not yet.
Stay here!
Hey, you stupid FX motherf***er.
Who's pissing their panties now?
Huh?
Hasta la vista, maybe.
You want a retake?
Eat my lead.
Vaya con dios, baby.
Hey, it's pretty funny, a man
all covered in whipped
cream firing a shotgun.
Yeah, funny, let's laugh!
Funny pie in the face man,
come on let's all laugh!
Yah, yah, is funny.
All we need is
some maybe nice tits,
then we really have a show.
That is pretty good you
stupid FX motherf***er
that doesn't even know the
sound of his own blanks, huh?
Yippee kay-yay motherf***er!
Doesn't even know the
sound of his own blanks.
Yoke's on you, ha!
Rub yourself, rub
your boobies on me.
I feel something.
It's working!
Okay.
Well that was
fun while it lasted.
Let's go!
Okay, it's working, oh yes!
Sophocles heard
it long ago on the Aegean,
and it brought into his
mind the turbid ebb and flow
of human misery.
Oh, oh...
Down the vast edges and
naked shingles of the world.
Oh, oh S-Sue, I was in the warm.
I saw the warm.
Thank you, my little fish.
Alright, time to get back
to work, bring me.
Touch-ups, after rehearsal.
Okay, at this
point in the fight,
get rid of the swords.
We're going to grapple
mano a mano, yeah?
Okay.
By now, Darkwing has managed
to get me in a sleeper hold.
But the last minute, I
will overpower him and
him on the ground.
VD, nobody can get
out of a sleeper hold.
Ah, bull sh*t.
I do it all the time.
You said you wanted
the fight to be realistic?
Nobody can get out
of a sleeper hold.
I do it all the time, Mark!
Ha ha ha ha.
Put one on me, come on, give
it your best shot, stuntman.
Listen, let's
continue the fight, huh?
Are you afraid of the great VD?
You think I don't
know what I'm doing?
You think I got this way
from being photographed?
My chi will overpower your chi
and that is what
you are afraid of.
Bring it on, stuntman.
Put your best move on me now.
Bullshit, do it.
Get the medic.
Tell him he's gonna
need to revive VD.
Ha ha ha ha.
What's happening here?
One minute, I am proving a point
to the bullshit stuntman.
Ha, okay.
Don't do anything
until I say go.
Are you ready?
Ready.
Huh?
Go!
One.
Two.
Three.
Four.
Five.
Six.
Seven.
Eight.
Nine.
Medic?
Oh, crap he pissed himself.
His pulse is good.
Alright, alright.
Get wardrobe in here
to change his pants.
Hey, look.
VD wakes up, and he finds
out that we know that
he pissed his pants, we're gonna
kiss off the whole day, huh.
I thought that's
what we're doing already.
Come on, come on,
pants, fly it on in here!
He stuffs his pants?
That is whack.
Has somebody
got a magnifying glass?
A tattoo.
He got his Johnny tattooed.
Oh man, what
that would feel like.
No, no that's a rumor, man.
I don't believe that.
No.
It's definitely not a rumor.
This is what he wanted.
It took about
2000 pricks on his porksword.
On the uh, tip of his uh...
His manhood?
His manhood.
I hope he told you that.
I hope you did not...
No!
I saw it.
He had a, he had a tattoo of
like uh, eagle's wings or uh,
How did uh, how
did you happen to see it?
What was the circumstance?
No, he just
decided to show it to me.
So you kept your trousers up.
I kept mine up.
He just, he gave
you a quick visual,
and that was that.
Red talons on the left
and blue talons on the right.
It's like, an eagle.
Very patriotic.
Maybe he's wanting to fly.
No, I think if he wanted
to fly it would be wings.
Get the pants on him, okay!
Mark!
Lay down next to VD.
We got a movie to
make here, now.
the smelling salts, okay,
I want you to roll
over, like he's just
flipped you over his back
and onto the floor, okay?
Hey look, with any luck,
he'll believe this, too.
Alright, the rest of you.
want to hear is cheering.
Congratulations,
hey you were great,
hey you're the best
guy in the world,
Hey bullshit, blah
blah blah blah blah.
Okay?
Alright.
You ready?
Yeah.
, action.
I tell you, you
bullshit stuntman,
now you have met the great VD.
Who is the one with
the, embarrass now, man?
Is it you?
Oh ho ho ho ho.
Yeah, VD, me.
Whew!
Something smells like sh*t.
Ah, what, did somebody
step on a barking spider?
General, please stop
wafting in my direction, uh.
When did I remember to
forget to tie my shoes?
Ah!
I have a great
idea for the fight.
going to fly in the movie
Yes!
House of Frying Dragons,
we're going to fly me.
VD, why would
your character fly?
Cuz he is a spaceman.
Yes, but House of Frying
Dragons was a fantasy.
Yeah, life is a fantasy.
Like Peter Pan.
Never grow up!
Never grow up, no way
not sir, no not me!
I just thought of something.
What?
The first time I had jellybeans.
Louie!
Get me some jellybeans and
take out all the yellow ones!
Jellybeans are
on their way, captain.
Aye, aye!
Alright, back to work.
In here.
The design had
to come from somewhere,
even if it was just
his subconsious.
It's like a, that
makes it even better,
a direct snapshot
into his inner psyche.
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