The First Turn-On Page #8
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- 1983
- 88 min
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you'll be part of nature.
Oh, what the f*** are you
talking about, Michelle.
Goddammit!
You're always talking
this bullshit.
For once in yourlife, can't you just
talk like a normal human being?
HENRY:
Come on, Mitch.Hey, you want to hear this
sh*t she's always dealing out?
Well, I dont' know, Mitch.
You got to think
about nature now.
I mean, it's one thing if
an eighty-year-old woman
gets killed by a bus.
It's another thing
if a kid dies before.
I just think that really sucks.
F*** you, Henry.
You're just as bad as she is.
What is this
philosophy bullshit?
You all are just scared.
I'm not f***ing scared.
God damn it.
I'm going to die a virgin.
Why don't you just cut
out the tough guy routine.
You're just as scared as we are.
Oh, Michelle, you've always
had it in for me-- always.
Yeah, come on.
Get it out now.
I always like you.
Bullshit!
I've always admired you.
You know the way the
little kids look up to you.
They see you as a role model.
could be closer to you.
spending these last few moments
being closest to the fighting.
I'm going to die a virgin.
[music playing]
MICHELLE FARMER (VOICEOVER):
We're are all part of nature's
constant state of flux.
HENRY (VOICEOVER): If
I ever get out of here.
I'll never eat junk food again.
DANNY (VOICEOVER): I
fever get out of here,
I'll change my subscription
from "Penthouse"
to "National Geographic."
I promise.
ANNIE (VOICEOVER): I don't
want to die a virgin.
MITCH (VOICEOVER):
This f***ing cave sucks.
[music playing]
Oh!
Ah!
[screaming]
The earth is moving.
[screaming]
The earth is moving.
Oh, yeah!
Gee that was nice.
[music playing]
Mr. Zitzler, you're in such
a rush to sell this camp,
I got it think it over.
It's late.
I'll call you, Mr. Zitzler,
I'll call you.
Please, Mr. Costolo,
please, buy my camp.
You've got to buy my camp.
I've got to sell this camp.
That damned innocent kid.
I don't have any insurance.
What am I going to do?
I see you, Mr. Zitzler.
Where is my Danny?
I'm sick and tired of
all this double talk.
All the other parents
have found their children.
Where's my Danny?
Why, Mrs. Anderson, I
was just looking for you.
My Danny boy is lost.
He's gone.
I can't find him anywhere.
Mrs. Anderson, now, please
get a hold of yourself.
It becomes very
unsteady on this dock.
What kind of a dump is this?
Oh!
What in the world is that?
[scream]
Mr. Zitzler, I couldn't
find Danny's body
in this part of the lake.
Danny's body.
Danny's body?
Danny's body?
Oh!
Danny's body!
Ahhh!
[whistle]
Mrs. Anderson, don't move.
I'll get a lifeguard.
It'll take about 10 minutes.
These life guard
costs are killing me.
I'll do it myself.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
This way.
Go this way.
[music playing]
Mr. Zitlzler,
you saved my life.
Yeah, I do hope Danny
will be all right.
Oh, Danny is all right.
Danny is insured.
You have insurance?
Oh, Mrs. Anderson.
What happened?
I don't know.
Hey do you guys smell anything?
Look, I see daylight.
There's light coming in.
Oh, my god.
You're not kidding, light.
Get out of here.
All right.
[MUSIC PLAYING RICHARD STRAUSS
"ALSO SPRACH ZARATHUSTRA"]
What a f***ing day.
[music playing]
I feel different.
NARRATOR:
Manny Anderson is nowacting in pornographic films
under the name of Dicky Long.
He has delighted
millions of moviegoers
with his unique bulge.
Good, how you doing, huh?
Listen, listen,
don't call me Stud.
Call me Mitch, OK.
NARRATOR:
Mitch becamea priest and opened
a parish in San Francisco.
He is now a spokesman for gay
rights for the celibate clergy.
Cheesedoodles.
NARRATOR:
Henry Putzworks for the American
Cheese Manufacturers Association
as commissioner of natural gas.
They are all yours, kid.
NARRATOR:
After eightunsuccessful marriages
and the cancellation of her
Bloomingdales credit card,
Annie Goldberg suffereda
nervous breakdown
and became a vegetable.
She is now living
quietly in Columbus, Ohio
as a Brussels sprout.
Michelle Farmer pursued
her interest in nature
and now heads up the
government's program
for wildlife preservation.
And fly.
Fly away!
Fly away little fish.
Weee!
[music playing]
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