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The Heart of the Deal Page #6
- Year:
- 2008
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Get some gaffer tape.
Levy, we got a
bit of a situation.
- Get me coffee.
got a stomach thing.
- I don't give a sh*t.
- He does. He's stuck
in the bathroom.
- There's a giant hole.
Something's definitely missing.
- Need to say something.
I've been chasing this
motherf***er the whole movie.
I need to say something.
How about,
"Adios, motherf***er."
- A spiritual dimension.
- Yeah, a wisdom thing.
These are my people.
From Moses to Moishe.
That's a good line.
Use that.
- Rabbi, wke the script more Jew
ish?
- This script?
You could circumsize it,
it wouldn't be Jewish.
- That's the
f***ing problem!
- Say a barucha
over the bazooka,
- I like that.
- I was joking.
- [Levy]:
No, not there!- You're the writer,
come up with something!
- Hey, shut the f*** up.
You're the writer, write!
- OK, I have,
"Lechaim, let's fry 'em."
OK, "Shalom to the dome."
- Shalom to the dome.
- Shalom to the dome.
- Thanks for joining us at 2:00.
Haven't gotten off a shot. Lunch
was supposed to be an hour ago.
- You know what it is?
- Hans can't get the scrim--
- I mean, you know what
we're having for lunch?
- Yeah, I do.
penalty over rice
and a side of kiss my ass.
- Ha!
- Here you go.
- Thank you.
- Enough putzing.
Skip, enough playing.
-Ladies and gentlemen,
listen up, please,
we're going hot!
- 5-6-8 split.
-Little bit more
smoke in the background!
Action!
- Say it to me one more time.
[ Hebrew ]
- Ah!
[ Hebrew ]
[ Skip shouting instructions ]
- Yeah!
[ Crew coughing ]
That's my signature
shot! I love you all!
- 78 alpha, take one!
- Fascinating.
-That's a wrap!
- Yo,mazeltov!
- Very believable!
Excellent shooting,
- Thank you.
Thank you very much.
- It was enchanting!
- Ah...
I don't want to curse it,
significant sh*t here.
A real mitzvah.
- Hey!
I've been looking for you.
Lionel did a really nice
job on this scene.
Do you want to see it?
- If you like it, I like it.
- All right.
Well, that was a good day.
Levy pulled off his signature
shot, God love him.
- Yeah.
- You seem more
bizarre than usual.
Oh... Nice talking to you.
- I told a joke. I don't
think it's funny anymore.
- Well, let's hear it.
- It's long and boring.
- What else is new?
- A rabbi, and actor,
and a producer,
are fishing for scrod.
Did I tell you my
daughter got married?
- Is this part of the joke?
- It might be.
Here's the punchline. Ready?
- Yeah.
- She forgot to invite
me to the wedding.
[ Chuckling ]
- Well, you're going to
have to work on that joke.
It's Andrei.
Hello. Hi, Andrei.
What?
God! When?
[ All talking ]
- Sorry, you can't
come in here.
- They're OK.
They're the producers.
- One of Bobby's guys was shot.
He's OK.
No one's claimed
responsibility.
- You sure
it's a kidnapping?
- Yeah, Jamal was tied up,
Bobby was taken from his car.
The guys wore military
gear, ski masks...
- Oh my God. I don't
know what to do.
- We can shoot
Nigel and the girl.
- Should I call Howard?
out of the tent scene.
- Shouldn't I call Howard?
- Who's Howard?
- [Charlie]:
There's no war here.
- [Deidre]:
I tried his cell.I have an emergency and I need
Who are you talking to?
- The insurance company.
- Somebody has to
be running the studio.
- Fine, shut it down.
It's your dime.
- If I don't speak
to him before then...
- A week? Here's
another idea.
Eat me!
They're calling it
an act of war.
They're not gonna pay.
- [Both]:
We're f***ed.political organizations,
causes, that sort of thing?
- I don't think so.
- He recently
converted to Judaism.
- Yes, I read that
inPeople Magazine.
- Good evening, Ambassador.
This was delivered 10 minutes
ago to the embassy.
-"My name is Bobby Mason
"I've not been harmed and have
been treated humanely.
"The August 1st Brigade demands
that Colonel America
"ends its support of the puppet
regimes that destroy--
"That colonial America
ends its support
"of the illegal and immoral
puppet regimes
lands and rape our cultures.
- What if we
offered the kidnappers
Adjusted gross points.
-The terrorist group,
the August 1st Brigade,
is said to be linked
to the kidnapping.
The Scorpions are apparently
investigating the matter.
Although Mr. Mason has
recently converted...
- They'll get Bobby
back, won't they?
I mean, what are they
going to do with him?
-...but what has been confirmed
is that two bodyguards
were tied up by
unidentified men
and one member of his entourage
has been wounded.
The men were apparently
wielding automatic weapons.
The American star is currently
in South Africa
shooting the film
Ben Disraeli...
Freedom Fighter.
- Think we'll get
a detention?
- If we're lucky.
Who's the grey suit?
- I don't know.
Those two are Bobby's la
Did you know Mark was coming?
- No.
- Grier Clark, head of
legal affairs, CGC.
- Charlie Berns,
Deidre Hearn.
- Let me get you up to speed.
Insurance calls it an act of
civil disorder and anarchy.
They're not paying.
We're shutting it down.
Save the set,
salvage what you can...
- I can keep shooting.
- Mason's in every scene.
I've read the script.
Don't bullshit a bullshitter.
I need to go to the set
and make the announcement.
Is that us?
- Yup.
- Yeah.
- Bobby Mason is a corporation
and I'm vice-president
of that corporation.
First I'm going to sue the
studio, then you, then you.
- Mark...
- Gross negligence,
contract violation...
- Mark, we'll get him back.
We've beefed up security.
- The horse has
already left the barn.
- He's got a point.
- Yeah.
This is what I
think we should do.
Go back to the hotel,
get everybody together,
because everybody's
going to be very upset.
- ? Everybody get on down ?
? Get on down now ?
- Sounds like people are pretty
shook up about Bobby.
- Deidre wanted more security.
I said no.
- Bad decision.
- Going to the party?
- I'm trying to stay on
good behaviour this trip.
- She's an excellent producer.
You going to fire her?
- Yeah.
- Because of this?
- No.
- What about- He's staying.
- That's a stupid move.
- I'll send a memo.
? ? ?
- ? Shake your stuff
We can't get enough ?
? We're gonna
boogie down tonight ?
- Woo!
- ? Everybody ?
? Get on down ?
? You get on down now ?
- Charlie, this is Glenn.
Charlie Berns, our producer.
- It's great to
meet you finally.
I'm so sorry.
What a disaster.
- Well, people get kidnapped.
- Glenn has been flying
for like, 26 hours.
- Very gallant.
- Well, I heard the news--
- When's the big day?
- Sorry?
- When you getting married?
- How long you
think it will take for us
to wrap out of here?
- You go home.
I'll take care of it.
How long have
you been engaged?
- We've been seeing each other
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