The Girl Next Door Page #3

Hi. I'm coming in.|Can I come in?

Look, I've just|been crazy lately.

I mean, the whole scholarship|thing, you know, I mean....

It's killing me, you know?

But I'm not even|thinking about that.

The only thing I care about|is you, you know?

All I want is just for us|to go back to normal again.

It's a real nice place|you got here, D.

I...

Can we...

-...talk about this later?|-Yeah.

Sure.

I like that.

-What?|-What you said in there.

Thanks.

Kelly.

Matthew.

-So you're friends with D, huh?|-Yeah.

Well, we're-|We're kind of going out.

Look at you.|You are a forest fire.

-Are we going?|-Yeah.

You coming with us?

-Where are you going?|-Can't. He's got school tomorrow.

No, no, I'm cool.|Like, where are we going?

Hey, there.|What can I get for you?

We'll get two Scotch|rocks and....

Make it three. Actually, I'll|have a Long lsland iced tea.

So, what grade are|you in, man?

I'm a senior.|But I'm about to graduate.

Congratulations. What's next?

Georgetown, hopefully.

-Matthew wants to be president.|-Really?

-That's great, man.|-Yeah.

How do you|two know each other?

How do we know each other?

-We used to work together.|-So you're, like, an actor?

No. Strictly producer.

But D and I also used to go out.|Excuse me a sec.

So you guys went out?

Thank you.

Look, can we just talk?

Talk.

I don't know if this|is really the place.

-Why? What's wrong with it?|-No, nothing. It's fine, you know.

It's one of my favorites.

Hey, you got one for me?

-What are you doing?|-What?

Here.

And you turn it like so:

-Hey, where are you going?|-The bathroom. Is that okay?

Yeah.

So you're really into her,|huh?

Hey. I get it, man, believe me.|She's gorgeous.

I just think you'd want|someone more your age.

-She's my age.|-Yeah, I meant experience-wise.

No offense.

Don't worry about it.|I'm gonna take care of you.

Oh, my God.|That's Mr. Peterson.

That's my dad's|friend.

He comes over all|the time with his wife.

Really?

Hey, Peterson.

What? Dude,|what are you doing, man?

Yeah, you. Get over here.

Goddamn, Peterson, haven't|seen your black ass in ages.

-Do I know you?|-What the f***'s your problem?

-I....|-Just f***ing with you, man.

Hey, you know my friend|Matty here, right?

-Matthew. Hi.|-Peterson, this is Matty's first time.

Why don't you buy him a dance.

So did you hear about|that scholarship yet?

No, big dinner's on Thursday.

So, what's it for again?

The scholarship.

It's for...

...moral fiber.

Me? A Teenage Daddy?

Who is this guy?|Is he a porn producer?

Klitz, shut up.|Now, the strippers.

When you get a lap dance, were they|cool with you grabbing their ass?

Dude. I'm trying to talk|about Danielle here.

Fine. Selfish b*tch.

For teenagers, sexual intercourse|can be dangerous.

Jesus, what hack made this?

I could make a better sex-ed|film with my mom.

Why don't they update this thing?

Special events,|such as your senior prom...

...place added pressure on young|teens to lose their virginity...

...and also engage|in unprotected sex.

9 months later...

-Hello?|-Hey, Bob.

We're all going|to the creek tonight.

It's gonna be a gas.|You're coming, right?

I can't, guys.

I have a baby now.

Because of prom.

Dude.

-What?|-Yeah, right.

-You guys ever thought about it?|-No.

I just think you guys|would be really hot.

-You girls are 18, right?|-I am.

-I will be in a month.|-Really?

-You ever been photographed?|-A couple of times.

Hey, you guys know Matty?

I hung with him last night.|Guy's the tits.

Here's my man.

-How you doing?|-What's up, fellas?

Matty, you didn't tell me|you got some serious burners...

...at your school here.

Oh, shut up.|You did not say that

Hey, you know who's got|the killer bud?

This f***er right here.

-What are you talking about?|-Yeah, come on.

Yeah, you have some?

Yeah, come on.

-Holy sh*t.|-You guys should party.

-Can I--?|-All right, we're out.

-Hold on a sec.|-Where are you guys going?

-We got things to do.|-Do you wanna hang out?

-Hop in, fellas.|-Aren't you gonna photograph us?

Always leave|them wanting more.

Punch it!

Man, there is|some talent here.

You get those girls together|with those ass-bags there...

...shoot them humping at,|like, a football...

...game or at a prom,|that video would sell.

F***, I'm good!

How do I get these ideas?|It's like a gift, you know?

It's like I can't control it.

So, what are we doing, man?

You know, you really didn't|have to come with me.

It's cool.|I like running errands.

So you raised 25 G's just|to bring this Chinese guy over.

No, he's Cambodian.

Okay, so that's 25,000|total deposited...

...into the Operation|Get Samnang account.

Hey, so you raised|all the money you needed.

-Congratulations.|-Thanks.

So is this Samnang|really as smart as they say?

Well, he did teach himself|calculus without even using...

..his textbooks, so....

Those crazy little f***ers, man.|They sure know their numbers.

Jeannie, this is my--|This is my student advisor.

They really compliment|your coloring.

Oh, you're Mr. Salinger?

Just here to make sure|everything's up to par. Wow.

-What?|-I love those earrings.

Oh, thank you.

Thanks. I just got back|from Cabo.

-Did you?|-Yeah.

Okay, well, we gotta go.|Thanks, Jeannie.

Man, what were you doing--?

There's a bar,|you sit with the people.

You have been there.

-See? I knew it.|-No, no.

-This guy is unbelievable.|-You.

-Where you guys going?|-Vegas, baby.

We got the convention. Gotta press|the flesh, meet the fans.

So that's it?|You're just going back?

I don't belong here.

What do you--? What do you mean?|What about starting over?

This is what I am.

All right, D, let's roll.

-Dude, it's not your fault.|-No, it is my fault.

If I hadn't been such a dick and|taken her to that motel room....

Yeah, it was a little forward,|don't you think?

-Dude.|-What?

Matt, the point is,|she made her decision.

There's nothing|you can do about it now.

Yeah, there is.

-Hey, Dad?|-Don't wait up.

-I'll be late tonight.|-I'll watch it tomorrow.

-Shark Week is all week long.|-God, I just wanna bang hot chicks.

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-Move it.|-Sorry.

Big smile.

-Sasha!|-Sasha!

-Yo, man, no press.|-No, no. No, I'm not press.

I'm still in high school,|okay?

This is for my high school|video yearbook.

I swear to God.

That's right, b*tch.

Jesus, is that her?

Athena.

Give me a second, guys.

-Athena!|-Athena!

-Danielle.|-Athena! Athena!

-Danielle.|-Come on! Athena, right here!

-Work it, Athena.|-You are so hot, Athena.

-Look, I'm sorry. I had to come.|-A**hole, I'm next.

-I feel like this is all my fault.|-Who is this guy?

-Will you at least look at me?|-Bend over.

You're the best thing that|ever happened to me, okay?

-Me too!|-Oh, Danielle.

He's so sweet.

Danielle.

Nice job, dickwad.

-Danielle.|-Hey, man, get me out of this thing.

-Take me with you, dude.|-Danielle.

Just leave me alone, please.

Danielle.

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