The Kitchen Page #8

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They're coming.

Guys, the cops are coming. Get out!

Get out!

Can we talk about this?

Look, I'm not gonna talk

about this right now. [ Penny ] Right now!

Right now. Get out.

Oh, my God!

Run!

I kicked a girl in the nuts.

Oh, my God!

[ Chattering ]

Get off your bong

and run. Looks bitchin', douchebag.

We remodeled it.

Thank you.

This party

was a really nice idea. [ Toilet Flushes ]

Nice.

Yeah.

Yeah, nice.

Seems to be

my problem lately, huh?

- [ Stan Chuckles ]

- Stan, come on.

There we go.

[ Chuckles ]

Now we can sit

on the couch and curl up...

and watch old movies,

like we were supposed to do.

What?

[ Sighs ]

This is so unnecessary.

[ Chuckles ]

[ Bottle Tinkling ]

Sorry, Edwin.

No, no, no. Don't be. I have sisters.

Do they cry all the time?

Um...

No, no. Hey, here.

There.

Happy birthday.

[ Chuckles ]

Thank you.

Uh, we should have

a party for you.

Okay.

[ Door Closes ]

I hated you

for the first eight years of my life.

Did you?

[ Chuckles ]

I think I was kind of

difficult back then.

[ Kenny ]

Okay, there we go, buddy.

Let's just make

a left here. Here we go.

Brent, please tell me

where your clothes are.

Shh.

No, sir! Not today!

No, no. No, no.

I got him. I got him.

Here we go. Here we go.

You got him?

[ Jennifer ]

Just go outside. [ Brent Shrieks ]

Get him!

[ Kenny ]

Okay. [ Sighs ]

Whew.

Yeah.

Mmm.

Hi.

What are you two doing up?

What's going on?

[ With Penny ] Nothing.

You know what?

I don't want to know. It's too early.

Oh, God.

It's such a mess.

All right...

We're having a baby. [ Chuckles ]

- Sorry. I didn't...

- What?

I mean, she's having the baby.

I'm not gonna have the baby.

Okay, please stop

saying "baby."

[ Laughing ] We're having a baby,

so I got to say baby at some point.

Kenny, can you just, like,

give us a second?

[ Kenny ]

Yeah. Yeah.

Sorry. Um...

Please?

Bye, baby.

God.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Whoa.

How about that?

Penny, I'm gonna hop

in the shower. I'm gonna use your shampoo.

No, don't do that.

It's only meant for blonde people.

This is just a ploy for me

to get in the shower with you.

And you know what?

It's not working.

[ Kenny ] No, it's gonna work.

Okay. All right. I'll do it.

[ Phone Beeping ]

Hi. Uh, Brent,

you may not remember me,

but, um, I'm actually

the birthday girl from last night.

[ Chuckling ]

I chased you out of my house.

Um, it was kind of

a weird birthday, huh? [ Stammers ]

I got was a pair of earrings from a former

friend who completely betrayed me...

Well, not that

you need to know that, but...

And a doormat

that was stolen from my neighbor.

It doesn't really matter.

But, um...

Sorry. I'm a little

out of it today.

You know, you actually

left your photographs here,

and I'm looking at them

right now,

and they're...

they're really good.

Um...

Brent, I think we should

do something together.

God, that sounds like

I want to sleep with you.

Look, I'm actually

opening up my own gallery,

and I would love to show

some of your stuff.

So, uh, if and when

you're properly medicated...

But give me a call.

This is Jennifer Parker,

by the way.

[ Phone Beeps ]

# [ Dance-pop Intro ]

[ Man ]

# This escapee was never gonna stay #

# On an unfamiliar building

on the rooftop where we lay #

# Where all the constellations

shine to pave the way #

# Temptation's not a word

until we've let it go astray #

# And I won't delete it #

[ Chorus ]

# He won't delete it #

# Wah-ha-ho #

# Light bulbs hover over you

all day #

# Oh, darkness can be difficult,

like needles in the hay #

# I need to flick the switch

and show you how to hide #

# And love is not the answer

if you're taking me for a ride #

# For a ride #

# This escapee

was never gonna stay #

# On an island way too typical

to be stuck in a daze #

# And now the competition's

over, come what may #

# Temptation's not a word

until we've let it go astray #

# And I won't delete it #

# He won't delete it #

# Wah-ha-ho #

# I'm escaping #

# You're escaping #

# I'm escaping #

# You're taking me for a ride #

# For a ride #

# I'm escaping #

# You're escaping #

# For a ride #

# I'm escaping #

# You're escaping #

# For a ride #

# I'm escaping #

# You're escaping #

# I'm escaping #

# You're escaping #

# [ Ends ]

# [ Mid-tempo Pop Intro ]

# [ Woman Vocalizing ]

# Go find my father #

# Tell him I don't give a f***

that he f***ed her #

# Tell him I cut that rug

like it's 1973 #

# He was free

all the good years #

# 'Fore there was me #

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