The Hoax Page #6
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- Year:
- 2006
- 116 min
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And we...
We are not afraid of civil litigation.
That's the tone, right there.
You got that? Watch it.
Is that it?
All right, Shelton,
while you're reading this,
assuming that Howard wrote
what he told me he was gonna write,
I will give a summary to the group here.
Howard doesn't know who Eaton is.
The book is a fake.
But that doesn't really matter now
because when he found out
that McGraw-Hill sold
the serialization rights to Life magazine
without his authorization,
he became...
What's the word? Apoplectic.
You got a problem, Ralph.
Your magazine is owned
by Henry Luce.
What's the matter with Henry Luce?
According to Howard?
Well, Luce is in bed with Juan Trippe
at Pan Am.
He's a goddamn socialist
and he's a lousy golfer.
It's just... It's a rant.
It's basically a three-page rant
about what a bastard Luce is.
That's Howard's words, it's not mine.
I don't have a problem with Luce at all.
And the postmark is Nassau.
That is completely irrelevant.
And we are talking about
a business agreement
that will hold up in a court of law.
We had a business agreement.
Not anymore.
I pleaded with him to reconsider,
but I was unsuccessful, so...
Per Howard's instructions,
I am returning
his $ 100,000 advance check to you.
Now, if you want to,
you can chase us around in court.
Meanwhile, we're gonna look
for another publisher.
Wait, no, Clifford.
Wait, no, Clifford.
Mr. Irving, we have a contract with you,
which means that our company
owns the property.
Wrong.
Through all of my pleading, hours of it,
believe me, it could be yours, Shelton.
It could. You could make a public
announcement within the week.
You know, and he's all right, actually,
with Ralph still being involved
with this thing,
provided you increase his advance
to one million dollars,
and not a penny less.
- What? A million dollars?
- Yes.
A million dollars?
to maintain an atmosphere
- Trust?
- Yeah.
The man's a Texan copperhead.
"Trust."
Thank you.
Where are you going?
Where are you going? Wait a minute.
Let me tell you something.
That book is mine, signed and sealed!
And I'm not paying any goddamn
million dollars for it.
You understand that?
You listen to me,
Mr. Clifford f***ing Irving.
- You go and tell...
- I'm not Clifford Irving.
I'm Howard Hughes!
Howard's mouth, Howard's words.
One million dollars, or we walk
across the street to Doubleday.
It's your choice.
All right.
You know, Shelton,
I just want to share this with you.
You know, one of Howard's
alternate ideas,
he said, "Why don't I just buy
a controlling interest in McGraw-Hill?"
What was it he said?
"I'll just keep the printing presses
and get rid of the idiots."
That's an exact quote.
Bye.
- That's it. Thank you.
- Sure.
Why are the boys so glum?
In the midst of our brilliant scheme,
how to cash a check
made out to Howard Hughes.
Open up a Swiss account in his name
for yourself.
We were going to do that.
And then we found out
that you need social security numbers.
And it's traceable, even in Switzerland.
Trust me, we've gone over everything.
What if a woman deposits the check?
No, no. The same person
who opens the account
has to be the same person
that cashes the check.
Howard Hughes. It has to be a man.
Tell his publishers
he changed his mind.
to his initials now. H.R. Hughes.
Then, a fake passport, a fake name,
Harriet Rhonda Hughes,
Helga Rhinoceros Hughes,
And I can cash the check.
- No, you're not going to Switzerland.
- Oh, Jesus. That's a great idea.
Cliff, that's gonna work.
She can cash the check.
- She's my wife, Dick.
- Yeah, I know she's your wife.
I've reminded you of that fact
from time to time.
You know, when he doesn't call,
stuff like that.
We've talked about it already.
No, I'm...
- It's just about anonymity, that's all it is.
- I wouldn't...
- Great. Which one's mine?
- That... No, that's the old one.
- Okay, very good, thanks.
- Okay.
It's gonna take at least a week
for the check to clear,
so you're gonna have plenty of time
to enjoy Zurich.
The McGraw-Hill
Book Company and Life magazine
announced the publication
of the Hughes' autobiography...
... that he interviewed
Hughes on many occasions.
... autobiography, urging
for what may prove to be the most
controversial book of the century.
I have phone calls, I have telegrams,
I have cease-and-desist orders.
Miss Tate, am I going to pay this man
a million dollars
for a book that he is going to sue me
for publishing?
My back is broken.
What did you order?
If you were concerned,
maybe you can ask Howard
to stop the more adamant denials.
Yeah, yeah. I gotta run.
Let me see if I can do
something about that, okay?
"Hughes' lawyer
calls book complete fabrication."
That's it, we're liars.
Hughes' lawyers calling us liars.
We knew this would
happen. Why are you so nervous?
My name's in the goddamn newspaper!
Barbara's very concerned about this.
A month ago, you wanted more credit.
Yeah, well, you know, Hughes' people,
they're all ex-CIA.
Did you know that?
They're all trained in martial arts.
Good, good. I hope they drop-kick
some sense into you.
- Sh*t. What is that about?
- Is it over with her?
- Over with her?
- I don't know what this is.
Edith, she did this
deliberately, maliciously,
because I cut off
communication with her.
She wants this to separate us.
Did you see her? No, don't, don't...
I don't want to know.
I don't want to know.
I don't want you to go to Switzerland.
It might be dangerous.
I don't care about the money.
Bullshit.
You care only about the money.
Anyway, f*** you. It is my money, too.
F*** you!
Oh, my God.
We got him.
We got him.
- Dick! Dick!
- What?
- Dick, we got it. We got it.
- Got what?
You won't believe this.
Okay, listen. Rebozo...
"Rebozo accepted $ 100,000 in cash
to redecorate Nixon's home.
"The acceptance was understood
to mean that our TWA appeal
"and the Airwest matter
would be of highest priority."
And also, in 1956, Hughes gave
Nixon's brother $205,000 dollars
This is money-laundering. It's bribery.
It's the end. This is...
We publish this,
Nixon... Nixon, the president,
is impeached.
Do you understand
Cliff, I'm not sure
I want the power this gives us.
Yeah, well, I do.
Cliff, you publish this, you will have
a storm of sh*t rain down on you.
God knows who,
Nixon's political enemies, Hughes'
advisors, they know where you live.
Yes.
- I say you forget you ever saw this.
- Forget it?
This is like a Torah
sent down from God
to make us part of history,
and you want to forget it, Dick?
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