The House Bunny Page #9

I'm really very sorry, girls.

I know how hard you've worked for this.

It hurts me to do this, but I...

Stop! I would like to pledge Zeta.

What?

I like everything that Shelley said.

Are you out of your mind?

And, God, do you know

how sick to death I am of you?

F... Phi Betha Mu?

I've been in Phi Betha Mu hell!

I want to be a Zeta.

No!

Okay, so Zetas keep their house.

Meeting adjourned.

Now, go study something.

What are we supposed to do now?

Let's start with this.

Oh, I love my weird home.

Things that I like!

Ottoman! Oh, I love you, Ottoman.

- This house is so nice!

- I know.

I mean, so cool.

- Hey, do you want me to show you upstairs?

- Yes! Show me, show me, show me.

This is so great.

Everything worked out so perfectly.

Well, not perfectly.

I mean, I messed up things with Oliver

because I moved to Peru and left him a note.

Well, Shelley,

you didn't really move to Peru.

I know that, but he doesn't.

Oliver.

I was literally just talking about you.

How did you know that I got back?

Let's just say a little bird told me.

I gotta meet this frickin' bird!

It's me, Shell.

I'm the bird. I called Oliver.

Thank you.

It's so great to have such nice friends.

And, Oliver, I have to admit,

I never went to Peru.

- I know.

- Thank you.

You're welcome.

And I was in Playboy.

I know that, too. And I don't care.

I would like to try this again.

Except this time,

no manhole covers or bubble gum.

You know, just see where this goes.

Yes.

- I'd like that.

- Great.

Oliver.

Oliver.

- I'm Shelley.

- Nice to meet you again, Shelley.

Dear Hef, everything worked out!

We got 30 new Zeta sisters,

and the house was saved.

And Oliver and I started dating again.

Oliver is kind

and sweet and when we kiss...

I see stars and he sees fireworks.

And he says that means

that we're in love, and he's right!

Because otherwise, when we kiss

we'd see stuff like pencils

and empty ketchup bottles.

Oh, and the Zetas decided to throw

a big party in my honor...

and I felt just like that girl

from the storybook.

You know the one. What's her name?

Oh, yeah. Cinderella.

Where my Zetas at? Where my Zetas at?

Where my, where my...

Where my Zetas at?

Hands up now...

Push it up now

I know what boys like

Cute smiles and heels high

I tempt the hello

While I say bye-bye

I know they want me

They try to fake it

But they just end up

Intimidated!

It ain't that hard to see

I know you're feelin' me

I know what I want

If I think you'll give me

I might let you

Unconditionally, yeah

I might let you

If you're on my level

I might let you

And, baby, if I think you're special

I might let you!

Where my Zetas at? Where my Zetas at?

Where my, where my...

Where my Zetas at?

That's what they want, want

That's what they want, want

Now every time I come up in the spot

I'm with my Zetas

A peace sign to the fellas

And reverse it for the hatas

Slickity-slick Bam-boom-wow

Look at how hot my ladies are now

We ain't messin' with you fools

We ain't playin' with you clowns

Now this blonde babe is the one to thank

Helped us rise

to the top of the social ranks

The lost little bunny

changed us for the better

Now she's part of the Zeta family forever

Back, back...

Back it on up

Back it a-back it a-back

Back it on up

Back, back...

Back it on up

Now I realize that

I know what boys like

I know what guys want

I know what boys like

I got what boys like

I know what boys like

I know what guys want

I know what boys like

I know what I want

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