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The Girl Who Invented Kissing Page #4
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still the same pain in my ass.
We keep missing each other
you know,
I come home, she goes to work.
Plus, I'm out there trying
to get my real estate
license right now.
I'm trying to make some
extra money, you know?
I hear you.
Listen, Freddy,
I'm... I'm having this problem.
I got this, uh, this drifter.
she's getting high
in my bathroom all the time,
I mean, what do I do?
Is she selling?
No, no, no, nothing like that,
but I mean, you know.
It's like reefer madness.
I mean, she's getting
high smoking a bone,
the whole place
stinks like weed.
F*** it, you'll be all right.
- Yeah?
- Yeah, she comes in again,
you give me a call.
I'll tune her up for you.
I'll see you later, Vic.
[DOOR BELL RINGS]
JIMMY:
What?[MUSIC PLAYING]
Hey!
No, no, no, no, no.
Not again today.
- You know...
- Nope, no. You gotta go, scram.
I have to use the bathroom,
is that okay?
I don't care,
what are you gonna do,
- smoke a bone in there...
- GIRL:
No, no.No, you have to leave.
Well, we talked
about this already.
- JIMMY:
Now!- I promised, Jimmy.
- I'm trying to run a business!
- THE GIRL:
Please!I gotta pee!
I gotta pee, Jimmy.
Come on.
Make it fast.
What is this?
[GIRL WHISPERING]
She's gotta pee, she gotta pee.
["THEY WERE WRONG" PLAYING]
I wish I'd known
Maybe I could've helped you
But you were already gone
To the trouble that held you
Come knee high you were
Treated like the meantime
Well they might've been young
They were wrong
They were wrong
They were wrong
They were wrong
The day is never too long
When it's gone, it's gone
They were wrong
My God, they're still wrong
We were drinking warm beer
At Ninth and Michigan
You were making me nervous
But I was still listening
Well he might've been a talker
But he never said too much
He was just a souvenir
From a cold done dead love
They were wrong...
THE GIRL:
Oh my God, oh my God,oh my God, oh my God,
oh my God, oh my God, oh my
God, oh my God, oh my God!
...The day is never too long
When it's gone, it's gone
They were wrong...
There's two guys over there.
They're...
they're sucking each other off,
and they were trying
to get me to watch!
All right, hold on,
hold on, relax, come on.
Thank you, sir.
...Here's the saddest song
You never heard...
Hey!
What the f***
you two doing, huh?
...They deserve
We were in the front row
At the sad last goodbye
You were so pissed off
You were trembling inside
Why'd you ever live to wish
And wait by the front door
That your daddy
Never answered
And your mama won't any more
They were wrong
They were wrong
They were wrong
They were wrong
The day is never too long
When it's gone, it's gone
They were wrong
My God, they're still wrong
They were wrong
They were wrong
They were wrong
They're still wrong
They were wrong
They were wrong
They were wrong
God, they're still wrong
FREDDY:
You look pretty.What are you doing,
you going out?
Wow!
That's it, huh?
So now you're unhappy,
I suppose...
All I'm asking
is if there's any more chicken.
Hmm?
There, now you got two.
You want three?
Don't know why
you're busting my balls, Patti.
Where were you last night?
Where am I every night?
You stop at that diner?
- Yeah.
- PATTI:
Yeah?- Yeah.
- You had a nice little visit
with your waitress friend?
Well, they did serve me coffee
and a f***ing brownie,
so, unless brownies are giving
reach-arounds these days...
Come on, what's with all
the questions, huh?
So now I'm picking a fight?
FREDDY:
Oh, I get it.You're on your f***ing period.
- Enjoy.
- Thank you.
- I'm going out.
- Nice, where you going?
PATTI:
I don't know, out.Okay, I'll be here
with my one piece of chicken.
F***in-A,
I feel like Henry VIII!
[KEG SCRAPPING]
PATTI:
Karen LaMonica just went by.
Her son, Mike, he was on
a submarine for two years.
Heard he went AWOL last week.
Oh yeah?
Tell me what you meant
that time.
What?
You remember that time
I had that thing at work?
That guy knocked me down?
why I didn't wanna wake him?
What'd you mean?
I don't know,
that was a while ago.
What'd you mean?
Nothing.
Then why were you asking?
I wanna know.
I don't know.
- [METAL CLANKING]
- Come on.
I wonder
why you won't just tell me.
Jesus Christ.
You know how much those
f***ing things weigh?
JIMMY:
I can barely roll one.[METAL CLANKING LOUDLY]
He just moves them around
like he's Magilla Gorilla.
Do you think Victor's
ever had sex?
[CHUCKLING]
What?
He's your brother,
why you asking me?
I just thought that women
had like a sixth sense
or something
for that, I don't know.
Wait, you worried
about that girl, the pothead?
Why don't you just ask Victor?
Don't you guys talk
about that stuff?
I thought all guys talked
about who they slept with.
Come on.
Tell me what you meant.
I don't know, I...
I don't know, Patti,
some maniac jumps you at work.
You get blood all over you.
You call me
to make you feel better.
Three times, you call me.
Not your husband.
What does that tell you?
He was sleeping,
didn't wanna wake him up.
You'd have woken me up though,
right?
- Yeah.
- JIMMY:
Yeah.- That's different.
- Why's it different?
You're beautiful, you know that?
Keep dreaming.
Okay, you're right, you're not.
I'm making it all up.
I'm just trying to build
up your self-esteem.
You're actually ugly.
And you're nuts.
Is Freddy nuts too?
Yeah.
I mean...
[SCOFFS]
What are we talking about Jimmy?
Us.
It's not like
that's gonna happen, is it?
It's not like you're
gonna leave Freddy.
Who says so?
I look for excuses all the time.
- Nice, you need an excuse.
- No!
It's not like you
don't have Victor.
I don't have Victor.
What is that supposed to mean?
Victor's fine
- on his own...
- PATTI:
You know what I mean.He's like a big kid.
He's sweet, he's like
a big, sweet lummox.
All right,
Victor is not a lummox.
I said sweet...
- Oh, that makes it better.
- Lummox.
Well I didn't mean
it in a bad way!
Well, how do you mean it then...
- Well, you know...
- Is there a good way?
I wouldn't never talk...
that way about your brother!
You just did.
Look, he is what he is.
There's just plenty a better
choice of words than lummox.
PATTI:
Like what?Magilla Gorilla?
Come on, you took
it the wrong way.
I'm sorry, okay?
It's just we both have things
that come along with the deal.
JIMMY:
F***!What's the matter?
I'm missing $2200,
that's what's the matter!
- How?
- It's all f***ed up.
Victor loses half
the goddamn bank receipts
and I got nothing to go
I don't know why you
don't have a bookkeeper
- to do all this.
- Just relax, okay?
You don't understand relax
and I can't afford
a f***ing bookkeeper,
'cause I'm missing $2200,
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