The God of Cookery Page #2

right now, you are so foolish.

If you get on my nerves,

I'll kick you down there.

I'll hang up your dead body

in Statue Square...

Suck these cigarette butts

and say "very delicious"

Say it, until I ask you to stop.

Boss... sorry to bother you,

we would like to leave now.

Good... sorry to bother you, thanks.

Your share has risen,

why didn't you inform me?

Has it?

I really don't know, I swear,

I don't know that myself.

Let's talk business first,

I have a new product.

I want to make use of your fame.

I'll see if we can co-operate.

"Instant Cup Noodle".

Maggie.

There are 53 kinds of

instant Cup Noodle in the market,

with a annual sale figure

of $1.3 billion,

cup noodle get a share of 33%.

Very keen competition indeed.

Good packaging.

My nephew in charge of it,

he admires you much.

Richard, greet Mr. Stephen.

Mr. Stephen.

Richard, you must have

got higher level education.

Har... Harvard University of US... A

Har... Harvard University of US... A

and Cam... Cambridge University.

Cam... Cambridge University.

Double master degrees.

Let me explain

the design of this product.

What are you doing?

Why do you come over here?

Go on speaking over there,

you are not to stand here.

Where's your homeland?

Chiu Chow.

Damn you, (Chiu Chow Style)

don't you know any basic manners?

You said you have Master degree?

Is bastard degree, more appropriate?

Why are you going that side?

He called you a bastard, do you hear?

OK, don't scare the youngster.

If I don't teach him, who will?

Keep calm, don't tremble.

Be good, smile.

The Fish Balls seem a bit lousy.

They not elastic at all.

Why must they be elastic inside

the stomach? It's not for a Ping-Pong game.

Why not for a Ping-Pong game?

So they're pretty elastic after all.

Come on, drink it, ass-hole.

Ass-hole.

You can come any time

if you have interest,

I'll try my best to help you.

I'll do whatever I can to help you.

Good brother

Buddy.

Really good buddies?

You must help me.

I count on you, let's cheers.

I've got good bargain beef,

call this number if you want it.

But why don't you

give me benefits on abalone?

Excuse me, give way...

Sorry to bother you.

I'm Bull Tong,

graduate of Chinese Cookery Academy.

I can cook delicious dishes.

Right, good cooks always

result being as beggars.

You've hired so many rubbish, no way.

Don't you know him?

Isn't he your staff?

Fat Bull, which department

you come from?

I am just passing by.

What?

I do admire you, "God of Cookery".

I just wonder

if you would give me a chance.

Maybe you can hire me as an assistant.

Damn you!

- Security.

- What are you doing?

- Catching him?

- I didn't say to do that.

You really want to follow me?

Yes, you can ask me

to do whatever you like.

Go for a hard excretion

in front of the lift now.

This fatty is hard-working.

Contact Amy on 41st floor,

tomorrow at 9.

Are you serious?

I like that.

Doing whatever

you like proves your power.

Thanks.

I must thank you.

What are you doing?

What's going on?

Boss is dining here, so I've delivered

him a bottle of red wine.

He's losing his temper right now.

What wine did you deliver?

He wants one of '82.

This is of '82.

I deliver him of '83.

Go take this for him at once.

Yes...

You go.

Boss, this bottle is of '82.

Are you hungry?

Sit down and eat something.

How come?

I'm indeed a kind man,

I do have sympathy.

You can never guess what I'll do next,

go on eating.

Why did you do that?

Let me tell you,

you can never guess

what I'll do next, just keep eating.

Once is enough,

you can't fool me a second time.

I won't let you guess

I don't want to fool you again, no way.

Yes, I'm really nut.

I really can't figure

what you're going to do next.

I've told you a second time already.

If you can guess,

I won't be called "God of Cookery".

"God of Cookery" is great.

Of course, I'll surely win.

"God of Cookery" is great.

Get some narrow tables

and small chairs,

so that customers

can't sit comfortably,

and they'll leave

as soon as possible after eating.

Get the thickest straws

and biggest ice-cubes.

Then they can finish the drink fast

and buy another ones.

Are you a new-comer?

Don't you need me to teach you?

Not flexible at all, ass-hole.

Mr. Chow, the ceremony may begin now.

Good, let's begin.

Are you ready?

Yes.

Making big money.

Congratulations.

Thanks, please serve yourselves

for the snack.

Your branch opens opposite

my cafe again,

you respect me so much!

Aren't I friendly enough?

Ass-hole

Mr. Chow, congratulations...

Mr. Chow

Thanks... drink more.

A fan will present you with flowers,

then you get on stage...

Who's so clever as to get a fan

to present flowers?

We didn't hire her,

she's really your fan.

What?

Girl student, nice and gentle,

she's been waiting for you so long.

Has she?

What a coincidence!

What a coincidence!

Hey, what a coincidence!

Hay... what... what a coincidence!

What a coincidence!

Good bye.

Mr. Chow...

Time to present flowers

Yeah, I know.

Can we start now?

I'm waiting for you.

"God of Cookery".

Hey! UFO!

Dear guests,

the celebration

for the opening of our 50th branch...

...is starting now.

We're selected the time, we now invite

God of Kitchen into the kitchen.

Since we have some spare time,

we now introduce a new set course to you.

"Deep First Love Gold Silver

Lovers Set Meal"

Even Confucius and Jesus said:

First Love is wonderful.

So we select this topic

by using the top ingredients.

The price for the set meal

is $99.9 only.

A bonus stamp is issued to every meal,

if you collect 5 bonus stamps,

you can redeem

a "Love Bone pendant"

with the price of $99.9.

As I have blessed for this pendant,

it really helps those young lovers

in their first love.

It's even more efficacious

with the help of philter.

Let's have the honor

for "God of Cookery"

to demonstrate

how to prepare this course.

Thanks, but please excuse

if I don't make a perfect show.

If you can't make a perfect show,

you won't be called "God of Cookery".

Good...

First, we must prepare

a pair of piglets in love.

We shall drain their blood

without their notification.

We then make use of

their blood... pig blood

...the romantic blood.

What? You feel pity for your species?

I then deep fry their skin

until they become golden.

This is pig skin.

The true love pig skin.

Just pig skin.

I then get the fish meat

of "Parisian Baguette".

I'll place it over

Sentimental Indian Curry.

Curry Fish Balls?

Pig blood, pig skin, fish balls,

is there any turnip?

None of your business!

Go to serve the guests.

Of course we need

some long-live-love Korean turnip

and a pig colon.

We then place it on some raw noodle.

Mix all ingredients together,

and there it is, "Assorted Noodle".

You charge $99.9 for this

common noodle? Are you crazy?

But it's not easy to prepare delicious

"Assorted Noodle" at all.

You know, the simple dish

are hard to prepare.

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