The Ladykillers Page #4
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I ONLY HOPE YOU'VE ENJOYED I AS MUCH AS I HAVE.
INDEED WE HAVE, MADAM,
THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
GOOD-BYE, MAJOR COURTNEY.
INDEED, I DO. OH, I'M SO SORRY.
GOOD-BYE, PROFESSOR MARCUS.
GOOD-BYE, GENTLEMEN.
GOOD-BYE.
TOOTLE-OO.
WHEN I WAS LISTENING TO YOUR PLAYING
OF THAT ANDANTE PASSAGE A WHILE AGO,
I THOUGHT IT THE MOST SENSITIVE
PLAYING I'D EVER HEARD.
OH, YES. YES, INDEED.
BYE-BYE, MISSUS, LUV.
BYE-BYE, MRS. WILBERFORCE.
AND EVERYTHING.
NOT AT ALL.
GOOD-BYE. GOOD-BYE.
WHAT IS THAT MORON PLAYING AT?
THANK YOU.
IT'S ALL RIGHT, MRS. WILBERFORCE.
EVERYTHING'S UNDER CONTROL. GOOD-BYE.
GOOD-BYE.
HEY, THAT'S MY MONEY.
GO ON. WAIT A MINUTE. STOP AND THINK.
WE HAVEN'T THE TIME. DRIVE
WHAT ARE WE:
I TELL YOU,
WE MUST DO SOMETHING. SHE KNOWS.
SHE SAW THE MONEY. SHE'LL TALK. AND MY
PICTURE'S ON FILE AND SO IS HARRY'S AND YOURS.
IF THEY TAKE HER DOWN TO THE GALLERY, SHE'LL
SHOP US. THEY'VE GOT OUR FINGERS AND THUMBS.
PROFESSOR MARCUS, I DON' QUITE KNOW HOW TO SAY THIS-
I SUPPOSE YOU'RE WONDERING ABOU THE MONEY IN MR. LAWSON'S CELLO CASE.
WHY, IT'S ONLY NATURAL
THAT YOU SHOULD.
I DON'T THINK WE TOLD YOU THAT MR. LAWSON
SOLD HIS BUTCHER SHOP IN HAMMERSMITH.
THAT'S RIGHT, I DID. YES,
YES. HE GOT THE CASH FOR IT...
'CAUSE THERE WASN' TIME TO, UH, WRITE A CHECK.
I STILL DON' QUITE UNDERSTAND.
YOU'RE WONDERING
ABOUT THE MUSIC.
YOU'RE WONDERING
HOW MR. LAWSON...
WITHOUT A CELLO.
YES, BUT-
YES, HE'S GOING
ON THIS TOUR,
AND NO CELLO.
A SNATCH?
- GOOD AFTERNOON, LOUISA.
- AFTERNOON, AMELIA.
HOW VERY, VERY NICE.
EXCUSE ME, WON'T YOU?
PROFESSOR MARCUS
- CONSTANCE, GOOD AFTERNOON. AND HYPATIA. HOW ARE YOU?
LET ME PRESEN THESE GENTLEMEN.
AMELIA, YOU'VE MET PROFESSOR
MARCUS AND THIS IS MAJOR COURTNEY.
HYPATIA, HAVE YOU
MET MAJOR COURTNEY?
LETTICE, OH, DEAR. OH,
LOUISA, I'M SO SORRY I'M LATE.
LADIES, LADIES.
LADIES, LADIES.
THERE'S BEEN A TERRIBLE ROBBERY
AT KING'S CROSS STATION...
AT 1:
00 THIS AFTERNOON.MAY I SEE THE LATEST TEST SCORE?
A ROBBERY?
AT KING'S CROSS STATION?
TERRIBLY EXCITING.
YES. THE PAPERS SAY THAT THE POLICE ARE NOT CERTAIN
THEY'RE NOT CERTAIN HOW THE MONEY
SIXTY THOUSAND POUNDS,
LADIES, LADIES, PLEASE.
DO YOU MIND?
YOU'LL STEP INTO THE SITTING ROOM FOR A
FEW MINUTES. I'LL BE WITH YOU IN A MOMENT,
BUT I'VE SOMETHING OF A VERY PRIVATE
NATURE TO SAY TO THESE GENTLEMEN.
CONSTANCE, I CAN'T HELP IT.
