The God of Cookery Page #3

Just like that.

Okay, let me try your

"Assorted Noodle" now.

The Curry Fish Ball are tasteless,

neither is the curry.

The pig skin is overcooked, failure.

The pig blood is too soft,

a failure too.

You haven't selected the turnip properly,

too much fiber, failure.

This pig colon is the worst,

you can find sh*t inside.

Are you mistaken?

Are you performing talk show?

You are so clever

but go back for a rest.

You aren't a conscious businessman.

Security...

I pick up this kind of bone

in the rubbish bin every night.

and you sell it for $100?

I cannot cheat customers

like the way you do.

I won't help you do this any more.

What "God of Cookery" are you?

You know nothing but cheating customer.

Can you really cook?

Can you chop ingredients?

Take over, I'll leave now.

He is asking you,

answer him before you leave.

What?

Great!

You're not qualified to be called

"God of Cookery".

I won't argue with you here, shut up.

You aren't even able to sell

"Assorted Noodle" in the street.

Sorry, you're no longer

a staff of our corporation.

I'll call for police

if you keep up this bullshit.

Who are you to talk in front of me?

I'm the real "God of Cookery".

You're not fit to clean my shoes

for me, bastard.

Want to fool me?

I don't fear, come on...

I can kill your whole family.

You needn't threaten me.

Someone is messing here, no photos.

I dare you to take up a chopper

and cook something for us.

You mean I can't cook?

Being chef, you don't even have the

strength to hold a chopper.

Let me teach you

how to prepare

a bowl of delicious "Assorted Noodle".

You must have the heart to cook.

I'm the real "God of Cookery".

I never know...

I really never know what you do next.

I'm graduate

of Chinese Cookery Academy.

I can cook very well,

I can really cook.

Good cooks always result

being as beggars...

You're great, "God of Cookery".

I'm the real "God of Cookery".

Mr. Chow, more than

after eating beef at your restaurant.

We suspect you use British beef

to serve guests.

We want you to assist us

in our investigation now.

I've got good bargain beef,

call this number if you want it.

Small chairs and thick straws.

Big ice-cubes and hot French fries.

So that the kids

get thirsty after eating.

You should know this.

Don't you need me to teach you?

This will be bad

to the children's health.

Besides kicking you,

did Stephen Chow

beat you with his fists?

No, he didn't.

It gets on my nerves,

don't force me anymore.

I am a good guy.

Throw him out.

You haven't selected the turnip properly,

too much fiber, failure.

The pig skin is overcooked, failure!

The pig blood is too soft,

a failure too!

This pig colon is the worst.

It's not properly washed,

you can find sh*t inside, how come?

This is "Assorted Noodle",

it's not strange to have sh*t inside.

$23 dollars

You pay me?

You'd better pay me $30

for me to see a doctor.

Please respect me,

at least I'm "God of Cookery".

"God of Cookery"?

"God of Cookery"!

It's true, I'm not joking.

Help me, buddy, just a little bit.

Give me some money, please...

I beg you, please...

Forget it...

Don't hinder us doing business.

Okay!

How do you feel?

I'm fine...

It's bleeding, sh*t...

I must really see a doctor this time,

please give me some money?

Want to pay me a fool?

No...

I'm sorry, brother...

I'll fool on if you insist on it.

No...

Let's be friendly to each other.

Buddies, I'm "God of Cookery",

please give me face.

Sorry... excuse me...

Beat him! Kick him to death!

Dare you do business here?

Cut his hand off

Beat him!

What is it?

Nothing.

Let me beat him too.

Don't beat anymore...

please...

You needn't beg, move...

Just a blow!

Move...

May be half blow?

Are you hungry?

A little bit.

Want to eat something?

As you like.

This bowl of rice...

is very delicious.

Hey, help us!

Goose head, I'm only a woman,

Don't you insult me?

I remember Uncle Kwan's assistant

chopped on my head...

...but I managed to chop him back,

and they all call me

"Twin Dagger Turkey"!

I've seen everything since I fooled

in Temple Street when I was 12.

You now take this ass-holes

to ruin my place?

You can't scare me!

Turkey, what do you mean?

If I want to ruin your place,

I'll take more guys with me.

I just want to inform you,

all "Pissing Shrimp"

will be ours from now on.

Who do you think you are?

I haven't asked you about "Beef Ball"!

As you say, just sh*t!

OK, we share "Beef Ball",

I'll take up "Pissing Shrimp"!

We needn't talk about rules then.

I'm setting rules with you now,

we make it 40-60% share.

You get 40%, we get 60%.

No, you think I'm a dummy?

What if we make it 10-90%?

I get 90%, and you 10%.

Don't move!

Stand there or I'll chop you, buddy.

Stand properly!

Don't fool!

Stand properly!

OK, we let you have "Pissing Shrimp",

can you handle?

If we can't, you mean you can?

Our "Pissing Shrimp" are so well-known.

We have perfect proportion of chill

and salt,

we change the oil every night too...

We guarantee we use fresh oil.

We have strong stoves,

and the shrimps are so crispy.

But you spoil the flavor.

Who is shouting out loudly?

But our boiled "Pissing Shrimps"

are better.

Sh*t, go make your sh*t beef balls!

Since you fail to make tasty beef balls,

you want to take up "Pissing Shrimps".

If you don't make beef balls,

I'll take over them also.

You are passing up the chance we offer you!

Sh*t,

mix the "Pissing Shrimps"

and Beef Balls

Who is speaking up again?

Who dare to interrupt me?

Don't just suspect of my guys,

your guys can interrupt too.

My men are well-educated,

they will never interrupt.

Won't they!

Each of you speak out: "Sh*t,

mix the 'Pissing Shrimps' and beef balls."

Did the guy say "sh*t"?

Yes, I have sharp ears.

You say first!

You say first!

Me first:
Sh*t, mix the

"Pissing Shrimps" and beef balls.

No, not you.

Sh*t, mix the "Pissing Shrimps"

and beef balls.

You!

Must I speak it while swaying?

As you like.

Sh*t, mix the... sorry...

Go ahead.

Sh*t, mix the "Pissing Shrimps"

and beef balls.

You!

Sh*t, mix the "Pissing Shrimps"

and beef balls.

What did you say?

Fukien dialect.

Fukien dialect? Go home to eat sh*t!

Sh*t, mix the "Pissing Shrimps"...

Sh*t, mix the "Pissing Shrimps"

and beef balls.

Sh*t! Beef balls...

Sh*t, mix the "Pissing Shrimps"

and beef balls.

Sh*t, mix the "Pissing Shrimps"

and beef balls.

You!

What are you laughing?

Say it.

Sh*t, mix the "Pissing Shrimps"

and beef balls.

You.

Sh*t mix...

You.

Sh*t, mix the "Pissing Shrimps"

and beef balls.

Wait.

Say it again.

You!

Sh*t... mix!

Say it clearly.

...mix!

Bastard, it's you.

Sh*t, how can you recognize me?

Your voice is horrible,

I can recognize easily.

Turkey, he's your guy, what do you say?

Give me the knife.

Your bastard, you keep bullshit.

Which finger do you want me to cut off?

The nail, please.

What?

Who dare touch him in my place?

What do you mean?

He's my guy, so I must speak up for him.

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