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The Honor List Page #3
- PG-13
- Year:
- 2018
- 103 min
- 182 Views
This is so much fun!
(LAUGHS)
I don't wanna be...
Um, actually I...
I want to tell you something.
Could you put this back on?
I... I just feel like
if I pretend I'm talking to Mo.
You talk to Mo?
Sometimes.
Do you think
that's confusing for him,
because I'm like
his alter ego or...
Anyway, uh...
here it goes.
I'm a virgin, too.
Not by choice, exactly, but,
yeah, I've never done it, so...
maybe we're not
so different from each other?
Can I see your ring?
Yeah.
Pretty.
Thank you.
(STEREO PLAYING MUSIC)
(HONOR CHUCKLES)
(GASPS)
O.M.G. Eww!
Is that what they look like?
Wait. What? Wait.
You've never seen one before?
- No.
- (SQUEALS)
It's so angry-looking.
Ugh. I know. (SQUEALS)
- (CELLPHONE CHIMES)
- Wait.
He wants me to send him nudes.
One in a million
Yeah, I'm one in a million
- (LAUGHS)
- I burned a bridge
And I got out of town
- Now I'm not coming down...
- (LAUGHS)
Wait. What did you just do?
Oh, I'm just kidding.
I sent him
a picture of my granddad
when he went to the beach
and lost his Speedos.
(BOTH LAUGH)
Oh, my God. Eww.
Don't make me feel like
I'm one in a million
Yeah, I'm one in a million
Baby, you feel like
You know,
when I was dating Antony,
he pressured me all the time.
He told me that if
I wanted to kiss and hug,
we'd have to do it first.
I-Is that why
you broke up with him?
(SIGHS)
(GROANS)
It's so stupid.
Like, why does it
always have to be about sex?
I know.
Why don't we make a pact
to stay virgins?
Really?
Yeah.
It's us versus the whole school.
Let's wait to have sex
until we're married.
Or at least engaged.
(BOTH LAUGH)
PIPER:
Do you seeany chicks up here?
Yeah, there's no way
we can do this.
That's sexist.
Yeah, totally sexist,
but true.
I've researched
competitive eating.
If we stand up, it'll give us
more room for food.
If we dunk each slice
into water,
it'll lubricate the pizza
going down our throats.
Ugh. Yeah, no, I'm pretty sure
I'm allergic to garlic.
I'm lactose intolerant,
Yeah, I'm just not sure.
What, you're too afraid
to desecrate
No, I don't care about that.
Sure.
Think of Honor.
Her whole life was grapefruits
and hard-boiled eggs.
(SCOFFS)
Uh, we're here for the Big
Mama & Papa's Pizza challenge.
Perfecto.
First we need you
We choose them.
Seriously?
- (SIGHS)
- Boom.
Boom.
- Pow.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, I don't know.
Bathroom is back there. Okay.
You have one hour
Let's make history, girls.
I mean, I'm on my period,
so I've got this.
Pronte, attente, via.
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
(MUSIC PLAYING)
Ooh ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh ooh
Let's go, let's go
It'll all,
it'll be all right
Let's go, let's go
So much fun,
I can dance all night
'Cause we're rocking,
and we're rolling
Going to the party tonight
Yeah, we're rocking,
now we're rolling
Going to the party tonight
Ooh ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh ooh
- Let's go, let's go...
- (LAUGHING)
What?
It looks like someone
threw up on your face.
Okay, have you seen your face?
Or Sophie's?
(LAUGHTER)
No, no, no, no, no.
Can't laugh. It hurts.
You have one minute left.
Look, we're not gonna finish.
We just have to beat them,
(GAGS)
I can't. No more.
I give in.
No, you can't give in.
Would you let
those Worth the Wait girls
star in "Girls Gone Wild"?
Mm-mm.
Then show me your willpower!
- Oh, God.
- (GROANING)
'Cause we're rockin'
Now we're rollin'
Going to the party tonight
Yeah, we're rocking...
Good job. Proud of you.
Going to the party tonight
- Yeah, we're rocking
- Rocking
- Now we're rolling
- Rolling...
- Time's up.
- (GROANS)
Yeah, we're rocking,
now we're rolling...
(CHEERING)
Ugh.
We tell no one about this.
Sophie, do you have antacids?
Yeah. They're in my purse.
Oh, no. Block your ears again.
- La, la la la la!
- (PLOPPING)
La, la la! (GROANS)
(LAUGHS)
(SPRAYING)
Okay,
Next one on the list is...
perform at an open mic night.
Piper, this has your name
written all over it.
What do you mean?
It's from that time
that you choked
before the variety show
in eighth grade.
(LAUGHS) That's right.
It was so embarrassing.
(BOTH LAUGH)
Hey, you cannot talk
about embarrassing.
We can literally hear you
shitting molten lava.
I hate myself.
(CELLPHONE BUZZES)
(CHIME RINGS)
You're leaving?
Yeah.
O-Okay.
Bye, Sophie.
Okay, bye.
There's really
not a... a good way to say this
or a good time.
Your dad is moving out.
We were gonna wait until after
graduation to tell you, but...
Your mom can't live with me
for one more second.
You're the one who said
our marriage was dead.
Suppose this
was a long time coming.
So you're
just gonna leave, too?
Got an early-morning lecture.
You seen my jacket?
It's in the back room.
(CRICKETS CHIRPING)
"There's something
both frightening
"and yet so very comforting
about darkness.
"It's in the way it hugs
every curve of your body,
"how it forgives
those mountains and plateaus
"that daylight does not.
"In the darkness, you can hide.
"You can hide
from pretty much anything,
so you turn off the lights."
I don't even know
if it's poetry,
just random thoughts,
brain excrement.
No one's ever read it.
I feel like I'm in the dark,
like I'm hiding.
You do? From what?
I keep listening
to "Appassionata."
Beethoven wrote it
when he was losing his hearing
and no one knew.
He hid it from everyone.
He was in the dark.
Can I tell you something?
Yeah. What's up?
You should keep writing.
Your brain excrement
is good sh*t.
(BOTH LAUGH)
(MUSIC PLAYING)
Let go
We're climbing up
a step higher
Let go
We're reaching out
to touch gold...
No, no, no, no, no,
But I'm expected
succeeding, and kicking ass,
despite being average.
Because I'm white?
Let me ask you something.
it was cracked up to be,
I should be hosting
my own show on cable TV, right?
Well, then why am I stuck
emceeing this open mic?
'Cause you suck.
- (LAUGHTER)
- Loser.
Yeah, my... my mom showed up,
everyone. Heh.
O-Oh, my God.
Guys. Hi.
Uh, w-what are you doing here?
We could ask you
the same question.
We're here for the gig later.
Oh.
Thought you were
helping your dad?
Uh, yeah. Yeah, I was.
I just... I just saw there...
We're here for open mic night.
(SNICKERS)
Why is that, J-Lo?
(MOCKING) "Because Honor
wanted us to do it."
Don't embarrass yourself,
Leah.
It'll ruin your spray tan.
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