The Humbling Page #7
At least she's a lesbian.
I wasn't that stupid.
I picked the right one though, didn't I?
I mean, this one's bound to leave me.
Bound to leave me, but you know...
I do deserve it.
Everything I get, I deserve.
And you know what?
I go into it with that open mind.
Because f*** it. Give it to me.
Give me all you got.
I'll take it. I wish for it.
I glory in it.
Pegeen turned her last
girlfriend into a man.
She turned me into a half-crazed beggar.
Who knows what she's turned you into.
Don't say I didn't warn you.
Yes.
Jerry, it's me.
- I'll do it.
- Really? That's fantastic, Simon.
I'll call the Broadway producers
first thing in the morning.
Ever since that swan
dive into the orchestra,
- they've been dying for you to come back.
- No, not King Lear.
The... the other one.
Yeah, don't sound
too enthusiastic, please.
- No, I am. The hair product.
- Yeah, right.
No, that's a good choice, too,
As long as you're back out there, right?
Yes. Yeah.
Dr. Farr, you're not
going to believe this.
- Sybil showed up again.
- What do you mean she showed up?
She showed up.
I'm on my way to the commercial,
she's there, she's in
my driveway in the snow.
She's just, she's just,
she's just stalking me.
- She keeps stalking me.
- Not again.
Simon, I'm a little confused.
Hold on one second.
Come on out.
Simon, I'm just looking at a
postcard Sybil just sent me.
She seems to be in Florida right now.
Here.
- What's that?
- Money.
Money? For what?
You know damn well what it's for.
I refuse to come near that.
Now, please stay away with that money.
- It's too late, Simon.
- Oh, yeah? And why is that?
Because you've already agreed
to kill my husband.
- You're an accomplice now.
- No. No.
- Yes. Yes.
- No. No, no, no.
You saw pictures.
You are deep into this, mister.
- You and I have an understanding.
- We don't have anything.
You're going to be... you know the play
Harvey when he has an invisible rabbit?
- Yes.
- That's what you are.
I will you out of my life.
- Great.
- You're willed out.
Simon, I don't understand.
Why are you referencing the play Harvey?
He was an invisible rabbit.
He existed in Elwood's mind.
Was Sybil there?
Or was she not there?
Sybil's a stalker.
She's crazy.
She somehow... all the fan mail
and every... she got it in her head.
What are you doing?
I am just trying to find
a place in your new life.
Well, there isn't one.
Why can't there be?
We have a beautiful history together.
What does he have to
offer you that I don't?
I'm younger than him
and more attractive.
And in some ways more masculine.
Enough, Priscilla.
I am not a heterosexual woman.
I'll be right back.
I have to use the bathroom.
- Which... which one?
- Simon!
What is wrong with you?
I'm sorry. I'm just, you know...
I don't see why we had
to invite your ex to lunch.
I'm not going to do any commercials.
I'm going to stay home.
You're under no obligation to me
what you do when I'm not there.
It has nothing to do with
the reality you and I share.
That's indecipherable.
So what about you? Are you going to take
a real business trip one of these days
to the stage or are you
just going to keep wallowing
in your own angst and self pity forever?
I'm sorry, that was mean of me,
what I said back there,
but I don't want to be with somebody
who just gives up on his career.
You don't have to go out there
every night, face an audience
night after night and lie to them.
I think you could try harder for me.
Show me the man
that is not passion's slave,
and I will wear him in my heart.
Yes. In my heart of hearts.
When the mind's free,
the body's delicate,
the tempest in my mind
doth from my senses
take all feeling else.
Lear.
Let go.
What?
- Pegeen?
- Yes?
- She killed him.
- What?
Sybil Van Buren killed her husband.
- I can't believe it.
- Really?
Oh, God. She told me
I was an accomplice.
We met at a mental institution.
She gets out of the hospital,
she comes to my town,
she sends me letters,
she comes to my house.
You know, she became a stalker.
And each time I told her, "Please go away.
I want nothing to do with this."
Mrs. Van Buren said that you encouraged her
to find someone else to kill her husband.
That's not the way I said it.
But you did say to her, "You ought
to find a professional hitman"?
Well, yes. Well, yes, I said, but...
Therefore you were encouraging her
to find a way to kill her husband.
- You're twisting the logic. I'm sorry.
- Am I correct?
I don't mean, you know...
impose on your work.
I mean, but that's not... Pegeen?
- I mean, could you help me here?
- That won't be necessary.
- Okay.
- Were you sexually involved with Sybil?
No. Please. No.
I mean, this is a young woman
in her early 30s at best.
No. I just... She was a misguided fan.
That's what she was.
Before you go, I want to let you know
that I've been doing some
reorganization of your playthings.
- What playthings?
- Playthings?
- They shouldn't be left laying around.
- Yes, I agree, Mrs. Rutledge.
Now, the... the mechanical
electronic devices,
the magic wand,
the G-spot vibrator, and the...
Jack rabbit, they should
be oiled at least once a month.
- Yeah, right.
- That's true.
And the pigtail butt plug
and the... the double dong,
and the fisting mitt,
- they're going in the washer.
- You're absolutely right, Mrs. Rutledge.
- Have a nice evening.
- Thank you.
- Thanks, folks. You have a great evening now.
- You too. Thank you.
I'm going to be right back.
Okay.
Oh, I should've known.
I should've known.
The minute Pegeen got up from the table.
I should've known.
- No, really?
- Three times to quit.
That's so cute to think
of you in a pick-up truck.
- Are you ready?
- I love that.
- What?
- You ready?
Oh, Simon. This is Tracy.
- Hi.
- Yeah. Hi.
Wait. Are you that actor?
Wow. You were really great in this movie
that I used to watch
when I was really little.
- What was it called?
- I don't know.
You know, the one with the tarantula.
I've never made a
movie with a tarantula.
- Are you sure?
- No.
- Yes he was.
- Isn't she adorable?
Yeah.
Shall we?
Oh, actually,
we're having so much fun here.
I can... could I get
a ride home from you?
- Yeah. Yes.
- With your truck? She has a truck.
- I drive a truck.
- You can go on home if you want.
I'll catch up later. We'll be fine.
- Hi.
- Hi, Simon.
Hi, girls. Have a nice time?
- Yes.
- Yes.
We had a really nice time.
Sure you did.
I was going to give Tracy
the grand tour of the house.
Oh. Be my guest.
- Well, I want you to come.
- Yeah.
- You know, go ahead.
- No.
I don't know. I'm doing all right here.
Why don't you do it?
- No, come. No, I want you to come.
- Yeah, all right. I will come.
- Yay.
- Come this way.
Go down this hallway.
What are we going to do?
Take human playthings into our bed now?
- Maybe.
- Yeah.
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