The Extendables Page #6
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VD, you are the disease.
And you, and you
alone are the cure.
I am the disease
and I am the cure.
That was my line, he changed it.
He was joking.
Joke's on you.
VD, where are you going?
I'll be back.
We have to finish the movie.
People are supposed
to say no to me,
you wanna say no to me?
Okay, umm, no, no!
F*** you.
You want to say no?
To me?
To the great VD?
You should say no to me.
What, did I get some on my face?
What, what, what are you doing?
My dick says no to me.
Stop this!
Stop it!
Who is it?
Maria.
Hi.
Hi baby.
What are you doing here?
Well I wanted to get you
something to remember me by.
Oh thank you, Maria.
I didn't think maybe
you were gonna actually
go shopping for me.
What is it?
Well open it.
Oh!
You didn't get this at a store.
No, I didn't.
Props had an extra one.
You like?
I love you.
Awww, honey you know
it's not love, it's location.
I know.
But it's still sad
to see you go anyway.
Aww, it was fun.
Yeah.
Bye.
Have fun.
I'll miss your tuckus.
I'll miss yours too.
Maria.
VD, I need you to
focus, are you ready?
I was born ready.
Today is a good day to fly.
Alright, here we go.
On three, two, one.
Oh, look I am Superman!
Ho ho!
And once again, I have saved
New York for the 47th time.
Ahh, wooo!
And I go woooooo...
Oh that's a nice rocket.
Director.
Now do I look like a fish?
Am I the fish?
Woo!
And now, I'm Super, not
yet I'm not Superman.
Oh, we got hung
behind the rocket.
Okay.
You think they
can keep hoisting him
right out of building?
Oh I think they have something
even better than
even that planned.
Woo!
Whoa!
That was a little bit
too fast there, Mark.
I'm a-spinning like that
little thing with the horses,
the round one.
I, I think the balance is off.
I'm a-stuck-ed here.
Uh, let's take me down.
Hey, yeah we're on it VD.
Bring it down!
It's uncomfortable.
I don't, I don't feel so good.
Oh, I feel all sweaty.
I told Louie I
did not want the fish.
VD are you all right?
Okay I think I'm, I feel
better actually I'm Okay.
But get me down.
Oh God.
I don't feel so good.
Oh God, my arm
My arm!
Can we get him down?
VD, VD, here.
VD, talk to me.
Talk to me.
Get in here, come
on come on come on!
That was a puke smell.
I think I know what it is.
What?
The uh, the tattoo, the talons.
Yeah?
I think it's a
straight shot into his
subconscious, he knows.
What?
He knows that he
is controlled by his dick.
And his dick is controlled
by some winged thing
in the sky that he has
no control over, some
winged, whimsical beast
that has pulled him
and yanked him and the talons
are deep into his flesh,
and he can't control
it, and it's like he's
telling his dick that he knows.
It's a concession of sorts.
He's conceding to his dick.
He was blown out
of his mind and uh,
probably picked
the wrong picture.
No, he knows.
It's a recognition
of your own faults.
You know it actually
takes a lot of, he may
have more insight than we think.
You know, God damn,
the tattoo, I like it.
Son of a b*tch knows!
He knows!
Can I get a
gurney in here, please?
Let's go, move it in.
Here we go, here we go.
Get him off, get him off.
Let's go, let's go let's go!
How 'bout some help, Ivan!
We got it.
Clear!
Do you believe in karma?
Well, yeah, but it's
not often you get to see
the big wheel go all the
way around in one lifetime.
I know you're
liking his tattoo, but uh,
he shits on everybody.
His wife, his children, he
probably shits on his own dog.
Hey, don't wrap up!
This is not a wrap!
We will shoot the
scene with doubles.
Not today!
No no no!
Get his body off of here!
We are going to shoot
the scene with...
No!
Oh, now she says no.
NO!
NO!!!
What happen-ed?
I was, I was Peter Pan,
and I was doing the flying,
and I saw Neverland, and
Tinkerbell was calling,
and there was the
fippy-fippy thing.
sh*t, could I have some water?
Water!
Louie's supplying it.
VD please, just lay back down.
Oh thank you.
We gotta get
you to the hospital.
What?
We gotta get
you to the hospital.
We have a movie to make!
VD, you just had a heart attack!
What?!
You had a heart attack.
Oh that is bullshit.
Whoa.
Sue?
Sue!
Okay.
Alright.
Alright, to the trailer!
VD, we must get this shot!
Does he listen to anybody?
No.
It's working!
1812 Overture by Tchaikovsky
Starring in the next movie
that I make, Salma Hayek.
Adios!
Salma, call me!
Yes, Mr.
Duseldorfer directed much
of what you will
see tonight, plus
he will direct the sequel,
Hardest Time on Mars.
Starting next month.
He is a natural.
Behind and in front, oh.
Vardell, Vardell!
VD, tell us about rehab.
VD, are you single?
You stay up all night
thinking of that questions,
huh, you you you you, you
go to many colleges, huh
to uh, think up questions
like that to ask in front
of a man with a
wife and a family?
I tell you this, we make movies.
Yes.
You make great ones, Vardell!
You, you you you make
opinions, which is like
that, that that joke, that
everyone has one of huh?
You use that to make
a questions, too?
I tell you this, Mr.
Reporter, your words
they will be read for a
few day, Hard Time on Mars
will be watched forever!
I thought one of
ask me about rehab, so I
prepared a little answer.
I tell you this.
Re, re, re-rehab, it's a
little embarrassing but
like pie in the face, it's
a part of show business!
Ha ha!
All part of show business!
Sir Jeffrey, stick
with me, we just became
the photo op of the week.
Oh!
You think I left rehab
three times to get high?
Every time it made
the front page!
Tell your lazy ass agent
to send me a thank you.
Are you ready to do this?
Oh yes, all right.
Okay.
Ready?
Three, two, one.
Oh there you are.
That's how we did
Hard Time on Mars.
Hard Time on Mars!
Hard Time on Mars by
Gooding and Brian Thompson
VD, it's pie in face,
it's part of show business.
It's pie in face, it's
part of show business.
I, I don't know
what to say I'm...
I'm really very moved.
The Greek salad
olives and tomatoes.
Boss says you
should come wit' us.
Hey Poncho, suck on this.
Hey you come to my restaurant,
I get the best domates,
tzatziki, salad, you
come with me, come on.
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