The Landlord Page #6
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- Year:
- 1970
- 112 min
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MOTHER, YOUR COMMITTEE
IS WAIVING COCKTAILS.
FALLING APART.
OH, MY GOD!
ELGAR, I'M SO GLAD
YOU CAME.
YEAH, HI, SUSU.
HOW ARE YOU?
THIS IS LANIE.
SUSAN.
DIVINE.
HELLO.
ELGAR, PETER'S HERE.
HE'S MARVELOUS,
AND HE'S DYING
TO SEE YOU.
ELGAR.
HEY, WILLIAM JR.
WE'RE LOOKING
FOR OSCAR.
HAVE YOU SEEN:
OSCAR?
THE ONE WHO:
CARRIES THE FLAG.
I DON'T KNOW AN OSCAR.
LISTEN, I WANT YOU
TO MEET--
ELGAR.
OH, YES.
SCOTCH AND SODA:
ON THE ROCKS.
YOU WANT SOMETHING?
ELGAR, IT'S PETER!
OH. DO A LITTLE
DANCE FOR US.
AND YOU'RE
SHIRLEY TEMPLE,
RIGHT?
YEAH,
I'M SHIRLEY TEMPLE.
ARE ENGAGED.
OH, CONGRATULATIONS.
PETER--
SUSAN.
SUSAN, STOP THA EXHIBITION.
[SUSAN]
ENJOY YOURSELVES.
DAD. DAD!
DAD?
HUH?
I WANT YOU:
TO MEET LANIE.
HOW DO YOU DO?
ISN'T THAT A GREA COSTUME HE'S GOT ON?
THANK YOU.
UH, YOURS, TOO.
WELL, BEFORE YOU
GET TOO DRUNK,
TO YOU.
IF YOU'LL
EXCUSE US, DEAR.
CERTAINLY.
WE'LL FIND A PLACE
WITH LESS NOISE.
DAD, WAIT A SECOND.
IT'S ALL RIGHT.
NO, NO, COME ON--
I TOOK A DRIVE:
AND UPON INVESTIGATING
YOUR RENT RECORDS--
RECORDS--
I DISCOVERED:
THAT YOU, UH...
GET NO REN FROM THOSE HOODLUMS.
YEAH, DAD. I, UH--
THERE'S ONE SUBLE THAT GOES UNDER
THE DUBIOUS TITLE
OF THE CUMBERSONS
WHO HASN'T PAID REN IN OVER A YEAR.
THEY'RE AN ELDERLY
COUPLE.
THEY HAVE NO FUNDS,
NO RELATIONS--
SON, I THINK YOU
TO ASK THEM:
FOR THE RENT.
THEY'RE TOO OLD
AND SICK TO EVEN
COME OUTSIDE, DAD.
IS THAT SO?
YEAH.
ARE YOU SURE:
I MEAN, IN CASE
YOU ASK THEM:
FOR SOME OF:
THAT BACK RENT,
MAYBE TWO MONTHS' WORTH,
THAT THEY MIGHT NOT RIO AND BURN THAT ROACH TRAP
DOWN?
ALL RIGHT, DAD.
LET'S SEE
HOW HEARTLESS:
YOU'RE SO TOUGH,
RIGHT?
YOU LISTEN:
TO THAT OLD MAN'S
POOR, PATHETIC VOICE
AND DEMAND MONEY
FROM HIM.
A CIVILIZED CONVERSATION
ABOUT THE ISSUES
OF THIS DISGUSTING
BUSINESS VENTURE.
LAW AND ORDER.
NOW SIT DOWN.
GENERAL, UH...
W-WHATEVER THE HELL
YOUR NAME IS:
AND EVERYTHING.
MARGE? WILL YOU TRY
AND GET MR. CUMBERSON
TO THE PHONE, PLEASE?
I'M--
WHAT?
OH, NO, NO!
ARE THEY DEAD?
OH, HOLY SH*T.
UH...
YEAH.
SON OF A--
HEY, MAN...
FOR YOUR TROUBLES.
MARGE?
HI, SUGAR.
WHAT HAPPENED:
TO, UH, THE...
WELL, I--I THINK
THE CUMBERSONS:
GOT A NEW LEASE:
ON LIFE:
OR SOMETHING,
AND THEY'RE GONE. THEY--
THE RADIATORS.
WHERE ARE THE RADIATORS?
YOU DIDN'T WAN THOSE OLD RADIATORS
ANYHOW.
PLENTY OF RADIATORS.
OH, BEAUTIFUL.
THAT--THAT--
W-WHY NOT?
WHY NOT TAKE:
THE STOVE?
PLACE LOOKS LIKE
A DAMN TOMB.
I JUST CAME OU THE CAN...AGAIN.
I BEEN FIGHTING:
IN THE STREETS:
SINCE I WAS 7.
SMELLED PAINT.
HE'S FIXING
HIS PLACE.
HE'S FIXING
HIS PLACE:
IN A PLACE:
WHERE THERE'S
POOR PEOPLE:
SITTING OUT HERE
IN THE STREET.
[CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS]
TA-DA!
HI.
