The Heartbreak Kid: The Egg Toss Page #12

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should've never gotten married.

I'm sorry.

I guess now I know what you

went through on your honeymoon.

It's not easy being married when

you're in love with someone else.

He's in the car,

and I am dying for you to meet him!

He's...

Really? He's in the car?

No! No.

Funny.

Got me. That was... That's good.

- Very funny.

- Thank you.

- So, you are single. You're single?

- I am.

I'm actually staying at the hotel, if you

wanna grab a drink or something.

I would love that.

How about tonight, 7:00?

I could do that.

- Cool.

- Great.

Miranda!

Come on, we're gonna miss

the ceremony!

- I'm coming!

- Hey, Martin!

Hello, a**hole!

Great to see you, too!

So, I'll see you tonight.

Yeah, I'll see you tonight.

Eddie?

Who was that?

Oh, hey! Yeah, it's unbelievable.

That was Gretchen Construbias.

Who?

Gretchen Construbias,

the CEO of Da Huey?

Da Huey Water Wear Sports.

They're, like, my biggest supplier. Yeah.

Yeah, anyway, she's in town

for one night.

She wants to get together and have

drinks at 7:
00 to discuss credit terms.

- Tonight?

- Yeah.

Oh, but, honey, it's our first anniversary.

I know, I know.

But, Consuela, I'll be back by 9:00, so...

- Oh, okay. So we have a late dinner?

- Okay.

Yes, perfect.

Late dinner, and that'll be good,

because there's some stuff

that I think we should discuss.

Oh. Good stuff or bad stuff?

Well, I think at first you might flinch,

but in the long run, great stuff.

I love you, Eddie.

Love, love, love, love, love.

F*** me.

Cock me! Cock me!

Yes, yes!

Finally!

Yes, you're doing it!

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