The Hoax Page #5
- R
- Year:
- 2006
- 116 min
- 118 Views
They gave me $500,000.
Is that plausible?
I don't think so.
- You want to get a drink?
- Okay.
I'm gonna change my shirt.
I'll be right out.
- I'm heading home.
- You go. I'm sticking for a while.
- See you, Tom.
- Good night.
- Tommy, can I use your phone?
- Yeah, sure, go right ahead.
I saw Elmyr a few months ago in lbiza.
So, how is our old friend Elmyr?
Well, I was having dinner with friends,
and he was at the bar,
sitting all alone, drinking.
He came up to me and he said,
"I have always found your affair with
Clifford to be common and immoral."
And he stormed out.
You're lying. Elmyr didn't say that.
Oh, I'm the liar?
Oh, I'm the liar?
And who's writing a fake book about
the most famous man in the world?
Gotta get back.
No! No, the clock is broken. You stay.
Just to confirm,
he's still rich
and you're still not gonna leave him.
Oh, I want to, Cliff, I want to.
But, no, I'm not going to.
I'm shallow, Cliff.
My greatest desire
is to be an American movie star.
- How shallow is that?
- Pretty shallow.
And besides, why does it bother you
so much that I'm your mistress?
Brecht, Hemingway,
they all had mistresses.
The lying gives me a headache,
if you want to know the truth.
Oh, I forgot. You're a devoted husband.
I think I forgot
while you were screwing me.
Sorry.
Sorry.
I know I should have not called you.
I'm not gonna go through
this whole thing again.
I can't do it to her. I can't.
I'll see you next time?
Oh, Dick, Nina!
There's no future with her.
- She weakens me.
- Okay, all right. That's very helpful.
Edith is stability, Dick. She's my rock.
Give me a break, will you, please?
Did you tell Nina about the book?
Are you out of your f***ing mind?
I've got the "I'm an a**hole" part
down pretty good.
It's the "What do I do now?" part
I need help with.
Please? Be my friend?
- Are you my friend?
- Yeah, I'm your friend.
I don't know what I'm gonna do
if she asks me where I went.
Come clean.
She'll leave me, for good.
It's the best I got.
What else can I tell you?
You wanna hear this?
Yeah.
All right,
this is the Senate hearings, 1947.
I'm not even sure
that's a correct statement,
but the fact remains
that if I made 15 million dollars,
I made it selling oil well tools
and beer,
Grand Prize beer,
to people down in Texas.
"Beer down in Texas."
And I don't think the public
should be led to believe...
"Led to believe."
... on war contracts while I did not.
Now, furthermore...
"Now, furthermore..."
- "Furthermore, Senator..."
- "Furthermore..."
... a little money somewhere.
How could I put nine million dollars...
A little pocket change
worth five million dollars in my pocket.
Mr. Hughes, where would you
like to begin?
- Family, friends, father...
- Yeah.
My father. We'll do father.
People called my father Big Howard.
Big Howard...
Big Howard made his money
leasing drilling bits in the oil business.
He said to me... He said, "Sonny..."
"Sonny, these drill bits
are your bread and butter.
"Don't ever let 'em go."
Big Howard died when I was 18.
His bunch of Texas roughneck friends
tried to sell his company.
Pushed me out of the picture.
I don't like being pushed.
Now, when two parties negotiate,
you got a lion and a donkey.
One party, through bluster or leverage,
claims control of
the situation right away. That's the lion.
At 18,
I sued these men
trying to sell my father's company.
I sued them, I attacked them,
I blackmailed them,
I pushed every which way I could!
I learned to be a lion.
Jesus, Cliff.
- Read the women's rags lately?
- Hi.
Excerpts from
Howard Hughes' autobiography
in Ladies Home Journal
from the book by Robert Eaton.
Life's lawyers are gnawing
the flesh from my bones.
Would you like to tell me, Clifford,
what the f*** is going on here?
Would you like to tell me, Clifford,
what the f*** is going on here?
I don't know anything about this.
This goddamn Eaton
supposedly has memos,
the same handwritten memos
that you've got, so...
Either you're selling this twice and
using Robert Eaton as a pen name...
I won't even dignify that
with a response.
Or, more likely, your demigod
lunatic friend is using two writers.
You get it?
All the sharks at my company
have is you,
which means they will sue your skinny
ass for every cent of the advance,
plus damages,
for making false representations...