UH-UH! NO, NO, NO!
STAY THERE. STAY THERE.
LISTEN, HONEY,
LET ME TURN THIS
DOWN A SMIDGEN.
YEAH. COME ON,
THAT?
OH, YEAH!
THAT'S WILD.
RECOGNIZE ANYBODY?
IT'S LITTLE,
BUT KIND OF SPECIAL.
OH, GEE, HON,
I CAN'T GET OVER EVERYTHING.
I REALLY CAN'T.
IT'S LIKE
I TOLD YOU--
A LITTLE PAIN AND SOME CURTAINS
AND...
WELL...
A FEW THOUSAND:
DOLLARS.
A REAL NICE PLACE.
HEY, YOU DIDN'T EVEN
OPEN UP MY GIFT.
IT'S AN EGG!
THAT'S RIGHT.
UH...COULD
YOU TELL ME:
WHERE I MIGH FIND MR. ENDERS?
THE LANDLORD LIVES
IN THE BASEMENT,
LADY.
HI, MOTHER.
HOW ARE YOU?
COME ON IN.
ELGAR, I WANT THIS
ENTIRE POVERTY PROGRAM
THAT YOU'RE ON DROPPED.
UH, MOTHER, YOU--
NO, NO. I WANT YOU
OUT OF HERE:
WITHIN THE WEEK.
MOTHER, YOU WILL
AND ANOTHER THING--
TELL THAT MARGE:
UPSTAIRS:
PLATE BACK.
WHAT CHARGER PLATE?
DON'T YOU
CHARGER PLATE ME.
THAT'S MY DRAPERY
MATERIAL!
SHE'S OUTFITTED
THE ENTIRE:
PLANTATION.
MOTHER,
DON'T CALL THIS
A PLANTATION.
YOU DUMB CLUCK.
WHAT?
YOU REALLY AREN' CONCERNED, ARE YOU,
THAT YOU WALKED:
BOLDLY:
INTO THE:
SPINAL MENINGITIS
SUMMER FESTIVAL BALL
AT WHICH I BEGGED
YOU--
IN A COSTUME:
OF A DEAD:
AMERICAN HERO!
AS SHIRLEY TEMPLE.
SUSU DID NOT COME
AS SHIRLEY TEMPLE.
SHE CAME AS:
LITTLE EVA!
ALL RIGHT.
ARGUE WITH YOU.
ARGUE WITH YOU.
LOOK AT YOU.
LOOK AT YOU.
WHY DON'T YOU
CUT YOUR HAIR?
ELGAR, YOU LOOK
LIKE A FLOOZY.
I'M GOING TO
REALLY LOSE:
MY TEMPER,
AND I'M GOING TO
THROW YOUR ASS:
OUT OF HERE.
O.K.,
WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH YOU NOW?
NOTHING.
GO RIGHT ON:
MMM.
JOYCE, IF YOUR HEAR DOESN'T ATTACK YOU
IN A FEW MINUTES,
I WILL.
ATTACK ME?
WHAT--DO YOU MEAN--
DO YOU MEAN:
SEXUALLY, YOU PERVERT?
I'M YOUR MOTHER!
O.K., LADY, GO ON.
OUT! GET OUT!
TO YOU?
TO ME?
I'LL TELL YOU WHA THEY'VE DONE TO ME,
MOTHER.
YOU'VE ALREADY NOTICED,
I'M 29 YEARS OLD,
AND I HAVE RUN AWAY
FROM HOME.
DOESN'T THA STRIKE YOU AS BEING
JUST A LITTLE SICK?
YOU--YOU--
ELGAR WINTHROP:
JULIUS ENDERS,
YOU NO LONGER:
HAVE A MOTHER.
THANKS.
DO YOU THINK:
THE LADY:
COULD EXCUSE US:
FOR A MINUTE,
LANDLORD?
WHAT FOR?
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
EXCEDRIN HEADACHE
NUMBER ONE.
LAY YOUR KINKY,
WOOLLY HEAD:
ON YOUR MAMMY'S BREAST
AAH!
COPEE?
COPEE,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
TRYING TO FILL OU THIS APPLICATION,
GO DOWNTOWN:
COPEE,
WHAT?
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
WHAT'S THE MATTER,
BABY?
HA HA HA HA.
COPEE, I'M PREGNANT.
YOU'RE WHAT?
I'M PREGNANT.
I TOLD YOU:
LIKE THAT.
IN HOW MANY MONTHS?
HOW MANY MONTHS, BABY?
HMM?
HOW MANY MONTHS:
PREGNANT ARE YOU?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN
HONEY.
THAT SOMEBODY ELSE
HAS BEEN SLEEPING
IN MY BED:
WHILE I'M GONE?
I'LL BE GODDAMNED!
WHAT DO YOU WAN TO DO THAT FOR?
WHO WAS IT?
FANNY?
ANSWER ME!
WHOSE BABY IS IT?
WHOSE BABY IS IT?
[MUFFLED YELLING]
COPEE!
COPEE!
AAH!
COPEE, DON'T!
YOU LITTLE B*TCH!
NO! MAMA! MAMA!
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