The Extendables Page #5
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I'm on a set with a psycho!
Hello?
You voiceless,
lawless, neutered coward.
Take that, you stupid rock!
Ah!
Take that you stupid sh*t.
Hey, VD!
I've spoken to special effects,
we're going to fly you.
I like the idea, it
will uh, give extra...
Now you like the idea?
Visual interest to...
You will be very happy that
Sir Jeffrey!
Hey, let's run lines.
Leave us alone,
we are rehearsing!
What he's doing?
Okay, uh, you
have the first line.
The crystals are mine.
The crystals are for the people.
The people
are ignorant peasants.
They'll just piss away their
money on tithes and beer.
I represent the people's beer.
Are you
really going to say that?
I wrote that,
I think it's funny.
There's beer on Mars?
There is now.
Why are you
doing that with your voice?
I heard that when
a director does that
it makes his voice
low and gravelly.
Yes, but
naturally your voice has
so much more color in it.
My voice has color?
In real
life, you're so animated.
But when you act, you stick
your voice down in one note.
I do?
Yes.
Why would you do that?
Because it sounds cool.
Yes, for a minute.
But you know, when you go
to a concert, don't you want
to hear all the instruments,
not just the tuba?
A tube of what?
Toothpaste?
Come on you know
it's like, big brass horn?
Got a big bell on it?
Oh, the tuba!
Bom bom bom bom bom bom.
I lick the tuba!
Oops.
I said lick, so
I have to, sorry.
Ha hahaha!
Do chicks dig that?
They go crazy.
Boy, you've had
some breaks, haven't you?
A little luck has
hit me on the head.
Among other things.
Is it true that you went down on
everyone at your birthday?
Of course.
Aren't you afraid
of contracting something?
Hmm-mm.
I never get sick.
Life, is the disease,
and I am the cure!
Is your microphone on?
Disconnect the cable,
I once knew a sound guy
who played me a tape
once of crews, you know,
going at it in his trailer.
You know what he says
when he's cumming?
What?
Awwww!
No mommy, no!
That's f***ed up!
Quite.
You must now swear to
me that you will never
tell a single soul what
I'm about to tell you,
or I will hunt you
down and kill you.
You have my
solemn word as a gentleman.
Okay.
I will now tell you
You give me one pile of sh*t
I will give you
100 piles of sh*t.
Burton, he told me that we
were making a 10,000,000 Euro
movie, he gives me
5,000,000 Euro, right?
What does he spend on
this set, like 10 Euro?
This set will look like
sh*t, I will look like sh*t.
I don't want them to
release this movie.
Burton is out there
right now eating his sh*t
and I am salting it.
As long as I do what
I am doing, I am free
to leave here at
midnight tonight.
Pretty brilliant, huh?
But no one will ever
want to work with you again.
Oh, bullshit, I got a
three-picture deal waiting,
I could do a television series.
Really?
Oh, my aching vagina!
What's the matter?
Can I tell you
a secret that if you tell
anyone else I get to kill you?
You have my word as a gentleman.
Your film is the
only job I've been offered
in the last two years.
This job saved my house.
What?!
That is bullshit,
fire your agent!
You are the best actor!
VD, there
are a million good actors,
but very few stars.
You are a star.
I am just an actor.
Ha ha no, you are a star.
A minor twinkler, perhaps.
Only a few stars rise.
And you have got yours
a long way up there.
Yeah my star did
go up a little ways.
Yours could, too!
You know how
when you meet some people,
you just want to
rush up and hug them?
There's something
about them you just
want to hold close to you?
And then there are other
people who give you the creeps.
Okay.
You have this
It's adorable.
I am one of those people
who give others the creeps.
No!
Who's playing
the villain in the movie, hmm?
Who?
You.
Was that an accident?
No.
And it's okay.
Do I look sad?
It's been a great
living, most of the time.
Do you want to get out of here?
Do you want to get out
of this stinking set?
I want to go home.
I want to hold my children.
Then the great VD
will fire you, too.
Let's do it on the set
with more people around.
Maria wanted an audience.
She wanted you to fire her?
Yes she has to leave tomorrow
and wanted to go shopping.
Really?
Yes.
She's going to buy me a present!
VD, that was great acting!
Really?
Well, thank you Sir Jeffrey.
Think of some really
horrible things to say
about me, it will
be all the more fun.
- I
a few things for the occasion.
I finally get to do some acting.
Yes, yes a performance
is in order!
It's going to be fun, yes?
Yes!
Good!
VD, what a brilliant surprise.
It's been fun working with you.
Well not everyone
has said that about me.
Thank you.
You see, I want to hug you.
I told you he
hits for other team.
Baseball?
See you on the set, Sir Jeffrey.
You know what your problem is?
No one says no to you anymore.
When was the last time
anyone said no to you?
When was the last time
you said no to yourself?
What are you talking about?
What is a
man if his chief good and
market of his time
be to sleep and feed.
A beast no more.
The best part of you
is not being fed.
Why not?
Because you've
locked it away from yourself
and from everyone else with
bars of coke and drugs.
It's not bars, it's lines.
Whatever!
It's drugs.
It's killing your discipline.
And you being a star, it's
killing the discipline
You have too much power.
And everyone is afraid
or you're going to use
Everyone is afraid
to say no to you, but
all they have to
do is just say no.
You want to say no to me?
Yes, everyone
should say no to you.
Because you are an addict,
and you belong in rehab.
You say no to me?
Yes, I say no to you.
You want to say no to me?
Yes.
You say no?
Yes.
No or yes?
I say no to
you, and everyone else
should say no to you as well!
You want to say
no to the great VD.
Ha ha, well, man of flowery
words, then you are stupid.
Because no one says no to
the great VD, especially
when VD is the director!
So I fire you!
Get off my set!
You think having to leave your
little playground here,
your sandbox, is punishment?
Hey, don't let the door hit your
flowery dick on the way out.
You're not a hero, VD.
You're a movie star.
An icon.
That is not as
substantial or deep as the
film your image is recorded on.
A vapid photon, glittering
for an ignorant audience.
I pity, really pity your fans.
I wish they knew what an
appalling effort it takes
to get your facade ready
to be photographed.
A photograph of a
facade that moves.
That is how I
shall remember you.
You cannot hear my no,
but you will hear the no
that life delivers you.
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