The Jane Austen Book Club Page #7
- You read The Mysteries of Udolpho?
- Food!
- Hey, Grigg, that color almost works.
- When did you...
- He read The Mysteries of Udolpho.
- Wow.
Wait, that book they were reading
in the book? That's a real book?
Yeah, with the black veils
and Laurentina's skeleton.
- Didn't you think that sounded great?
- Yeah, it sounded awesome.
Dean, I'm so sorry.
Prudie must be devastated.
Prudie said to ask you.
She's supposed to talk or something,
about some book?
Persuasion.
We don't know how long we're gonna be
down in San Diego, so...
She may have to cancel.
Tell her we'll save Persuasion for the end.
It's better to do it last, anyway.
It was Austen's final book.
I thought Northanger Abbey was
the final book.
- Written first. Published last.
- That makes much more sense.
- Why?
- What happened with her?
'Cause it's a novel about novels.
You know? You see Austen as
the young writer, questioning herself.
"Who's a heroine?
What makes a good story?
"Are novels a waste of time? Am I
gonna write? What should I write about?"
- I like that.
- That's actually very perceptive, Grigg.
Thanks.
Prudie's mother died.
- What?
- Jesus.
She got into her car yesterday,
this was in San Diego.
She made a left coming out of a parking lot
into oncoming traffic.
- Jesus.
- Terrible.
- Were Prudie and her mom close?
- Well, there was tension.
What do we think? Is Persuasion
too depressing to take on right now,
with the dead mother and everything?
She doesn't die on the page.
Even Sense and Sensibility, the dad dies.
What about Pride and Prejudice?
I could use a little encounter in the woods
- Are we all up for a little romance?
- Ready.
I think we're all overdue.
And it'll be better for Prudie.
I still can't believe you read
The Mysteries of Udolpho, Grigg.
- Bravo, Grigg. Bravo.
- Yay for the grilled artichokes.
- You can move in with us any time, Grigg.
- Please, don't bring skeletons.
She loves these.
Are you and Grigg seeing each other?
No. He's interested in Sylvia, obviously.
That was the plan, right?
I don't wanna fight, okay?
I don't know why you didn't
just take her back to the car
and have sex with her.
I mean, clearly you wanted to.
I talked to her...
I talked to her for like five minutes.
Longer. Longer, Dean.
And with those ridiculous plastic b*obs.
Is that what you go for?
Prudie, you know,
I was just trying to be nice to your friend.
Okay. Chloe Baher is not my friend, Dean.
Chloe Baher came to my mother's funeral
to gloat. "Ha-ha! Your mother's dead."
And you hit on her!
- I do... I do...
- You hit on her!
I was not hitting on her.
You know, when I was in the 10th grade,
I wrote an entire paper on Julius Caesar
in iambic pentameter.
And Chloe Baher removed it from my locker
and she read it aloud to the whole class.
Baby, high school's over.
High school's never over.
"And turning 'round,
he looked for a moment at Elizabeth
"till catching her eye,
he withdrew his own and coldly said,
"'She is tolerable but not handsome
enough to tempt me.
"'I am in no humor at present to give
consequence to young ladies
"'who are slighted by other men.
"'You had better return to your partner
and enjoy her smiles,
"'for you are wasting your time with me."'
You know, I don't know if we can
do Pride and Prejudice next week,
because it's the library dinner.
Well, we need to go for Sylvia.
Daniel's bringing Pam.
- That's so unnecessary.
- Tell me about it.
- His firm's buying a table.
- Well, then we should buy one.
All of us, the book club.
- Show up in force.
- Yes.
"The Central Valley River City
All Jane Austen, All The Time Book Club,"
He's so funny. I'm so glad
he finally made a date with Sylvia.
He's taking her to lunch.
I sure hope there's some dancing
in this thing.
I'm trying to diet.
to my fundraiser.
Yeah, re-reading Pride and Prejudice again,
I keep thinking,
"You know, courtship is easy."
- Where's Austen's novel on divorce?
- I wouldn't say it was easy.
Depends who you're courting, I guess.
- Does Jocelyn ever go out with anyone?
- Occasionally.
She used to date my husband
in high school.
Then she sort of gave him to me.
Daniel's the one
that first bought Jocelyn a dog.
- She traded your husband for a dog?
- Look, I adore Jocelyn, but...
then whoever wants Jocelyn is going to
have to pry her fingers loose, one by one.
- Hey.
- Hi.
Hey.
Do you know Lynne from my writing group?
- I don't, actually. Allegra.
- Hey.
Listen, I just have to say,
you have been so good for Corinne.
Ever since you two have been together,
she's been writing nonstop.
Didn't you just love that story
that she wrote last week?
Well, Allegra and I don't discuss
what I'm working on.
Okay.
"Dear Ms. Corinne Mahern, we regret
"that we must decline to publish
the three short stories you sent us.
"Benny's Basketball" is strong narratively,
"but the depiction of your penis-waving
retarded boy felt a little unkind.
"And isn't the title
"Separating Eggs For Flan" a bit obvious
"as a metaphor for your parents' divorce?
"Yet we confess that "Skydiver"
puzzled us most.
"Why would a beautiful, self-centered
young lesbian jump out of a plane?"
I thought we could drive together.
We should hurry.
I don't want Sylvia sitting there alone.
- Sahara, off.
- Sylvia's already at the library.
- She said she had to get there early.
- So you offered her a ride first.
No, she happened to mention it at lunch.
That's a great dress.
Stay.
I converted it to biodiesel.
So it basically runs on donut grease.
This is so great. I never get to drive it.
Or vacuum it, apparently.
I like your hair.
You need to dance with Sylvia tonight.
- You do know how to dance, don't you?
- Of course I do.
I have three older sisters. I can dance.
Wait, if we stay in this lane,
we're gonna be late.
Given that I have to convert
donut grease into biofuel
every time I fill up the tank,
I just try not to drive very fast.
We're barely moving.
You ever read those Le Guin books
I bought you?
I prefer books about real people.
Okay, so Elizabeth Bennet is real
and people in science fiction aren't.
Is that it?
Science fiction books have people in them,
but they're not about the people.
Real people are complicated.
Well, there's all kinds of science fiction.
When you've read some,
I will be interested in your opinion.
- Why are you getting off here?
What are you, Mark Twain?
Now we're gonna get stuck at every light.
Look at the talent in this room.
Half the Silicon Valley is here.
To romance.
- Hi.
- Hello.
I'm planning on meeting a software baron
and moving to Pemberley.
Well, everyone knows a rich man
is eventually going to want a new wife.
- Hi.
- Hi.
I'm Dean.
Yeah, he's not doing book club with us.
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