The Grass Is Greener Page #6
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- I expect I did.
You've seen much of her?
No. Considering she's been staying
with me. Not very much. No.
Oh, I had the other half of a
grapefruit with her yesterday morning.
I expect you to send her love
but she didn't know I was coming.
Do you know it only took me an hour
and twenty minutes, door to door?
On your broomstick?
Here.
Oh. Come on. Give me those things.
Well, good luck.
Well you say that as if you
think I'm going to need it.
Hmm, don't we all?
Can't do a blasted
thing without good luck.
You need it from the moment
you get out in the morning,
til the moment you get back in at night.
Particularly when you get
back in again at night.
You are a wanton.
What else?
Everything's luck.
Look at the lousy luck I had the day I
introduced you to Hilary at the races.
Won the daily double and lost you.
And if you'd married
me instead of Hilary,
I wouldn't have married that
horrid, little man I did marry.
Or spend all that money divorcing him.
Wasn't much of a daily double, either.
Why did you come down here?
Well, two reasons.
What are they?
Oh, firstly I'm very fond of Hilary.
Secondly?
I'm very fond of you.
And I thought you might
need cheering up, my sweet.
Now come on, Hattie. Be honest.
- What was the real reason?
- I do hate it when people say be honest.
It puts one at such a disadvantage.
And you must know as well as I do...
that saying it to me is
a sheer waste of breath.
It was curiousity, wasn't it?
You wanted to see how I reacted to my
wife falling in love with another man.
He's not just another man,
darling. He's a millionaire!
Well, I'll tell you how I've
reacted. I'm very annoyed.
I'm very annoyed,
very miserable,
very at a lose, and
very lonely.
Well, why didn't you try and
stop her from going to London?
Because I'm not a fool.
Well, I must confess. I never
thought you were before but...
Wouldn't it have been safer
if she hadn't seen him again?
From my point of view, it was
essential that she did see him again.
If she hadn't, I would have been the
obstacle preventing her from seeing him.
And that would have
damaged our relationship.
Even at the risk of encouraging theirs,
that's the last thing I want to do.
Have you met Mr. Delacro?
Oh now, that man's going to crop up
into conversation quite a lot, you know.
Don't you think we ought
to call him Charles?
Is that usual?
Oh, nowadays surely it must be.
Tell me, have you met him?
Darling, I haven't met an
unmarried millionaire for years.
I'd be so over excited if
I did. I'd probably curtsy.
Did Hilary talk to you much about him?
Well, the little I've
seen of her. All the time.
Except when she was talking about you.
What did she say?
She loved you.
But was in love with him.
Madly.
Yes, there's a difference, isn't there?
I always knew no good would come of
my opening this house to the public.
Has she been with him all the time?
I imagine so.
Astonishing, isn't it?
Here's a reasonable, decent sort of man
who'd no more think of stealing my cuff
links than he would of taking my umbrella.
Yet he can pay half a crown at the door,
walk into my house, and without
disturbing his conscience in anyway,
come up with the
endeavor to steal my wife.
By the same token, Hilary
wouldn't cheat at cards.
There's no honor where there's sex.
You are happy to say.
Look up.
If you give me some gin,
I'll give you some advice.
I don't believe in
something for nothing.
Alright, you want all that
silly bonfire business again?
- Yes, please.
- Oh, I knew you would. What a nuisance you are.
Alright, go on, go on,
give me some advice.
Like most men who've
had success with women,
You flatter yourself
you understand them.
Don't be a mug, my sweet.
You haven't a clue.
Hilary's paramount emotion at the...
What a lovely word, paramount. I
don't think I've ever used it before.
- Then don't do it again.
- Her paramount emotion at the moment,
is neither her passion for
Charles nor her love for you.
It's a feeling of complete bewilderment
that her values, her standards, her
whole existence could be
cockeyed in half an hour.
When she gets home, remember
that and forget everything else.
Oh, naturally. Clap
hands and jump for joy.
If you want her back,
that's the way to play it.
That bird is a little
too emphatic, isn't he?
What did Shakespeare? A cuckoo
then on every tree mocks married men.
Yes, yes, yes. Here.
Must we go through that again.
Wait a minute.
Here, give me a shoe.
Oh, it's the only way.
Have you been faithful
to Hilary all these years?
Yes, I have.
Well, that's beside the point.
It's not beside the
point, it is the point.
A very sharp one, too.
What's sauce for the goose. Remember?
- Oh, rubbish the whole fundamental...
- Don't sit on my hat, darling.
I know, I know.
The fundamental difference
between men and women,
is that what's sauce for the
goose is not sauce for the gander.
That's why women wear
wedding rings and men don't.
First proud, now arrogant.
And exceedingly immoral.
Oh, come, come.
If Hilary's prepared to give up Charles,
I think you should be bloody grateful.
And she's seems to me pretty
determined on coming back here,
and continuing to be the good,
little wife and perfect mother.
With the aching heart.
Yes, but he's giving her a mink coat
which should stop the ache a little bit.
He's done what?
He's given her a mink coat.
Well, blast him. I
hope he rots in Hell.
Oh, it's a wild mink.
An absolute beauty.
And how's the good, little
mother going to explain that away?
Poor sweet. She was
rather worried about that.
But I expect she'll think of something.
I wanted to give her a mink
coat ever since we were married.
And by next Christmas, I
could've just about done it.
Oh, I do think we should try
and avoid bloodshed, darling.
It's a little old-fashioned.
Well, it's time it
was brought up to date.
How dare she come back
here flaunting a mink coat
and pretending she's paid for it with
money she won betting on the horses.
Oh, I'm sure she'll think of
something better than that.
And you couldn't expect her not
to take it. Could you, darling?
Not wild mink, now, could you?
I mean apart from it being
insured for three thousand pounds.
Three thousand pounds?
Yes dear, three thousand pounds.
I'm sure it's got a
sentimental value as well.
I take it you're staying the weekend.
Did you bring a bag?
When you're addressing me,
I prefer the word suitcase.
Now.
What are you going to do with
me until Hilary arrives tomorrow?
Play Scrabble?
Then you can spell, can you?
Well, if that's what you like.
No, it's not.
I'd like a good dinner with a
bottle of something very expensive,
and preferably fizzy.
Then I'll take you over the the Horse
& Groom. It's not far and it's not bad.
How delicious.
I shall enjoy having a gorgeous
dinner with you again, darling.
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