The Faculty Page #3

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- We can't go in here.

- Come on, Casey.

You're with me.

Be brave.

Okay, so what are

we looking for?

Anything.

Nurse Harper is medicated.

Big surprise.

Hey.

No, I exposed Mr Tate's alcoholism

last year. Nobody cares.

Well, his wife certainly didn't

when she ran off with the baby-sitter.

God.

- You can be such a...

- What?

pretty cool human being when you're

not being a first-class, grade-A b*tch.

You hitting on me, Casey?

No. No.

I just think

you can be cool.

Sometimes.

This not being

one of them.

- Where's Brummel?

- She didn't make it.

Her body was too old.

The heat got to her.

Be careful of the climate.

It compromises your nervous system.

It makes one impulsive.

Has the entire faculty

been commuted?

Almost.

- What about the students?

- Soon.

What are you two

still doing here?

I thought I was

the only left.

There are not enough drugs

in this world.

What?

I have a pain.

Right here.

Get off of me! Jesus!

Casey!

What the hell

is going on?

- Slow down there.

- Help us. They killed Mrs Brummel. They're after us.

What are you talking about?

- Coach Willis.

- And Mrs Olson.

- What's going on?

- Ask Nurse Harper, okay? They attacked her.

Who attacked who?

What is going on?

I have no idea. I joined this right

in the middle of it.

Mrs Brummel wigged out in the shower,

and then we found her body in the faculty closet.

What were you doing

in the faculty closet?

- Coach Willis and Mrs Olson attacked Nurse Harper.

- Why would they do that?

There's Nurse Harper.

Just ask her.

Now we can get

to the bottom of this.

- F***.

- Delilah, run!

Delilah, wait!

In here?

Yes. The body

was in the closet.

- And why would Mrs Brummel be in the closet?

- Because they killed her.

- That's right.

- Hey, Casey.

Sorry about that mix-up earlier.

Didn't mean to scare you.

Apparently, there's been

a misunderstanding.

Still, if we could just

see inside the closet.

Certainly.

- It's a doll.

- Meet Resuscitation Annie.

We use her to teach C.P.R.

to the students,

although I guess she does

resemble Mrs Brummel slightly.

- You dialled 911 for a dead doll?

- That wasn't there.

They put that there.

Look, I'm not making this up.

- You gotta call Delilah.

- We called her. She isn't home.

She was here with me.

She saw it too.

They attacked Nurse Harper.

- Nurse Harper is epileptic. She's prone to grand mals.

- She had an attack.

Luckily, she carries her medicine in her bag,

so we were able to help her.

We think it was brought on by this terrible

cold she's had. I took her home myself.

- You can call her if you like.

- It is procedure.

You can use the phone

in my office.

That was some fast running

you did down the hall, son.

We could sure use your speed.

There's plenty of chasing

on the field.

Did you hear that, Casey?

He said you had speed.

- Thank you.

- Good luck in that game tomorrow, Coach.

This way.

Cas,

what's gotten into you?

Evelyn knows someone downtown.

A professional.

I'm gonna make an appointment.

He's a straight-A student,

and now he needs a professional?

- Christ.

- I don't need a shrink. I know what I saw.

Well, we've just spoken...

with both Mrs Brummel

and Nurse Harper.

- They got him.

- There's nothing here.

Just some kid looking

for some attention. Let's go.

All right.

Well

I am so sorry,

Miss Drake.

Maybe if you and I spoke privately,

we could come up with

No. No, Mom.

Maybe you're right.

Maybe I should see

this woman, this doctor.

Can we just go?

We'll take care of this at home, Miss

Drake. Again, sorry for all the trouble.

I can see how it all

got out of hand.

It's a pretty bizarre

series of events.

It's our fault.

It won't happen again.

See you tomorrow, Casey.

Check his school books.

They hide the drugs in the spine

of the book. We saw it on Dateline.

- What are you on, son?

- I'm not on drugs.

That's government property, Dad.

Sh*t.

Look, we love you, son.

We want to help you.

Then believe me.

I'm telling the truth.

Something really weird

is happening at school. The teachers

- Something's happened to them.

- Don't push it, all right?

- I'm bending as far as I can, but if you push it

- Just let me call Delilah.

Please?

Okay, that's it.

Your privileges

are now over.

No phone. Sorry. Over.

No internet.

You'll go to school, straight to school,

and you'll come straight home. You got it?

I'm not going back to that school.

They're waiting for me.

You'll go. If I have to tie you

to the desk myself, you'll go.

No music.

His porno.

Porno.

Sorry, pal. No more

flogging the bishop.

We are gonna

get you help. Don't worry.

Get your room

cleaned up.

What the hell do you

think you're doing?

Dad. They're here.

The faculty.

Get in the house, now.

I'm losing it.

- Go on, son.

- Dad, I'm begging you.

Please.

Come home

right after school.

Your mom's

looking into a doctor.

Mr Connor.

Delilah.

Wow, you look

Don't. Come on.

Your attention, please.

Will the following students

report to the office:

James Archuleta,

Tina Dannhausen,

and Delilah Proffitt.

- This is all your fault.

- What do you mean?

Do you think I'm in drag

for the aesthetics?

They're after me.

- Did you tell your parents?

- My mom didn't believe me.

She drinks.

It was a nightmare.

- Look, we have to go to the police.

- No.

- They've got the police.

- We don't know what they've got.

Look, you saw it.

Mrs Brummel was dead.

- They attacked Nurse Harper.

- "They"? Who are "they"?

Casey, we don't even know

who "they" are.

Why did she act

like everything was okay?

It's a devil's cult

or something.

Maybe they worship comets.

Who the f*** knows?

I'm not gonna stay in a handicapped

bathroom for the rest of my life.

- They couldn't have gotten to everyone.

- Where are you going?

- I'm going to find Stan.

- Stan? Why Stan?

Will the following students

please report to the office:

Jennifer Qulick,

Randy Knotson and Thomas Nicks.

You should just

go talk to him.

No way.

I'm sorry.

So you Are you ready

for the big game?

I quit the team.

- Are you serious?

- Yeah.

Why?

Just tired of everyone kissing my ass

'cause I'm captain of the football team.

You know... the coach, the students,

even the teachers.

Last year after we won

the 2A Conference

That was thanks to you

and your completed passes.

You follow the games?

I wouldn't

have guessed that.

I made a "D" on a biology test

right after,

and Mr Furlong

changed it to an "A."

He said I deserved

for having such a strong arm.

That really bugged me,

you know?

I worked hard for that "D."

That was my "D." I deserved that "D."

I just wish people

would let me be, you know

A "D" student.

Yeah.

Okay, class, listen up.

Today we are going to write

a living family history.

Everyone take out a piece of paper

and write down the name...

of every living member

of your family.

Begin with your immediate family

those living with you

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