The Great Buddha + Page #4

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Chen is the chief secretary

I don't care

if you're Congressman Chen or Gao

Just like

I wouldn't care to talk about

your relations with this lady

I wouldn't discuss it with others

I don't know your relationship

Amitabha Buddha

Amitabha Buddha

Amitabha Buddha

No, if Sister really feels that way

then we'll ask Brother Kevin to saw

the Buddha's head off

Then we can fix it

All right?

We'll have Sister supervise the work

We'll work together to get the best result

Master

Brothers and Sisters

Amitabha Buddha

I want to tell everyone

while I was constructing the Buddha

I had a heart full of gratitude

From making the 3D model

to the construction itself

I always used

a laser inclinometer to keep it level

This idea of symmetry or asymmetry

crookedness

it's impossible

I think Sister has a valid point

Let's saw off Buddha's head

and start anew

As for the Dharma Assembly

we can postpone it to next year

to do it properly

Amitabha Buddha

Master

The Buddha issue

Is it satisfactory now?

Leave the professional work

to the professionals

Let's put our energy

into the next development

for Mt. Foshan Park

Amitabha Buddha

Amitabha Buddha

It's strange

After that "Amitabha Buddha"

the whole factory's

mood and morale changed

Everyone suddenly became lively

Those who were sitting

are now standing

Those who were standing

are now climbing

Everyone's trying

just as hard as Kevin

even borrowing their strength

from tomorrow

to be used up today

We've finally reached

the middle of the movie

I want to mention an event here

Belly Button doesn't usually come here

to collect recyclables

But for some reason he came today

as if pulled by fate

to meet a man who's lost all will

After meeting Belly Button

this man will disappear from this world

Belly Button is the last person he'll see

and the last person who will speak to him

What's wrong?

A guy like Belly Button,

unacknowledged by society

and struggling to change his fortune

often meets people like him

whose own lives have met difficulty

They try to help each other out

But as the saying goes

How can a beggar keep a cat?

If you can't help yourself

how can you help others?

Ah

Brother

Is something wrong?

Of course there is

After Belly Button left this fellow

it began to rain

From their perspectives

whether it's rain or shine

there will always be problems

But they've no time

to ponder life's problems

Because in their own lives

there's an endless stream of them

Society often speaks of justice

But in these people's lives

that word surely doesn't exist

Since it takes all they have to find

their next meal

they have no energy

to speak of such things

Pickle

Pickle

You still came when it's raining?

Is your boss here?

Yeah

Yeah

He's back

All right

Well?

Why's your boss back so early today?

He's drunk

They sent him back

That's perfect

We saw old stuff last time

Go fetch a new one today

No way

It's fine

No

Go on

Don't keep watching people's stuff

You're a real dork

Don't tell me you're gonna wake

your boss up

and tell him

Boss

I'm gonna peek at your dashcam

Are you?

It's not right

It's fine, go

No way

It's raining so hard

and I came here specially for that

Right?

It's fine

What we hear now

with the American West cowboy flavor

is music by Sheng-Xiang Lin

made specially as a theme song

for Chairman Kevin

The name of the song is

Surfing With The Chairman

He said the way he drives

through tunnels, lights flashing

it feels as though

Chairman Kevin

is taking the audience along

to go surfing at the beach

But Chairman Kevin doesn't plan to visit

the beach

Because where he wants to surf

is on Gucci's young body

If you would like to surf

please find time to go with friends

But remember, safety first

There's tunnels in the tunnel

Actually, this place

is the tunnel's connecting passage

The cars passing by go so fast

that nobody notices what's inside

Even if you took a sh*t inside

killed someone, or started a fire

it'd be hard for anyone to see

They're kissing

It got hard after touching you

You want it?

I want it

What do you want?

I want you to f*** me

She's so direct

You like f***ing me?

I like it

Kevin has latched onto one idea

Do what others don't dare to do

Risk what others don't dare to risk

His life has been

a payoff from those gambles

Call me Puta

What?

Call me Puta

What's Puta?

How should I know?

I'm Puta

Puta

Gucci is a mixed-race beauty

She's half South American

so it's hard for me to tell

if it's Buddha or Puta

Buddha is English

Puta is Spanish for 'slut'

Judging from the current situation

I think she probably means 'slut'

Listen

This must be true love

Otherwise why would she be like that?

Giving all of herself to him

and moaning like that

I want you to come in me

I want to f*** you

Based on the current situation

there's no way your boss is wearing

a condom

You're so smart

Miss Yeh

Behave yourself

you're already a grown woman

Who's Miss Yeh?

My boss' old flame

You want to f*** that old hag Yeh,

or f*** me?

You want to f*** that old hag Yeh,

or f*** me?

I want to f*** you

Then f*** my brains out

Louder

Then f*** my brains out

F*** me

That's good

I love when you f*** me

This girl is really daring

Oh, so good

Hello

What the hell?

Every time it gets good, the phone rings

Be quiet

My boss is home

He keeps talking

Blah blah blah

Hello

It's nothing

She's pissed off

The girl got out of the car

I'm busy

I wouldn't stay either

Don't leave things hanging

Speak

He keeps blabbering on

Okay

Our old spot

He said the old spot

Right here

Right here

I'm already in my late forties

Kevin Huang

Ask your own conscience

We've been together so many years

Has there ever been a time you wanted me

that I wasn't there?

I let you stretch me like a yoga guru

Belly Button

What's yoga guru?

It means your boss does a lot of positions

I was pregnant

You didn't let me keep it

You wanted me to lose it

and I did

Because I thought

there's no love between you and your wife

She's been overseas so many years

One day you would divorce her

and marry me

Your boss is a remarkable guy

All the women love him

But it wasn't enough for you

You kept fooling around with women

Remarkable

You've never treated me seriously

My boss' old flame

sounds very frustrated

Want to break up?

Sure

Then pay my compensation

Before, I thought

your boss fooled with women every day

tasting exotic beauties

This girl's got feelings too

Nah, your boss is heartless

She fell so deeply for him

So you're not paying

Fine

Then should I call your wife to ask for it?

Or should I call

your cute chief secretary

and ask him?

You know that chief secretary?

He's my boss' secretary

Kevin Huang

While I wasn't home

you got nasty with some old geezer

in my bed

You like that?

Tell me

is mine tighter?

Or is his old a**hole tighter?

No

I bet this is how he screamed during sex

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