The House Page #10

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- You wrecked my car! You pig!

- Stop it.

- Bob!

- Look what you did!

Ma'am, we have to exchange information!

WOMAN:
F*** the police.

- There you go.

- There we go.

- (YELLS)

- (ALL GASP)

(ALL PANTING)

- (GRUNTS)

- (KATE SCREAMS)

(ALL GROANING)

(PANTING)

(YELLS)

(GRUNTS)

(KATE YELLS)

(ALL GROAN)

Your family f***ing sucks!

(GRUNTING)

Stupid f***ing money bag!

(YELLS)

No! Not the model!

(BOTH GRUNTING)

(BOB CHUCKLES)

I handcuffed it to my

wrist, you f***ing shithead!

So, what are you gonna do

about it now, Scott Johansen?

- You're not talking to Scott Johansen.

- What?

You're talking to...

No. No.

- The Butcher.

- No!

(BOB GASPS)

(GASPING)

I thought you were gonna cut off my arm.

So did I. I'm so glad I didn't do that.

Oh, God.

Oh, Chandler, God.

Chandler, arrest these people, please.

I don't think so, Bob.

I like them a lot more than I like you.

Hmm.

BOB:
Are you kidding me?

- So, that's how it's gonna be?

- Yeah.

Don't touch the f***ing money.

(CHUCKLING) It's fine.

All I need is my sweet, sweet Dawn.

Bob, is that all cash

that you stole from them?

KATE:
Yep.

- Yeah, he did.

- All of it.

- KATE:
Mmm-hmm.

- Come on!

I took that money for us,

for our future.

What future? What are you talking about?

I wanted you to be my First Lady.

DAWN:
You're never

gonna be president.

You're too short.

(SUCKS IN BREATH)

Dawn?

- What's going on in here?

- DAWN:
Joe...

Oh, my God, the model.

DAWN:
And you know what, Bob?

I'm already somebody's First Lady.

- No.

- JOE:
I'm coming in for a kiss right now.

- Here I come.

- (BOTH CHUCKLING)

Mmm.

(SMACKING)

Way to go, Joe.

- Did I get you that necklace?

- What?

- Yep.

- BOB:
You know what?

All I do is give!

What about me?

What about Bob?

(ALL LAUGHING)

What's so funny?

There's a movie. What About Bob?

Yeah. Richard Dreyfuss, Bill Murray.

Am I the only one who

doesn't get Bill Murray?

- What?

- You're coming off like a real dipshit now.

You're being a piece of sh*t, Bob.

Don't judge me!

Yeah, I took the money!

I took the money from the Johansens

and I took the money from the town.

But I deserve it!

I'm so glad you said that clearly, Bob.

'Cause we've been recording

it on all of these cameras.

What? What?

Oh, God!

I'm gonna go shoot Bob.

No, no, no.

- I'm gonna go arrest Bob.

- KATE:
That a boy!

Anyway, those cameras weren't turned on.

I just said that to freak him out.

- Are you kidding me?

- That was badass.

I totally bought that!

SCOTT:
Come on. Let's go, guys, huh?

- It's okay.

- It's okay.

You got it.

I love you guys.

Thanks for getting me into college.

KATE:
(SIGHS) You okay?

Yeah.

Yeah, you?

KATE:
Yeah.

You know, I thought losing Alex

would feel like losing my best friend.

Yeah, me, too.

But it's not.

Alex is my daughter,

you're my best friend.

You're my best friend.

(SIGHS)

And you're not just my best friend,

you're the baddest mofo around.

Whom I f***ing love.

Did you just say "whom"?

'Cause you're giving me

a straight-up boner, girl.

- Grammar has always been your thing.

- Yeah.

Math, not so much.

I know you.

I wanna feed you soup when we get old.

(SIGHS)

I really hope that I don't die before you.

Because I don't know

how you're gonna make it without me.

I know.

I think about that all the time.

