The Extendables Page #4
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what's the whole thing
with getting all the yellow
jellybeans taken out?
Maybe he does not like lemon.
No, I think he has color issues.
I think that's least of issues.
Well, that may be.
Hmm.
What happened to you?
You used to be my best friend.
Johnny doesn't come
out and play anymore.
Uh, that's better.
Hi, girls.
Oh look, she has a
bottom like a little boy's.
Space Cowboy by Matt Long
I love you.
10, no 15 minutes.
Then they will respect me!
Somebody needs to cum.
Let me.
Are you recording this?
Maybe.
The rockets are falling!
That's a wrap!
I had to work with VD.
I am idiot!
Schmuck!
We have to be out
of here by midnight.
We still have three
days' work left.
Emily, get him out
of his trailer.
Do whatever it takes.
Just pretend that
you're at the beach!
I want speak, to Mr. VD.
The great VD.
I made it work.
I've got VD's lines
in this script.
And it works.
Okay.
Uh, we have to
cut 10 more pages.
10 pages?
Yes, yes.
Okay.
Is that enough?
Oh wait that's only seven?
Does that work for you?
Oh, Ray.
No no no, Ray, that's
not what I mean.
What if the bad guy
falls to his death?
Trips and falls.
By, by himself?
Yes.
It, it's logical, people
trip and fall all the time.
no dialog, no, no, no swords?
No, no.
Just uh, trips, and falls.
Like life.
Life!
Well why don't we just
have them kiss and make up?
They could walk
out holding hands.
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to
rape and kill your sister,
it was an accident.
Oh, that's okay because I
live my life out of love now
and I want you to know
that I love you too.
I forgive you!
Okay.
The bad guy and our
poster children for
anger management.
If we can make it
work, you can, too!
Okay, I get point.
Burton, thanks
for the job, really.
But I'm done.
I wish you luck.
Goodbye.
Yah!
Hewwo.
He put everything
to this picture.
Yeah, what an idiot.
Well, VD's pictures
still make money.
Not in America.
Did you know that his name,
VD, in America is actually
a sexually transmitted disease?
Really?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah I think it's
how you say it in Europe,
the whole W, V, Wagner, Vagner...
Wagner, Vagner.
Yeah.
You know Emily, last time
you were very angry with me.
I sent you flowers,
chocolates, candy, wine.
And I even wrote you a poem
and you did not respond to me
and it's my dying wish that
I have the key to your heart.
I do not have the key,
I cannot find the key.
And I just, I, I love you,
Emily and I, I want your love.
You want see my...
Tits?
Yes.
Then you go set!
Work!
Yes.
No picture.
Oh Emily, you know I
have to have a picture.
No.
Oh, I'm kind of
sleepy now, I have to,
I think I have to take a nap.
Whoa.
Wait!
She'll be back.
Emily?
What happened?
I am virgin.
He doesn't want your virginity.
He wants take picture.
Cover your face.
No!
1,000 Euro!
2,000!
Two?
Thousand Euro?
Yes.
3,000 Euro me,
3,000 more my family.
Ah, Emily.
Emily.
You are so beautiful.
pop up out of the ground
in the spring can
equal your beauty.
I, I love you.
I do.
Thank you Emily, at last
my mirror is complete.
You come!
Almost, almost.
Am I such a bad boy?
My mommy, she breastfed
me, I love breasts.
There is nothing
in the world that
a good breast suck can't cure.
Am I such a bad boy?
Okay, umm, checklist.
Let's take it from where
Maria doinks me on the head
with the little
aluminum missile.
You know, maybe
instead of hitting you,
I could help you.
What are you going to do
if a woman doesn't have a gun?
You going to, blow
kisses at him?
Maybe you beat him up with
your batting of the eyelashes?
Huh?
Is that what it is?
You know, I get great
idea for your character
and you want to change it?
Is that it?
You want to be the director?
Is that it?
Sure, yeah this
will be fun, yeah!
We bring in all the helpless
girls and the great VD
can come and rescue them.
What are you doing?
Directing.
You, get off my set, stupido!
Get out of here!
You are stupido!
If only implants were brains,
then you could be Einstein.
And then, you could direct.
Yes?
Get off my set!
I fire you!
Women!
It's still hard
to believe they're
not getting bad boy clause.
Unbelievable
with his reputation.
And!
I hear he gets to choose
his own call time.
Who you have to f***,
choosing own call time?
Producer.
Oh, no no no no, I mean in life?
That'd be the
dealer, the dealer.
Yeah.
The dealer, the
dealer, the f***ing dealer.
The f***ing dealer.
VD I'm sorry, we cannot fly you,
we just don't have the time.
Mr Producer, you
will make the time.
No no no no, we must
Mm-hmm, as fight choreographer,
you shoot the fight
the way I say it
is in my contract.
You are the director and
the fight choreographer, but
you aren't the set designer.
As the fight choreographer,
the next part of the fight
is in the air, is what I say,
you cheap Euro producer, huh!
Hey!
You can't spend
5 Euro on a stunt?
Huh, I'll tell you
what, you take this,
you go hock it for 10 Euro,
and you build us a f***ing set!
Huh, what is this piece of sh*t?
What is it, cardboard?
No, it's paper.
You give me
5,000,000 Euro, yeah?
You tell me this is
10,000,000 Euro movie.
Where's the other 5,000,00, huh?
What did this cost?
Oh, one Euro?
Huh?
I show you what I
think of your set, huh?
Oh, oh oh, precious
set, I love you.
Uh, ow, ow ow!
Sh*t sh*t sh*t!
My toe, get away from me!
Get away from me.
Finished... set... I
am not finished!
Huh?
Take that you stupid set!
Uh!
I showing you, you f***ing set!
Ha ha ha ha.
Ow!
Sh*t.
I think I am stuck.
Hello?
Where's my grippers?
That is whack.
Uh, I'm over here you
know, hey, like uh, hey!
Hey, I'm over here.
In here, hello?
I'm in the rock!
Video, come on,
Help me.
Excuse me?
What's happening out there?
Da, except I
don't speak Russian!
I know you want to help.
Keep the producer away from me.
Keep him away from my butt.
Harry, are you awake?
I had to call and let you
know that he's stoned,
he's drunk, he's high,
he's wielding a knife,
now, he's so psycho.
He's just rammed his head
into a fiberglass rock.
That's better!
Can I say it?
- No, is... no.
- I'm going to.
Okay, go ahead.
D*ckhead!
Shouldn't you be
So you're
sending me back to the hotel
until you have ironclad
assurances that I do not
have to do battle
with um, a person
who is on drugs and alcohol.
Harry, wake up Harry.
Come on.
You have no idea!
There's a psychopath on the
loose wielding lethal weapons.
You're supposed to be my agent,
standing in front of
me and protecting me.
AHHH!
Here you are, off in America,
in a nice warm bed, and here
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