The Hottie & the Nottie Page #7

Synopsis: Nate moves to L.A. to track down Cristabel, the woman he's been in love with since childhood, only to discover that his plan to woo her only has one hurdle to overcome: what to do with June, Cristabel's ever-present, not-so-hot best friend? What's even more complicating is Nate's growing feelings for June, whose true beauty starts to emerge.
Genre: Comedy, Romance
Director(s): Tom Putnam
Production: Regent Releasing
  4 wins & 4 nominations.
 
IMDB:
1.9
Metacritic:
7
Rotten Tomatoes:
5%
PG-13
Year:
2008
91 min
Website
215 Views


You found someone for June.

And a deal's a deal.

Now that June gets

what she wants...

...we can get what you want.

Oops, l forgot.

l have a confession to make.

l was kind of testing you tonight.

What do you mean?

This tacky dress...

acting drunk and anxious

to get married...

and spilling

the wine all over my dress.

lt was all an act.

Why?

Well, when you really

care about someone...

...you're willing to

overlook their flaws.

And l just wanted to make sure

that you liked me for me.

Come with me.

l got something to show you.

Here's to

finding your perfect match.

Pick one.

You have excellent taste,

Mister Cooper.

Thanks.

So why don't you

go light some candles.

June has some

in the dresser in her room.

So was your father a baker

by any chance?

No. Why?

"Cause you've

got such great buns.

l want to become a non-virgin.

Don't make any sudden moves.

She's trying to strangle herself

with her hood.

l just wanted to give her this.

Thanks....l guess.

-What's wrong?

-Nothing.

Listen, l think...

Oh...okay...

Can you please

put your robe back on?

Okay.

lt's the first time anyone's

asked me to do that.

l'm sure.

l think that l just want to talk.

Okay, sure.

Nate...

...you can turn around now.

Right. Turning around.

lt's just...why me?

What do you mean?

There are a million guys

who would kill to be

sitting here with you right now.

Why did you pick me?

l didn't pick you.

-You didn't?

-No.

lt was fate. Magic. Serendipity.

Right, and that's what l thought,

too, but why did you think so?

Well, you know, after all these

years of not seeing each other...

and then how we literally ran

into each other at the beach.

Oh, about that.

l tracked you down.

and l found out you were

going to be at the beach that day.

And l followed you.

You stalked me.

Stalked is a big word.

Uh, listen...

Ever since the first grade...

l thought you were the girl

that l was meant to be with

And now you think you

made a mistake?

Let's put it this way.

l think l gave the valentine

to the right girl.

Oh my god.

You have to go tell her.

Are you sure?

Nate, l'll be fine.

lt's not like l have trouble

getting dates.

Yeah, you're probably right.

Um...okay.

Go.

Okay.

Way to go, June.

June?

l'm so sorry.

Don't say a word.

l came here not to tell you

that Johann doesn't deserve you

which you already

figured out for yourself.

And not to tell you

that l am in love with you.

Which l am.

Desperately.

My entire life,

something has been holding me back

from falling in love.

And l thought it was Cristabel.

But l realized that l've just

been fumbling my way to you.

My last girlfriend,

her name was Jane.

That's one letter off.

l don't even know

what that means.

That's dumb.

l'm sorry.

Listen.

l don't deserve you.

Because l didn't take the time

to see who you were.

And you have to know

that you're the girl.

You're the girl that

the guy runs to.

You're the girl.

You're...you're out of breath.

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