Okay.

For another day.

Okay.

(SIGHS)

Excuse me.

- Excuse me?

- (HORN HONKING)

You mind pulling up?

We're just having a

little trouble getting out.

Where are you gonna go, huh? Soccer moms.

Hey!

Wrong couple to f*** with, pal.

(SCREAMS)

You're f***ing crazy!

I'm starving.

Yeah, me, too.

God, he was scared

shitless, huh? (CHUCKLES)

To my brothas and sistas

(GIRL SCREAMS)

Nieces and nephews

Salute all y'all

to those I can't get to

To my dogs on lock down

Block hustlas from all around

I pray you make it

This world is yours

this world is yours

I don't mean to freak you out,

but if I don't get my job back...

Are you jerking off a giant?

No. (CHUCKLES)

ANDREW JAY COHEN: Try it again.

Maybe lean over with your neck,

like it's just snapped.

Okay.

I will give you your raise.

- Okay.

- If you can name one of my kids.

Varley. Sativa.

- No, no. I'm sorry.

- Okay. Yeah.

Sataiva.

- Campbell. Campbell's Soup?

- Campbell?

Khaleesi?

Khaleesi is not one of my kids' names.

- Salamander.

- You just said 'em back to me...

Salamander? No way.

No earthly way is my

child named Salamander.

Like, no f***ing way?

Like, no f***ing way.

(BOTH LAUGHING)

Let's go downstairs.

There's some people that the Butcher

needs to talk to on the floor.

- What are you doing?

- (CREW LAUGHING)

(ALL LAUGHING)

I was gonna go here,

and then I realized that I crossed you.

You know I love y'all, right?

But you stress me out.

ANDREW JAY COHEN: And, cut!

All right, you motherfuckers...

(LAUGHING)

ANDREW JAY COHEN: Action!

What the f***?

F*** is your problem with you people?

FRANK:
Put him out, put him out!

- I put it out. F*** yourself!

- (LAUGHTER)

Yeah, we're gonna cut your finger off.

We're gonna cut your dick off.

I'm gonna take your dick, I might lick it.

- Hang on. What?

- In private.

Wait, what? What do you mean?

What?

(LAUGHTER)

Gotta love my people

Gotta feel my people

Love my people tonight

Gotta work my people

Feel my people

Gotta love my people tonight

Love all people

Inspire growth yeah

Amazing, amazing

Amazing, I'm so amazing

Oh, yeah

Be free

Live, feel the hearts

of men Just breathe

Speak, be heard

for yours or just leave

Gotta break codes of silence

Heal more Stray from violence

No more police

sirens We one alliance

Comm sense need applyin'

Sick of all separation

Rise up from hatred

Black white unite the nation

Amazing, amazing

Amazing, so damn amazing

We live for days of no crime

We need more scholars Deep minds

Less drug dealin'

More leaders shinin'

Plus more father

figures less time in

It's so real, it's cold here

No fleece for

comfort it's so weird

Let music bring

back the soul yeah

Love all people

inspire growth yeah

Gotta work my people

Gotta feel my people

Love my people tonight

Gotta work my people

Gotta feel my people

Love my people tonight

Peace to the soldiers

abroad We salute you

Protect and serve

all It's beautiful

Go hard for yours Life's sweet

It feels good

havin' y'all across seas

Ride for the cause

God bless the families

Stay safe and

come home to sanity

Work hard, stay level Earn it

Blood sweat tears

Inspire growth yeah

Gotta work my people

Gotta feel my people

Love my people tonight

Love all people

inspire growth yeah

Gotta work my people

Feel my people

Gotta love my people tonight

Love all people

inspire growth yeah

It's so amazing

Amazing

So

So amazing

- (VOCALIZING)

- Amazing

Love my people

Feel my people

Gotta love my people tonight

Love all people

inspire growth yeah

Gotta work my people

Feel my people

Gotta love, gotta love

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