The Golden Scallop Page #6
- Year:
- 2013
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all three restaurants will be
cooking at the same time to prove who is the best. With
a turn out of around three
hundred patrons each team will be responsible
for exactly one hundred orders. Now each order has been hand
crafted by the Judge himself,
and will be released from their proverbial pandoras box
at the discretion of our
wonderful expeditors. Then, the audience fills out
evaluation forms at the end and
combined with the three juges
scores we get a champion! Have we mentioned how happy we
are to have you here at this
event? It's truly amazing. And I loved your piece on that
small place in the east village
with the best curry you've ever
had. Yeah, oh well if you're
interested in Indian, Thai,
Ecuadorian fusion, my friend is
writing a blog it's called TheNewBangChavez.com
-Indian, Thai, Ecaudorian... Sounds like my last three
maids. Haha. Hahaha. Ole! These foodies, they really get
to me. Stuffy, pretentious. For all
Boostraps faults like his prdigious love of
methamphetamine like his prdigious love of
methamphetamine, he still likes
-Alright, Steve, cut up some
more orange slices for everyone. -Do you have any grapes?
-No, haha, Marcy you are so
funny. This is America, we eat oranges
when we go into blood thirsty
battle. -Here Corey have one.
-Hit me again. Do you see what's going on
right now? Hydration, Marcel, hydration.
You guys probably use water which is why you lose so many
Tour de Frances. In your own
country. Um, why would it bother me? My
wife feeding orange slices to a young man.
It's not like they got to Spain once a year. One
year they went to Rio another year they went to New
Orleans and another to New York
City. And I am sitting here, in front
of you, unbothered. -The Fishmonger. One of them is
very somber. Fishmonger. -Somber is happy inside, calm
and ready to compete. That's
Wyatt. I just need your third member
to sign right here and we're
all set. -Nah, it's just the two of us.
-We're orphans. Well you're also adults and you
need three people per team so... -Having two people is more of a
challenge than anything. -You're
an adult -I know
-Both adults, we're all adults.
This is great! Alright guys, you're not going
to make me look like a fool out
there. You need three people to
compete, just go back to your place and then grab a third, you won't
be able to get on stage. -No, it
is just the two of us. Since
when do you need three people to
compete? -Those were the rules,
we went over this in the
meeting. Remember? The Judge was very clear. No, no. No. The Judge never
went over anything like this in the meeting. Ooohhh. What's the worst that could
happen, Wyatt? -Do you need some water?
-No, Mitch. -Mmhhscmmhmm
-What?! -You got pretty hammered last
night. Hahaha. -Yes. -Yeah I had a pretty crazy
night. -Yeah? What'd you end up
doing? -Eat all the salsa out of your
fridge or watch like, "Season of
the? -No, no. Nothing like that. I really
can't tell you. -Lindsay, you can tell me
anything. -Yeah? -Mmhmm. Okay, you know that guy who
follows around Judge Wellington? -Rich?
-No, Mitch.
-Motch, Mitch. Yes. Yeah, we sort of um, you know. Yeeaah. -You guys hit is off? Have a
couple drinks? -No. -This.
-After party? -No, this, we did that.
-You f k him?! Yeah, oh my god, I'm such a
whore. -Am I a whore?
-Hahahaha. You're a dirty whore!! Like a
DIRTY WHORE ! ! ! -You did that? Last night?
Hahaha. -Yeah. -It's so bad.
-It is bad.
-It,s bad. Yeah, yeah. I'm so glad that I have you
here, Seth. I feel like I can
tell you anything. -Dirty whore. Hahaha.
-Oh good, it's good to say. -It's good to tell somebody.
-Yeah, it's good to call it
like it is. -Are you ready to go?
-All good, ready to fry.
-You ready to fry? -I'll meet you out there.
-Good, I feel so much better.
Thank you for listening. Heck, yeah. Makes you wonder why I even
started Obitu-bears. Yeah so it's gotten to the
point where we just have to run
up to complete strangers. And ask them to join the
Fishmonger. Team Fishmonger! But, you know, every stranger
is a potential friend, so
that's good. But right now
they're all strangers! -Right baby? Lets go!
-Everyone hates us. -Guys I really messed up and I
need you guys to cook. -We could
use the baby! -Hoover!
-We need one more competitor
for the Golden Scallop. -Suck it Martin!!
-Could one of you stand on
stage and look delicious with
us? -Oh my god, you're so scared.
-We won't harm you We're not going to do anything
but have you be our teamate, for
fr. -She's giving us weird eyes. -I love you man.
-I love you, too. (in the distance) I've been
working on the railroad... -Oh no, defnitely not.
-DOUG!!!!! -Doug!
-Jake!! -She's a great girl, huh?
-Oh, the best. Watch it. Today we become champions. Now,
Marcel, get that food out quick.
Fe. -Si. -Corey, just keep getting those
plates out and looking cute.
-You keep looking cute, Corey. Okay, now I'm going to be in
the coaches box, routing you
guys on. Lets do this as fast as possible. That means
move it, Marcy. Go! Go! Go! Go! (everyone chanting) Caped Cod,
Caped Cod. Jake, I'm pretty nervous over
here. I think I should sing my
problems out. No! I mean, that only works
once baby bro. Hey, listen. We're in it to win
it. -If we don't no one's ever going
to take this name seriously.
-Yeah, but we're too slow. -I mean we're just two men and a
hobo. -That's the spirit! Hey,
you know what? You were right about dad. He
wasn't the best man, but one
thing he always said... Wyatt, if you go down in the
basement again when I'm working
on my special project, I'll
make sure that you can never fry again. And? Quality over quickness. That's the Martin way! (feedback) Testing, one, um... Welcome to the 43rd annual
Golden Scallop Championship! applause Three months ago, you all
bought your tickets and put
your food orders in. I'm sure your stomachs have
been looking forward to it
since then. I know I have. applause I love, nearly every restaurant
on the Cape. But I have to say, these three
have taken a very special part of my heart
this year. The Caped Cod. The Fishmonger. Booooooooo
-Suck it Martin!! And the Happy Hooker. So, without further ado, let's
binge eat! applause roaring applause (Air Horn) Clam strips, two lobster rolls
and a platter. Here we go. Three more clam
rolls, two lob rolls, fries and a seafood platter.
-That is the order?
-Yes. Why else would I ask you
for it? -I don't know, why would you?
-Just cook the food, please. -Less chatting, more cooking
Marcy. -Marcy... Okay I got two more fried clam
strips with a lobster roll. -I said two strips and a lob
roll, call back Seth. -Lob roll. Alright, Mikail, how are those
drinks coming? -Keep pushing okay, it's going
to get tougher. -(mocking) It's
gonna get tougher Mikail. We're down on the floor with
Jake Martin. Co-owner and head chef of the
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