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of the al-masri name.
Yeah, absolutely.
Yes. Yes.
For example,
a small internet search reveals
That you once wrote a letter
to the local paper
Calling on muslims
to be more "moderate."
Yeah, listen, that whole shia
"shite" thing -- misprint.
You know, I got really upset
about that.
Moderation is, of course,
a good thing...
In moderation.
[ chuckles ]
[ laughter ]
But...This western idea
Of the "moderate muslim" --
That idea
I completely reject!
But then,
I saw how you had changed.
How do you mean?
Tariq.
What are you doing
there, daddy?
Yes, nabi,
good question.
Yes.
Tariq:
We've put the filmon our website.
You have?
and counting.
Insha'allah.
Arshad:
Insha'allah.What mahmud is doing, nabi,
is demonstrating
That even a liberal,
moderate muslim
Can only be stretched
so far.
Am I right, mahmud?
Absolutely.
So, uzma and rashid,
I give their marriage
my blessing.
Let us celebrate.
Please, sing for us,
brother arshad.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
Brother arshad has
Ah.
Not really.
Please, arshad sahib, we would
all love to hear you sing.
Well, well, well,
just a little nasheed
Uh, I-I'll go and get that.
I'm sorry.
That was very nice.
[ indistinct shouting ]
Mr. Nasir?
You are under arrest
on suspicion
in contravention
To the racial and religious
hatred act of 2006.
Yeah.
How dare you gatecrash
my twins' big day, huh?!
What were you
planning to do,
Put anthrax
Come on, now,
mr. Nasir.
Yes, yes. Sorry.
What is this man guilty of,
exactly...
[ indistinct shouting ]
...When the jewish-controlled
western media
Produces offensive
islamophobic blasphemies?!
[ crowd boos ]
about the treatment
Of his brothers
by the zionist oppressors?!
He wasn't speaking out!
What happened to your precious
freedom of expression,
You hypocrites?!
Whatever.
Burning a jew's hat,
I'm afraid,
Constitutes
religious hatred.
I must warn you, sir,
anything you say
Will be taken down and used
Anything?
Yes, sir. Everything.
[ indistinct shouting ]
[ wind howling ]
I'm jewish!
Monty:
What?What?
What?
I'm sorry.
What's that, sir?
I'm jewish.
I was born a jew.
I just found out.
I was adopted...
By muslims.
Uzma!
Well, I suppose that's
all right, then, sir.
Well, is it?
Well, yeah.
I mean, it's like
He can take the piss out of jews
'cause he's a jew.
Wouldn't arrest him for it,
would we?
This is clearly nonsense,
officer.
He doesn't
even look jewish.
Yes, he does.
What are you talking about?
He's basically a schvartse.
Rashid:
Dad.It's true. I'm sorry.
No, no, no, please.
Come on.
[ indistinct shouting ]
Uzma!
Uzma!
Get inside, get inside.
All right,
the rest of you,
Could you all kindly f*** off
my premises!
He's a live one,
isn't he?
what do you mean?
How was I inciting
racial hatred?
Schvartse, sir.
I heard you say it.
How do you even know
what it means?!
Rash --
No.
Rashid!
At least
I'm not a shia.
whoo
Nabi.
Something at school today?
Infidel.
For crying out loud.
[ television turns on ]
I'm jewish!
I was born a jew.
Jesus, moses, and allah.
I just found out.
I was adopted.
[ indistinct shouti ng ]
Matthew:
There weresome astonishing scenes there.
Well,
what do we make of them?
Matthew,
I think that this guy
Is multiculturalism
made flesh.
He's a hero for our times,
Somebody that we have to
use as a way --
This is the way
we need to go forward.
We need to look at people
like this and say,
"yes, you're proud
and I'm proud of what you are.
You might look
a certain way --"
Not what I would say,
If you were in his shoes,
the poor guy.
Man:
It's not somethingthat looked to me like...
Hey, guys.
Hey, mahmud.
I think this is where
we're being very naive.
[ television turns off ]
How's it going?
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
good.
Yeah, yeah,
right, yeah?
Doing lovely, sir,
good.
You all right?
Where's wasif?
Um...
Handed in his notice.
who can do his job?
You need someone
All right, well, I...
I might just...Work from home
today, then, shall I?
Yeah. G-good idea.
I'll go --
I'll go make some calls.
Some...
This.
Mahmud.
Things will work out.
Insha'allah.
What are you doing?
I'm going to stay
with my mum.
No, no. Just put it away.
Just stay.
Let -- let go.
How long
are you staying?
I don't know.
Because I'm a jew?
No, mahmud,
because you lied to me --
Something you promised
[ car door opens ]
Nabi:
Daddy!Hey, my baby girl.
Hey.
Daddy?
Yes?
What is a jew?
Well,
you know that nasty man
On "the apprentice"
with the beard?
[ horn honking ]
get in the car.
And why did some naughty man
put dog poo through our door
Because you are one?
Hurry up!
Who did that?
I'll kill him.
F***ing kill him.
Rashid:
Excuse me, dad.
Yeah, but that's --
It doesn't matter
[ horn honking ]
rashid, hurry up!
I loved her, dad.
I love her.
Rashid!
I know. I know, son.
And I can explain.
You don't understand.
My dad, my real dad --
to get to him,
I've got to try and prove
that I'm some kind of --
Where's my dad?
Where's my real dad?
[ car door closes,
engine revs ]
Enough already!
Get away, man.
[ sniffling ]
[ vehicle passing,
horn blaring ]
F*** off!
Come on, my friend.
Here we go.
Up. There.
We got you.
Leytonstone, huh?
Golders green.
Golders green?
Yeah.
All right.
I want to see
izzy shimshileewitz.
You can't.
Why not?
Well, for one thing,
it's not visiting hours.
And for another...
I've done it, okay?
I've told the world.
Whoo-hoo.
I'm a fat old jew.
Have you had
your pound of flesh?
Huh? Have I jumped
through enough jew hoops?
enough for you?!
He can't stop --
not this prayer.
He's not allowed to.
It's jewish law.
Oh, really?
Oh, well, then I can go in here
whenever I f***ing like, eh?
Eh? Whoo-hoo.
Look, I'm in. I'm out.
I'm in. I'm out.
Mahmud.
I'm really sorry.
But it's a prayer
for the dead.
I'm so sorry.
He got your letter, though,
your package.
I didn't send anything.
Perhaps you'd like to go in,
sit in his room for a bit.
I know some of our recently
bereaved relatives
That can help
a little.
Thank you.
F***!
[ clattering ]
[ sighs ]
[ television turns on ]
Mahmud:
I'm jewish!I was born a jew.
I was adopted...
By muslims.
[ bird chirping ]
Mahmud, I-I'm --
I'm -- I'm sorry, man.
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