No, I made no false representations!
...about an exclusive book
you said you could deliver.
So she said that they said
that they would sue us both?
- Yeah.
- Both of us?
- I mean, she mentioned me by name?
- Yes.
Can you believe this son of a b*tch
had the same idea?
But I spent the money.
I told you we might have to give it back!
Jeez, Dick.
Well, it wasn't exactly
a huge percentage to begin with.
Look, just pay the money.
Tell them that Hughes
has changed his mind.
- And I'll owe you the difference.
- I can't. I'm down most of it myself.
Yeah, well, borrow it.
This isn't a prank anymore, Cliff.
If they go to the press with this,
we're gonna have
Howard f***ing Hughes chasing us.
And Intertel.
Remember, they'll stab us
with sodium pentothal?
They'll kill us or tie us up or something.
Howard won't be coming after us.
His advisors maybe, but he won't.
- Oh, really?
- Yeah.
- What, he tell you that over breakfast?
- Yeah.
And what about this other book?
What if that's the real thing, huh?
You thought about that?
All right, the question is,
what would Howard do
in a situation like this?
I don't know. Buy a f***ing airline.
Diversion, end run, surprise.
Who are you now? General Patton?
Viruses and bacteria
are the most powerful enemies...
Luce.
the human body has got.
You look at the fingernail clippings...
Henry Luce.
Dick, I think you should
take a little holiday.
You got everything?
You got your passport?
- You got the letter? Okay, great.
- Yeah, I'm fine...
You're gonna be fine. Bye.
ONLY YOU KNOW:
AND I KNOW PLAYING
- Hello, this is Andrea.
- Yeah, Andrea, it's Cliff.
Yeah, one more thing, Shelton Fisher
needs to be at the meeting.
Do you know who he is?
Chairman of McGraw-Hill, yes.
- Has to be at the meeting.
- All right, I'll see what I can do.
It's not me. It's him.
No negotiation. No Fisher, no meeting.
Mr. Irving, it would appear
that either you
or your illustrious sponsor
is jerking someone's chain.
Let me assure you that chain
will not be connected to Life magazine.
So, why don't you begin by telling us
who Robert Eaton is
and why he's selling the book
you're supposed to be writing?
Shelton, have you received
your mail today?
Excuse me?
Ralph, I was talking to Shelton.
As a side comment,
watch your tone with me.
I've been up for two nights negotiating
with a very stubborn billionaire,
and my quota for verbal abuse
has been reached.
Could you get the mail, please?
Life magazine has been known
to have a slight impact
on writers' careers, my friend.
Translation
Translate and read this script in other languages:
Select another language:
- - Select -
- 简体中文 (Chinese - Simplified)
- 繁體中文 (Chinese - Traditional)
- Español (Spanish)
- Esperanto (Esperanto)
- 日本語 (Japanese)
- Português (Portuguese)
- Deutsch (German)
- العربية (Arabic)
- Français (French)
- Русский (Russian)
- ಕನ್ನಡ (Kannada)
- 한국어 (Korean)
- עברית (Hebrew)
- Gaeilge (Irish)
- Українська (Ukrainian)
- اردو (Urdu)
- Magyar (Hungarian)
- मानक हिन्दी (Hindi)
- Indonesia (Indonesian)
- Italiano (Italian)
- தமிழ் (Tamil)
- Türkçe (Turkish)
- తెలుగు (Telugu)
- ภาษาไทย (Thai)
- Tiếng Việt (Vietnamese)
- Čeština (Czech)
- Polski (Polish)
- Bahasa Indonesia (Indonesian)
- Românește (Romanian)
- Nederlands (Dutch)
- Ελληνικά (Greek)
- Latinum (Latin)
- Svenska (Swedish)
- Dansk (Danish)
- Suomi (Finnish)
- فارسی (Persian)
- ייִדיש (Yiddish)
- հայերեն (Armenian)
- Norsk (Norwegian)
- English (English)
Citation
Use the citation below to add this screenplay to your bibliography:
Style:MLAChicagoAPA
"The Hoax" Scripts.com. STANDS4 LLC, 2024. Web. 22 Dec. 2024. <https://www.scripts.com/script/the_hoax_10033>.
Discuss this script with the community:
Report Comment
We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.
If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly.
Attachment
You need to be logged in to favorite.
Log In