The God of Cookery Page #4

You mean you don't

follow the rules, beat it.

Bastard!

What is it?

Don't move!

Sister Turkey, I've thought it over...

From now on, all "Pissing Shrimps"

and "Beef Balls" belong to you.

Is it OK?

Sorry to bother you.

It's okay, we're buddies.

It's rare to find

a righteous person like you.

Righteous and honesty...

...is valuable.

I dare to go to hell to fight.

I'm willing to sacrifice for buddies.

I'm willing to die for girls.

Good buddies.

My blood is bleeding for love.

I'm prepared to die.

Who dare to challenge me?

"Pissing Beef Balls"?

Right.

Why are they so elastic.

As these beef balls

are empty in the inside.

It's like the theory

of air-sole sports shoes.

May I try?

Quick.

Very elastic!

Elastic?

Yes, elastic!

We count on her.

"Sister Turkey"

has strong wrist strength.

Only she can make

such perfect beef balls.

The beef must undergo beating and

mixing 26,800 times.

But why is it called

"Pissing Beef Balls"?

Try the whole thing and you'll know.

I've never had this experience before.

The freshness of beef

with the sweetness of shrimps.

This combination

is even better than royal dishes.

It's even better than

my memory of my first love.

Looking at the moon which

reminds me thinking of homeland.

Good poem...

Are you alright?

This is really good stuff!

I've thought of a name:

Explosive Pissing Beef Balls.

We're going to

make big money this time.

Bullshit! You think I am nuts?

It's not that easy to make money.

I believe him! What should we do next?

We should open our first restaurant

and earn our first log of money.

Then I can buy

a new set of karaoke soon?

Turkey, what you just said is a joke?

We should first buy a flat

to earn the rent, ain't I clever?

Sure.

If up to me, I will open more branches.

We can open two, then four,

then eight branches...

Then we can become public companies

and collect capital.

We can sell shares

and do real estate business, nuts!

We can make a sub-division

in the stock market.

With the dividends,

we needn't work at all.

You're laughing? You know all this?

I don't know but

I find it seems meaningful.

Granny, let me serve you

"Pissing Beef Balls".

You won't piss on your pants

after eating them.

Very interesting.

They're really free of charge?

One take away.

We've done

the first transaction already.

We're one step closer

to becoming a public company.

Why haven't you given me the report yet?

Yes, coming.

He's eating.

It's here.

It's free, come in

and eat as much as you can.

Not free! What do you mean...

Action!

The hottest issue in town is

"Averse to food" infecting everyone,

but it's been cured by a so-called

"Pissing Beef Balls".

It's been selling hot

within a short time.

The inventor of

this "Pissing Beef Balls"

is the man of legend...

Stephen Chow,

the former "God of Cookery".

Stephen Chow,

why are your

"Pissing Beef Balls" so popular?

I think...

it's unfair to ask me this way.

You'd better ask the customers

why they rush to eat it.

Little boy, why do you like eating

"Pissing Beef Balls"?

Since eating "Pissing Beef Balls",

I find myself much cleverer,

I've gotten full marks

in each examination.

Is it really so helpful?

I've become prettier

and prettier after eating it...

I've grown up a lot since eating it,

I've got back my confidence.

Are you going to get back your fame

since you make a success here?

Get back my fame?

Could you tell us the secret of

success of your "Pissing Beef Balls"?

It's simple, delicious,

new and interesting.

Interesting? How come?

You're playing Ping-Pong with it?

This stuff deserves to be tried.

It's tasty and interesting,

I can't help buying one for myself.

How come...

he made a fame with such trivial stuff?

Don't worry, it just a trivial stuff.

He can't be a real success with them.

I just fear he'll come back

for us after he's made his fame.

Everyone in Hong Kong knows

beef balls

that you can play Ping-Pong with.

Will I really piss after eating them?

You'll surely have diarrhea

after eating it...

Isn't it miracle?

Great!

It's a miracle,

though you've had such a good start,

it's a bit risky to pledge

all your properties,

I find it risky to open

You find it risky?

What if we first open 2 branches?

Mr. Chow, since you've

made a first success,

you needn't bet all your money

in the next step.

Don't bullshit!

You know nothing about it!

I don't need you

teach me running business.

Mr. Chow, but with your past record...

it's hard for our bank

to lend you a lump sum.

I guess you have no confidence

in our beef balls.

In fact, I've never tried them.

I seldom eat this kind of snack.

Please try some.

Try some!

You really lent him the money?

Thanks!

I'm just doing what you asked me to.

I know what he has in mind,

he wants to open branches.

All his branches will be

in remote places.

He has one in urban area,

but it's a basement branch.

Hey, do you know feng shui?

You know this word?

Die!

See, he'll get inside an impasse!

Lend him whatever he wants,

let him dig his own grave!

What? Please repeat!

They've made use of the money

to manufacture cans.

Manufacture cans?

Right.

They'll be sold in all 2,800

supermarkets and convenient stores.

I've input all the shops location

into the computer.

Sure win!

I can't predict what he's doing.

Of course, I will surely win!

Excuse me...

Excuse me... please...

Stephen Chow... What is your feeling...

of your being elected

the Genius of Food and Beverage?

I find it like a dream...

it also proves Hong Kong

is a place for miracles

If you work hard,

all dreams may come true.

Ass-hole!

Ass-hole!

Where've you been? You haven't

contact me for a long time.

I thought you were dead.

I'm really dead!

But you must be convinced!

Why must I be convinced?

You never expected me reborn again?

I'm convinced!

I nearly forget to congratulate on you.

Our shops always get rewards,

but it's rare for your lousy friends

to get such a reward.

What did you say?

It's a wonderful world,

you must be really convinced.

Why must I be convinced?

If I hadn't got this award,

I wouldn't be eligible for Competition

of "God of Cookery" next month.

I'm really convinced for this.

Smart!

I don't mean

to show others I'm capable.

I just want to tell others that

I can get back what I have lost.

Let me say the truth,

Mr. Chow, you're really capable

but you must try to learn

some practical cooking.

Chinese Cookery Academy?

I'll apply in tomorrow morning.

Good! I'm glad to hear that.

I don't care how wicked,

sly you were in the past,

if you improve yourself,

we'll surely give you another chance,

Please don't beat me...

I'm always an honest man, I never lie,

I say all this to wish you well.

My only mistake in my life

is underestimating you...

Oh... Mr. Chow...

Look at him...

how naive and lovely he is!

Very vivid too!

You're smart at pissing and dumping...

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