The Interview Page #7
than a nuclear bomb?
Words.
And the people are jealous of men
like you and me.
because they are not us.
Hate us because they ain't us.
Exactly. They hate us
because they ain't us.
- That's a great saying, okay?
- Hate us because they ain't us!
They hate us because they ain't us!
Kim! You got a break!
Alley-oop!
That's all right. That's all right.
Oh, my ankles.
- Okay.
- Hey, Kim.
Let me ask you something
Was your father the one
who said that margaritas are gay?
He said that my brothers and I
were all too feminine.
That our luxurious lifestyles
turned us into homosexuals.
I don't have to worry about that anymore.
Because guess what I get tons of?
- P*ssy.
- Oh, my God.
Hey.
Dude, you just spent the f***ing day
with Kim Jong-un. What happened?
It was amazing.
- It was amazing?
- Yeah.
It was one of the best days of my life.
- What?
- We smoked joints...
...played basketball...
...f***ed chicks.
We had the best margaritas.
Did you say you f***ed chicks?
Oh, my God. Kim Jong is an animal!
You know you have to kill
this guy tomorrow.
I've been thinking a little bit
about the mission.
Okay.
America, you know...
...always putting its nose in things
and screwing them up.
The truth is, Kim is a master
at manipulating the media.
- Yeah?
- You're the media.
You get what's happening here?
Maybe the media's manipulating you.
What the f*** does that even mean?
I'm the only one
who's spent real time with him.
Spent face-to-face time! Dick-to-dick!
It's just, man, I can sympathize with
people that get dumped on by the media.
- And it sucks.
- You know what else f***ing sucks?
Concentration camps, famine,
tiring squads-
- I didn't see any here. Have you?
N0
Your attendance is required in
the banquet room of the Eternal Leader.
- Hey, how you doing?
- Yeah, seriously. You look fantastic.
Your obsession with my well-being is
only making me more suspicious of you.
Don't be suspicious.
- I want to know what your routine is.
- Do you take vitamins?
- You're doing something right.
- You look good.
Do not ask us any more question.
Meet us in the banquet hall.
You see how big their guitars are
compared to their bodies?
I think it's funny.
That is funny.
Oh, no.
t's happening.
Dave.
Dave.
No.
- Wait, what?
- Look at the fu-
They're good.
Oh, sh*t. Oh, sh*t. Oh, sh*t.
Oh, my God.
- What do we do?
- He's gonna poo.
Oh, no.
Oh, sh*t. Oh, no. Oh, no.
t's happening.
So gross
Oh, no, no, no.
Oh, no! Oh, no!
Oh, my God!
- it's okay, man.
- No.
Come on, man.
We just killed two innocent men.
Look, first of all, it's not your fault
that those men died.
Second, they had to go.
They knew we were up to something.
- I'm out.
- What? You cannot pull out of this.
- I'm pulling out.
- You're way too deep.
- I'm pulling out.
- No. You are leaving it in.
- I've been pulling out for years.
- You are not pulling out of this mission
That's the only reason we're here.
We are doing this!
Kim is not evil. He was just born
into a hard situation.
You are f***ing stupid,
and you are f***ing ignorant.
- Who you calling ign'ant?
- You, motherf***er.
You're f***ing arrogant!
Everything he's shown you is fake.
He's shown you what you wanna see.
He's fooled you, you f***ing idiot!
God, look how ready you are
to betray me.
This whole time, I thought
you were Samwise to my Frodo.
But you're just Boromir.
I don't know who that is.
That's such a Boromir thing to say!
This is f***ing done.
You are f***ing done after this.
Once you kill this motherf***er,
this sh*t's over.
- You are going to kill him!
- You've turned me into a gun.
And you're pointing me
at the one guy who gets me.
Well, you know what, cowboy?
- A gun can't Ere without no bullets.
- What the f*** are you doing?
- No, no, no!
- Yes, yes, yes!
Realize what you just did?
- I just saved a life, you murderer.
- You piece of-
Mr. Skylark.
your presence in Pyongyang for dinner.
He will be at your door in 30 minutes.
Hey, Dave. Thank you for being with me
in my time of sorrow.
That was super gross and f***ed up.
Hi.
Mr. Supreme Leader.
I'm Aaron.
- Aaron?
- Hello.
We never got a chance
to formally meet, Mr. Great Leader.
I just wanted to shake your hand.
Well, any friend of Dave
is a friend of mine.
No! Don't shake that hand.
- Why not?
- Yeah, why not?!
- Because Aaron's a Jew.
- Oh, gross.
- Let's go, Supreme Leader.
- Okay. It was nice meeting you
Don't you know Jews are bad luck?
- F*** you.
- Friends don't kill friends' friends.
Okay. Okay.
Oh, f***.
We need to review some new data...
in the interview.
- Now's not really the best time.
- It will only take a moment.
Yeah, okay.
- Great.
- Thank you.
Would you like to share a drink?
Raise your glasses. Koh and Yu!
Koh and Yu possessed
the finest trait men can have:
Loyalty.
I know how you feel.
My dog Digby died when I was a kid,
and I'm still f***ed up about it.
Loyalty is what made my father
and grandfather so successful.
That's right. Hey, listen up. You.
Without loyalty...
...a country is a lawless jungle.
Welcome to the jungle, baby.
Welcome to the jungle.
On your...knees'
How else can I prevail...
...against so many enemies?
Defectors
South Korean capitalists.
The people in this room."
...who don't think
I can fill my father's shoes!
These bastards deserve no humanity!
To those who seek to undermine me,
at home and abroad...
...I cannot respond with anything less...
...than the totality of my strength!
If a billion people across the earth
and in my own country...
...must be burned to prove it...
...then my worthiness as a Kim...
...will be demonstrated!
Hey, Kim, I gotta go outside.
Is that okay?
I'm just feeling....
Too much...
...soju, whatever.
Okay.
I'll be back.
So how'd you wind up
as one of the heads...
...of a dictatorship?
One day, officials came to my classroom
...to serve on
the Kim family personal staff.
They selected me
Over the years...
...I grew close with Kim Jong-un.
When he rose to power,
he took me with him.
And here I am.
Kind of have a guy like that
in my life too.
You've been with Dave a long time.
He's a hard guy to leave.
You like the money
and can't say no to Dave.
No.
Yes! I know you.
You're f***ing awesome.
- No, I don't understand you.
- You know, it's a little bit weird.
Do you have a boyfriend?
Is that too forward of me to ask?
What are you looking at?
I should leave.
Why?
I'm concerned my feelings
of attraction for you...
...will cause me to make mistakes.
Your feelings of attraction for me?
F*** this!
Ever since I saw you,
this is all I've been thinking about.
Me too!
Fake.
Fake carrots.
Fake fruit!
Fake!
Fake!
Fake grapefruits!
Fake!
Liar!
You liar!
Why aren't I naked yet?
Yeah!
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