The Great Buddha + Page #3

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They'll give it to you

Got it?

All right

"Savon"

According to the latest weather forecast

over the Philippines coastal region

a tropical depression has already formed

Peanut

I want to pick up a package

A package

What package?

Kevin Huang

the boss of Global

Never heard of him

My boss told me to pick it up at Savon

Pickle

This is Savon, not Seven (7-11)

Seven's the one on the left

The man appeared suspicious

and is suspected to be mentally unstable

F***, that's Belly Button

He got into a dispute with police

From the police video, it appears

Belly Button got arrested

he was carrying many unidentified items

attracting police attention

On grounds of safety

an officer questioned him

not expecting the man to attack

With the help of two officers,

he was finally subdued

and brought into the station

for questioning

Your vehicle has no license plate

Impound it

Impound it. You can return in our car

I'll drive your motorcycle back for you

Come to the station to chat

Chief, this is no good

What the hell are you doing?

Settle down, what's done is done

Dear audience members

there were no journalists at the scene

so footage for the TV news

would've been provided by police

We can provide you more objective footage

with the fewest edits possible

to let you understand how events unfolded

Unlike the police, our video is not shaky

Shooting films is our profession, after all

Any shaky cameraman

would've been sacked long ago

Listen

I'm citing obstruction of justice

to arrest you

Do you understand?

Moving on

you have the right

to remain silent

and refuse to answer any questions

You can appoint an attorney

to ensure your rights

If you are low income

lower-middle income

or aboriginal

the law must allow you to request

an attorney

You can request an attorney

Understand?

Cuff him

Cuff him up

Take his hands

Son of a gun

Here

Take this

It's fine now, you can go

Listen,

next time we meet

talk to me

Don't get rowdy

Alright?

Otherwise I'm forced to do my duty

Work with me here

You can go

Take a lunchbox with you

Take one each

Thanks

Okay

Motherf***er

You call yourself a friend?

You saw me getting beaten and did nothing?

Sugar Apple isn't some long-haired

stinking vagrant

He grooms himself neatly each day

Everyone in the village knows him

But nobody knows where he came from

One day, three years ago

he suddenly appeared

settling down at

an abandoned naval sentry post

Some say he used to be a sailor

Others say he went mad from a breakup

Still others say he killed a man

But others say they've seen luxury cars

visiting him

Sugar Apple's a very mysterious guy

Even his sole friend, Belly Button

only knows that at night

he needs to hear the sound of waves

to fall asleep

After Belly Button's motorcycle

was impounded

the first thing he thought of

was borrowing Peanut's old motorcycle

Ever since he won a new one

at the city hall's New Year's party

Peanut stopped riding

his old motorcycle

Since I still maintain it

if I go racing with this one

it's got more power than Taro's

Taro's motorcycle is electric

Is that right?

Yeah

A guy riding a pink motorcycle?

No wonder you can't get a girlfriend

What are you bullshitting about?

This movie's black and white

If you don't say it, no one will know

It seems like the car isn't moving

Nah

Your boss is full of tricks

Have some patience

He's f***ing sleeping

My boss gets busy all day and all night

It saps his energy

Let's see what else is good to watch

Here

Here

This is new

I want to say hi to your little friend

It's broad daylight

Yeah

You're not afraid of being seen?

Afraid of what?

The windows are so dark

What's up with your boss?

He sounds indifferent

You're in a hurry today

I want it

There are so many motorcycles

Hello

This girl's bold

Long time no see

Did you miss me?

Come

Let me kiss you

What's that sound?

Sucking the gear stick

How do you suck a gear stick?

It tastes good

Tastes so good

Let me touch your little sister

This girl's a good singer

Once she's got the microphone,

she won't let go

Your little sister is so wet

Damn it

Don't get so damn close

Hurry up and get in

That's a good sound

He's driving a long way

Yeah

Your boss is impressive

Getting blown from mountain to seaside,

and he's still hard

He must train his body

He's tough

It's true

It's easier to pick up chicks with a car

Nah, it depends what car

My boss drives a Benz

The gentle lady we're hearing now

was the lady in the field

who kept calling Kevin before, Miss Yeh

This scene took place quite a while ago

Kevin's feelings for Miss Yeh

have already faded

But I can understand Kevin

When a grown man

meets a woman of skill and assertiveness

like Miss Yeh

no matter how devoid of feeling

he can't stop his prick

from getting excited

Just from listening, you get hard

and thirsty

What else is there to see?

That was real incredible

Goddamn

I've seen this already

Let's just watch an old one

Man

Is your boss back yet?

Not yet

Well, it's hopeless then

Let's watch Cindy

You remember Cindy?

All right, let's watch a little

Your Cindy's here

What grade are you in?

Master, over here

This way, please

Here

Master

Buddha is not only an image of virtue,

but also a reflective mirror

So that seeing Buddha's face is

alike to chanting his name

Just as gazing at one's

most respected master

clears the mind of wild thoughts

and brings forth a peaceful heart

Amitabha Buddha

This Buddha really is beautiful

It looks like the image of virtue

When I see this Buddha

as Buddha's teachings illuminate

all my mind is calmed down

It's great

Very beautiful

But one thing I find strange

those eyebrows don't seem to line up

Those cheeks

they seem

I don't know if it's the right or left,

a bit crooked

And those closed eyes

is he thinking, or dozing off?

Most importantly

he's got to raise his chin up

You need vigor

to liberate all sentient beings

But right now he looks like

he's super depressed

Is that okay?

Amitabha Buddha

Thank you for your suggestions, Sister

Beautiful work, beautiful work

Global's artwork is world-famous

I put in a lot of effort this time

to convince Brother Kevin to take this job

I think only Brother Kevin's talent

could express the unique aura of Mt. Foshan

Amitabha Buddha

What Brother Kevin has made is art

When we say Buddha is

speaking of dignity

of fortune

of excellence

it's by judging the look of his entire body

If we consider our Buddha a work of art

then we might as well put him

in a museum, Right?

Amitabha Buddha

Sorry

Sister

Does anyone call you fat?

Whether anyone calls you that

I don't think you're fat

Fatness and thinness

are subjective things

Just like whether Buddha's image

is virtuous or not

is very subjective

Amitabha Buddha

Amitabha Buddha

Congressman Chen

We're talking about the image's virtue

right now

Sorry, my name's Gao

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