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The House Page #10
- You wrecked my car! You pig!
- Stop it.
- Bob!
- Look what you did!
Ma'am, we have to exchange information!
WOMAN:
F*** the police.- There you go.
- There we go.
- (YELLS)
- (ALL GASP)
(ALL PANTING)
- (GRUNTS)
- (KATE SCREAMS)
(ALL GROANING)
(PANTING)
(YELLS)
(GRUNTS)
(KATE YELLS)
(ALL GROAN)
Your family f***ing sucks!
(GRUNTING)
Stupid f***ing money bag!
(YELLS)
No! Not the model!
(BOTH GRUNTING)
(BOB CHUCKLES)
I handcuffed it to my
wrist, you f***ing shithead!
So, what are you gonna do
about it now, Scott Johansen?
- You're not talking to Scott Johansen.
- What?
You're talking to...
No. No.
- The Butcher.
- No!
(BOB GASPS)
(GASPING)
I thought you were gonna cut off my arm.
So did I. I'm so glad I didn't do that.
Oh, God.
Oh, Chandler, God.
Chandler, arrest these people, please.
I don't think so, Bob.
I like them a lot more than I like you.
Hmm.
BOB:
Are you kidding me?- So, that's how it's gonna be?
- Yeah.
Don't touch the f***ing money.
(CHUCKLING) It's fine.
All I need is my sweet, sweet Dawn.
Bob, is that all cash
that you stole from them?
KATE:
Yep.- Yeah, he did.
- All of it.
- KATE:
Mmm-hmm.- Come on!
I took that money for us,
for our future.
What future? What are you talking about?
I wanted you to be my First Lady.
DAWN:
You're nevergonna be president.
You're too short.
(SUCKS IN BREATH)
Dawn?
- What's going on in here?
- DAWN:
Joe...Oh, my God, the model.
DAWN:
And you know what, Bob?I'm already somebody's First Lady.
- No.
- JOE:
I'm coming in for a kiss right now.- Here I come.
- (BOTH CHUCKLING)
Mmm.
(SMACKING)
Way to go, Joe.
- Did I get you that necklace?
- What?
- Yep.
- BOB:
You know what?All I do is give!
What about me?
What about Bob?
(ALL LAUGHING)
What's so funny?
There's a movie. What About Bob?
Yeah. Richard Dreyfuss, Bill Murray.
Am I the only one who
doesn't get Bill Murray?
- What?
- You're coming off like a real dipshit now.
You're being a piece of sh*t, Bob.
Don't judge me!
Yeah, I took the money!
I took the money from the Johansens
and I took the money from the town.
But I deserve it!
I'm so glad you said that clearly, Bob.
'Cause we've been recording
it on all of these cameras.
What? What?
Oh, God!
No, no, no.
- KATE:
That a boy!Anyway, those cameras weren't turned on.
I just said that to freak him out.
- Are you kidding me?
- That was badass.
SCOTT:
Come on. Let's go, guys, huh?- It's okay.
- It's okay.
You got it.
I love you guys.
Thanks for getting me into college.
KATE:
(SIGHS) You okay?Yeah.
Yeah, you?
KATE:
Yeah.You know, I thought losing Alex
would feel like losing my best friend.
Yeah, me, too.
But it's not.
Alex is my daughter,
you're my best friend.
You're my best friend.
(SIGHS)
And you're not just my best friend,
you're the baddest mofo around.
Whom I f***ing love.
Did you just say "whom"?
'Cause you're giving me
a straight-up boner, girl.
- Grammar has always been your thing.
- Yeah.
Math, not so much.
I know you.
I wanna feed you soup when we get old.
(SIGHS)
I really hope that I don't die before you.
Because I don't know
how you're gonna make it without me.
I know.
I think about that all the time.
Okay.
For another day.
Okay.
(SIGHS)
Excuse me.
- Excuse me?
- (HORN HONKING)
You mind pulling up?
We're just having a
Where are you gonna go, huh? Soccer moms.
Hey!
Wrong couple to f*** with, pal.
(SCREAMS)
You're f***ing crazy!
I'm starving.
Yeah, me, too.
God, he was scared
shitless, huh? (CHUCKLES)
To my brothas and sistas
(GIRL SCREAMS)
Nieces and nephews
Salute all y'all
to those I can't get to
To my dogs on lock down
Block hustlas from all around
I pray you make it
This world is yours
this world is yours
I don't mean to freak you out,
but if I don't get my job back...
Are you jerking off a giant?
No. (CHUCKLES)
ANDREW JAY COHEN: Try it again.
Maybe lean over with your neck,
like it's just snapped.
Okay.
I will give you your raise.
- Okay.
- If you can name one of my kids.
Varley. Sativa.
- No, no. I'm sorry.
- Okay. Yeah.
Sataiva.
- Campbell. Campbell's Soup?
- Campbell?
Khaleesi?
Khaleesi is not one of my kids' names.
- Salamander.
- You just said 'em back to me...
Salamander? No way.
No earthly way is my
child named Salamander.
Like, no f***ing way?
Like, no f***ing way.
(BOTH LAUGHING)
Let's go downstairs.
There's some people that the Butcher
needs to talk to on the floor.
- What are you doing?
- (CREW LAUGHING)
(ALL LAUGHING)
I was gonna go here,
and then I realized that I crossed you.
You know I love y'all, right?
But you stress me out.
ANDREW JAY COHEN: And, cut!
All right, you motherfuckers...
(LAUGHING)
ANDREW JAY COHEN: Action!
What the f***?
F*** is your problem with you people?
FRANK:
Put him out, put him out!- I put it out. F*** yourself!
- (LAUGHTER)
Yeah, we're gonna cut your finger off.
We're gonna cut your dick off.
I'm gonna take your dick, I might lick it.
- Hang on. What?
- In private.
Wait, what? What do you mean?
What?
(LAUGHTER)
Gotta love my people
Gotta feel my people
Love my people tonight
Gotta work my people
Feel my people
Gotta love my people tonight
Love all people
Inspire growth yeah
Amazing, amazing
Amazing, I'm so amazing
Oh, yeah
Be free
Live, feel the hearts
of men Just breathe
Speak, be heard
for yours or just leave
Heal more Stray from violence
No more police
sirens We one alliance
Comm sense need applyin'
Sick of all separation
Rise up from hatred
Amazing, amazing
Amazing, so damn amazing
We live for days of no crime
We need more scholars Deep minds
Less drug dealin'
More leaders shinin'
Plus more father
figures less time in
It's so real, it's cold here
No fleece for
comfort it's so weird
Let music bring
back the soul yeah
Love all people
inspire growth yeah
Gotta work my people
Gotta feel my people
Love my people tonight
Gotta work my people
Gotta feel my people
Love my people tonight
Peace to the soldiers
abroad We salute you
Protect and serve
all It's beautiful
Go hard for yours Life's sweet
It feels good
havin' y'all across seas
Ride for the cause
God bless the families
Stay safe and
come home to sanity
Work hard, stay level Earn it
Blood sweat tears
Inspire growth yeah
Gotta work my people
Gotta feel my people
Love my people tonight
Love all people
inspire growth yeah
Gotta work my people
Feel my people
Gotta love my people tonight
Love all people
inspire growth yeah
It's so amazing
Amazing
So
So amazing
- (VOCALIZING)
- Amazing
Love my people
Feel my people
Gotta love my people tonight
Love all people
inspire growth yeah
Gotta work my people
Feel my people
Gotta love, gotta love
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