The History Boys Page #7
Good point.
You keep saying, "good point".
Not good point, sir. True!
To you, th-the Holocaust is just another topic
on which we may or may not get a question.
No!
No! But this is history.
Distance yourselves.
Our perspective on the past alters.
And looking back, immediately in front of us
is dead ground - we don't see it.
And because we don't see it, this means there
is no period so remote as the recent past.
And one of the historian's jobs
is to anticipate what our perspective
of that period will be.
- Even on the Holocaust.
- (bell rings)
- Won the argument there, sir.
- What?
The Holocaust.
- You flirt!
- I don't understand it.
I've never wanted to please anybody
the way I do him.
Girls not excepted.
- He's going, you know.
- The big man?
Yeah. Don't let on. Fiona says.
Sacked? Who complained?
That's why the lifts have stopped.
Poor sod. Though in some ways,
I can't say I'm sorry.
No. No more genital massage
as one speeds along leafy suburban roads!
No more of the bike's melancholy,
long, withdrawing roar
as he dropped you at the corner,
'Ey.
or one aspires to be,
it occurs to me that
the lot of woman cannot be easy,
who must suffer such inexpert
male fumblings virtually on a daily basis.
Are we scarred for life, do you think?
Well, we must hope so.
(# "Never Stop (Discotheque)"
by Echo and the Bunnymen)
Dad.
Never gives an inch, does he?
"Lucid and, up to a point, compelling, but
if you reached a conclusion it escaped me."
- Seen your handwriting recently?
- Why?
- You're beginning to write like him.
- I'm not trying to, honestly.
- You're writing like him and all.
- No, I'm not!
Dakin writes like him.
I write like Dakin.
It's done wonders for the sex life.
Apparently I talk about him so much,
Doing it's about
the only time I shut up.
- Would you do it with him?
- Yeah, I wondered about that.
of sunshine into his life.
It's only a wank, after all.
What makes you think
he'd do it with you?
You complacent f***!
The Archbishop of Canterbury
know you talk like this?
I like him. Just wish
Irwin does like him.
He seldom looks at anyone else.
- How do you know?
- Because nor do I!
Our eyes meet looking at Dakin.
Oh, Pos. With your spaniel heart.
- It will pass.
- Yes, it's only a phase.
Who says I want it to pass?
But the pain. The pain!
Hector would say
it's the only education worth having.
I just wish there were marks for it.
Mr. Crowther, now,
one of your interests is the theater.
Tell us about that.
Erm, I'm keen on acting.
I've done various parts.
Can I stop you?
Don't mention the theater.
Oh. Well, it's what I'm interested in.
Then soft-pedal it,
the acting side, anyway.
Dons, most dons think
the theater is a waste of time.
Music is all right, though, isn't it?
They don't frown on that.
No, you should just
say what you enjoy.
- Mozart?
- No.
Everybody likes Mozart. Somebody more
off the beaten track. Tippett, or Broekman.
- But I don't know them.
- May I make a silly suggestion?
Why can they not
all just tell the truth?
(all groan)
lest it occasion a sophisticated groan.
But it may not have
crossed your minds,
but one of the dons
who interviews you may be a woman.
I'm reluctant at this stage in the game
to expose you to new ideas
but, having taught you all history
on a strictly non-gender orientated basis,
I just wonder whether it occurs to any of you
how... dispiriting this can be.
- Am I embarrassing you?
- A bit, Miss.
It's not our fault.
It's just the way it is.
"The world is everything that is the case."
It's Wittgenstein, Miss.
Yes, yes, I know it's Wittgenstein,
thank you.
Can you for a moment
imagine how depressing it is
to teach five centuries
of masculine ineptitude?
(groans)
no woman historians on TV?
- No tits!
- Hit that boy!
- Hit him!
- Sir, you can't, sir.
I'll tell you why!
Because history's not such a frolic
for women as it is for men.
Why should it be? They never
get round the conference table.
In 1919, for instance,
they just... arranged the flowers,
then gracefully retired.
History is a commentary
on the various and continuing
incapabilities of men.
What is history?
History is women
following behind... with a bucket.
Erm... Rudge.
Now, how do you
define history, Mr. Rudge?
Can I speak freely, Miss?
- I will protect you.
How do I define history?
It's just one f***ing thing after another.
(raucous laughter)
I see. And why do you want
to come to Christ Church?
It's the one I thought
I might get into.
No other reason?
Do you like the architecture,
for instance?
But they'll ask me about sport,
won't they?
If you're as uncommunicative as this,
they may be forced to.
The point is, Rudge, even if they want to take
you on the basis of your prowess on the field,
you have to help them, at least pretend
there are other considerations.
Look, I'm sh*t at all this. Sorry.
If they like me
and they want to take me,
they'll take me because
I'm dull and ordinary.
I'm no good in interviews, but I've got
enough chat to take me round the golf course,
and maybe there'll be someone on the board
who wants to go around the golf course.
I may not know much
about Jean-Paul Sartre,
but I've got a handicap of four.
Where have you heard about Sartre?
- He was a good golfer.
- Really?
I never knew that. Interesting!
Peter, how did you know
Sartre was a golfer?
I don't know that he was.
How could I? I don't even know
who the f*** he is.
Well, they keep telling us
you have to lie.
(Lockwood) I have a feeling Kafka
was good at table tennis.
- I'll see you tomorrow.
- Sir. I never gave you my essay.
What degree did you get, sir?
You never said.
- Second.
- Ha, boring.
- Didn't the old magic work?
- I hadn't perfected the technique.
- No, come on.
- It's after four. I'm gonna.
- What college were you at?
- Corpus.
- That's not one anyone's going in for.
- No.
- You happy?
- There? Yeah. Yeah, I was quite.
Do you think we'll be happy,
say we get in?
- You'll be happy, anyway.
- I'm not sure I like that.
Why? Uncomplicated -
is that what you mean?
Outgoing? Straight?
They're none of them
bad things to be, you know.
It depends. Nice to be
a bit more complicated.
Or to be thought so.
It's Felix!
(Irwin) Oh, Christ!
- Shh!
- (giggling)
- Not very bright, are you?
- Am I not?
No, sir.
- How's Posner?
- Why?
- He likes you, doesn't he?
- Well, it's his age.
- He's growing up.
- It's hard for him.
Boring for me.
You're not suggesting
It happens.
I wouldn't anyway. Too young.
- That's cos I am, I suppose.
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