I'M VERY SORRY.
TO STEP INTO THE SITTING ROOM.
OH, BUT I WANT TO TALK TO MAJOR
COURTNEY. I CAN'T HELP IT, MY DEAR.
UH-UH.
LEAVE THAT HERE.
PROFESSOR MARCUS, I TAKE IT THERE'S NO
NEED FOR ME TO LOOK AT THE NEWSPAPER.
INDEED, I THOUGHT NOT.
I AM SHOCKED:
BY THIS REVELATION.
SHOCKED AND APPALLED.
ALL OF YOU-
WHERE'S MR. ROBINSON GONE? HE'LL, UH
OH. NOW, LOOK, MISSUS,
LOUISA, YOU'VE ONLY
LAID FIVE PLACES.
SURELY THESE GENTLEMEN
NO, I DON'T-
OH, NO. I'M SORRY,
WE CAN'T PRESS THEM, LETTICE,
HAVING OUR TEAS. COME, DEAR.
BY AND BY.
NOW, AMELIA,
IF YOU DON'T MIND.
THEY'LL ALL COME.
I ASSURE YOU.
YOU KNOW, AT THE BOTTOM OF THE
GARDEN THERE'S A MOST JOLLY LITTLE-
HYPATIA, DIDN'T YOU HEAR ME SAY
WE'LL JUST GO IN THE SITTING ROOM?
YES, GO IN. I'M SURE
LOUISA, I THINK
IT'S VERY UNFAIR.
WELL,
BUT PLEASE REMEMBER THIS, THESE ARE
SOME OF MY OLDEST AND CLOSEST FRIENDS.
THEY MUSTN'T GET THE SLIGHTES INKLING OF THIS DISGRACEFUL AFFAIR.
MOST EMBARRASSING POSITION.
EMBARRASSING AND HUMILIATING.
ALL RIGHT, MA'AM.
NO, PLEASE.
? SILVER THREADS
AMONG THE GOLD?
? BUT, MY DARLING, YOU WILL BE
? WILL BE?
GOOD-BYE, LADIES.
GOOD-BYE.
I THOUGHT THEY'D NEVER GO HOME.
MRS. WILBERFORCE, I DON' THINK YOU QUITE UNDERSTAND...
THE INTRICACIES OF THIS
PARTICULAR SITUATION.
MRS. WILBERFORCE.
YOU SEE, IN THIS CASE, IT WOULD
DO NO GOOD TO TAKE THE MONEY BACK.
STRANGE AS IT MAY SEEM TO YOU,
DON'T EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT.
BUT IT'S TRUE,
MRS. WILBERFORCE.
YOU SEE, THIS PARTICULAR
SHIPMENT OF MONEY WAS INSURED.
SO NOW THE INSURANCE COMPANY SIMPLY
PAYS TO THE FACTORY 60,000 POUNDS,
AND THEN, IN ORDER
IT PUTS ONE FARTHING ON ALL THE
PREMIUMS, ON ALL THE POLICIES...
YOU SEE?
ONE FARTHING'S WORTH,
MRS. WILBERFORCE.
YOU HADN'T THOUGH OF IT LIKE THAT, HAD YOU?
THOUGHT OF IT LIKE THAT EITHER.
SURELY IT ISN' AS SIMPLE AS ALL THAT.
IT WOULD SIMPLY:
THEY WOULDN'T EVEN TAKE IT BACK.
THAT'S PERFECTLY TRUE.
OH, BUT IT'S
QUITE RIDICULOUS.
BEFORE YOU SPEAK,
MRS. WILBERFORCE,
HAS IT OCCURRED:
WHY FIVE SUCH MEN AS OURSELVES
SHOULD HAVE BEEN DRIVEN TO THIS?
WHY WE SHOULD RISK APPREHENSION,
PUBLIC HUMILIATION, DISGRACE?
THERE IS NOT ONE AMONGST US...
WITH RESPONSIBILITIES TO OTHERS.
MAJOR, TELL HER.
NO, NO, I-
OH, PLEASE, CLAUDE. TELL HER.
WELL, IT'S JUST THA - WELL, AT THIS VERY MOMENT, MRS. WILBERFORCE,
A DEAR, SWEET, LITTLE OLD LADY-
NOT UNLIKE YOURSELF-
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