The Good Catholic Page #5
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- 2017
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You want something to drink?
Uh, yeah.
I have...
Water. And... water.
And...
Well, water.
Water would be great.
Great.
Make yourself at home.
It's amazing. Isn't it?
Jane.
No.
What?
You said Jane like, Jane.
What does that mean?
That tone.
I had a tone?
Um, yeah. That, you know...
Eat your vegetables tone.
Jane.
Don't do it.
I, can we just...
Don't.
I just wanna ask...
We had a good thing.
Why would you wanna mess that...
Do you even know
what it is that I'm gonna ask?
Yeah.
Really?
Yeah.
So?
So, what?
Eh-tell me.
Why would I say something out loud that
I'm practically begging you not to ask?
Because you realize that
I'm asking you a real question.
You miss, uh, I-sing.
And-I'm-emotionally-fearless.
And-i-do-really-
weird-things-to-my-hair.
To-try-and-make-it-less-attractive-but-it-always-
makes-it-more-attractive.
You're afraid to let somebody
know who you are.
more attractive? Okay.
You were going to ask me about
the whole death thing. Again.
I told you I knew.
Do you get that a lot?
Yeah.
Right before
I'm not going anywhere.
Yeah well...
You're not the one
I'm worried about.
I'm not crazy.
In case you were wondering.
I mean, yeah. But no.
Not really.
It started off as a joke.
But just, saying it,
I'm dying.
Finite.
It gave things
a sense of urgency.
And sometimes it doesn't work.
Well, most of the time.
But there are days,
if I really let myself
buy into it,
where I can actually see
the beauty of how little time
we actually have.
And lately,
that only seems to be happening
when I'm with you.
What the hell are we?
I don't know.
I think that's okay.
Me too.
But we should make some rules.
Rules?
Yeah.
If we're gonna proceed with this
whole, star-crossed, platonic,
g-rated, tragicomedy
of ours,
we should be very clear on what
we can and can't do.
That's actually not a bad idea.
Which makes sense,
'cause I only have good ones.
So... what?
Rule number one:
Nothing sexual and...
Yep. Agreed.
I wasn't finished.
I am sorry.
Nothing sexual in nature.
Although, I mean.
I can't just turn off
my natural appeal.
I mean...
There's a lot going on here.
And you're just gonna have to
learn to view it as a work of art
in a museum that you can view and
appreciate but you know never...
And you, quite frankly...
I'm sorry.
Are gonna have to stop dressing
so suggestively.
I know.
Rule number two...
Uh-uh my turn.
But I...
I get to make some rules.
Okay, but mine was gonna
be good.
Rule number two:
We let ourselves be friends.
Without shame.
Could be a bit tight.
But for having three baptisms
in a week,
I think we found
a really nice job.
What about Friday?
Friday?
Yeah. Night.
If I have this correct I think we
should all be free at that time.
For what?
Dinner.
No offense, but we already eat
together like 15 times a week.
I also have a reservation for
the golden corral,
which I'm not gonna miss.
They take reservations?
No. No Daniel, they don't.
What's going on Friday?
I just thought that
we could all have dinner.
Together. At the rectory.
Oh yeah, no problem.
With a friend of mine.
A friend?
If this friend is
as fun as you two,
well, count me in.
She is fun. Great.
Fun and great.
She?
She. Yes.
She's a she. Jane is her name.
It's a female name.
Which she has because she's
a girl. Woman.
Well, to be clear,
I'm definitely available
for this dinner now.
I like the bread.
- Thanks.
- Yes, Daniel.
Bread is quite good.
It's brioche.
I didn't realize you baked.
Oh no. I bought it.
Well, it's really good.
Still.
For store bought
it's really good.
Pasta's good too.
You bought the pasta as well?
Nope. Nope. I made that. Myself.
- Old family recipe.
- Oh.
Ollie.
You being a connoisseur
of all things, remotely edible,
I'd love to have
your expert opinion on the meal.
It's hilarious.
I'm sorry?
Very good. It's delicious.
Excellent effort.
I'm proud of you.
Thank you. I always felt like
I should cook more, you know?
I agree. And the best part
of cooking more...
Is more dinner guests.
Umm... thanks.
No. Thank you.
And thank you for introducing us
to Jenny.
Jane.
What did I say?
Not Jane.
Strawberry shortcake
for dessert.
So, you know, gotta save room.
And ice cream.
Sponge or pound?
What?
Sponge cake or pound cake
as the base?
You know, it's called
strawberry shortcake,
but I never really considered
strawberry shortcake
unless it has a pound cake
or a sponge cake as the base.
Not that biscuit thing
that my grandmother used to always
try to pass off as dessert.
Well, traditionally speaking,
shortcake is really supposed to
be more savory, less sweet.
A fun fact.
Especially if you decide
you want to do your own baking.
I definitely prefer sponge cake.
Oh. That's your god given right.
And there is um...
Certainly others who feel
that it's less,
uh, substantive. Empty.
Fleeting.
But it tastes better.
Amen sister.
And sure it might be wrapped
in cheap cellophane,
shelf stable for like,
a hundred years.
Sadly placed somewhere between
little Debbie's
and generic Twinkies rip-offs on
the shelf
but at the end of the day,
if it tastes better
than your other options,
what can you do?
Have better taste.
Oh man. I forgot.
There is no cake.
There's no sponge cake.
There's no pound cake.
There's no shortcake.
There's no cake.
Got caught up in the
strawberries I guess.
But yeah. Anyway.
There is ice cream.
Which everyone seems to enjoy so...
- Vanilla or chocolate?
Can we just talk about dinner?
The flavor...
Just for right now?
Please. Thank you.
That'd be great.
So, Jane.
Did I say it right this time?
Yes.
Hmm. What do you do, Jane?
Like, for a living?
Sure.
I'm a musician.
Mostly at a coffee shop.
Where I also sometimes work.
Because I'm a musician.
Mostly at a coffee shop.
Well would you say that,
music is your passion?
Um, well I mean, yeah.
It's a passion.
Yeah. She's really good.
Pretty great.
We should go
check her out sometime.
What does that mean?
What does what mean?
A passion.
I mean,
a person can have
more than one passion.
Right?
You tell me.
I think I just did.
Daniel.
Uh, yeah. I think um...
I think passion, you know,
has several different, uh...
Like father Ollie.
He likes, uh, carbohydrates.
Uh, basketball.
Iu basketball, specifically.
Thank you very much. You can forget
about the rest of division I.
- See?
- And I really enjoy running, and... so, the...
Passion of Christ
or a...
Passion
of Christ.
Are interchangeable.
I think it's different
than what we're talking about.
Simple question.
No.
Obviously not.
So Daniel.
So your new friend could,
understand where
you're really coming from.
What is your passion?
Do you have many passions?
Spread out.
Scattered.
As Jane seems to.
What would you say you have a...
Overriding passion
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