The Last Dragon Page #4

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...and then, of course, to find them again.

You thirsty?

From the clock's chime to the cock's crow

is but an instant.

I must go.

Excuse me.

I'm sorry.

Cock's crow?

"Suki yaki hot saki Sue

"Suki yaki hot saki Sue

"You saki to me, I saki to you

"Suki yaki hot saki Sue

You saki to me, I saki to you

"Hot like saki wine

Here she stands

"Smooth and fine, looking good

"And she knows what she's after

"Watch out for that hook!

"She baits the line

and starts to move in closer

"He takes a step away

"Watch the hook

She's never missed her target

"Now she can say

"With your bad self, I saki to you!

"And I can say, good times

"You saki to me, I saki to you

"Suki yaki hot saki Sue"

All right!

What you lookin' for?

What you lookin' for?

I am looking for the Master.

Ain't no masters here, dude.

Ain't no slaves either!

Is this not his fortune cookie factory?

The Master, he doin' his wisdom thing.

I seek only wisdom of the Master.

You want wisdom, you buy fortune cookie.

- Take a hike, cool breeze.

- Yeah, baby.

Please, I must see the Master.

- It is very important to me.

- Look here, chump.

The Master don't see nobody,

especially no jive coolies!

Yeah, he don't see no one

who don't know how to get down, baby!

- You dig, bro? You too square, man!

- Square, dude!

Let me say it so he can understand it, Jim.

You go now! Chop-chop!

Haulee ass outta this place!

Am I sayin' it right, my man?

Like, hasta la pasta, you know?

- Buenas noches.

- Auf Wiedersehen, baby.

- Hasta lumbago!

- Sayonara!

- Catch you on the flip-flop!

- Sayonara!

I was told I could find Leroy Green here.

I was told I could find Leroy Green here.

I'm Leroy Green.

Who are you?

Who am I?

Sho'nuff!

I am the Shogun of Harlem...

...and the Leroy Green I'm lookin' for...

...is a little punk that thinks

he's a kung fu master.

You mean Junior?

Yeah.

"Junior."

Where is he?

Don't know.

I'm not sure I'd tell you if I did!

- Not sure you'd tell me if you did?

- Wait a minute!

- Leave him alone!

- Please, Momma, wait a minute!

Wait a minute, please. I'll take care of it.

Well, how about I leave him

a little message, then?

Tell him when I found out he wasn't here...

...I was all broken up!

My God, my table! What are you doing?

Crunch, Beast, Cyclone!

- Do it!

- With pleasure.

- No!

- Call the police fast!

- Please, don't do that!

- You stop it!

Please, come on!

Stop!

No, don't break the table!

I'm gonna kill you, fool!

Take it easy, honey!

What, are you crazy? He's the Beast!

- She only hit you with dough!

- You gonna die!

All right, enough is enough!

You all better chill out.

- Richie, you stay out of this!

- You better chill out, man!

I said chill out!

All right, take it easy!

Who plays this garbage?

Shut up, b*tch!

That's not even mine!

I don't own that!

Tell that chicken-hearted son of yours

to name the place.

'Cause now he's got to fight me.

Yeah.

Can I kick?

Come on. I got you.

Look at him!

Oh, boy. Sit down.

You all right, Rich?

You all right now? Look at this!

What happened?

Sho'nuff happened, that's what!

It's all 'cause of you!

Everyone knows you're scared of him.

You kissed his shoes and everything.

What good is that kung fu jive

if you can't even use it?

Coward!

Why don't you go someplace

and meditate on that?

Coward!

Chinese GoJu is my secret!

May God help me

if I ever have to use my art!

Love is our law!

Truth is our worship!

Form is our manifestation!

Conscience is our guide!

Peace is our shelter.

Peace is my shelter.

Peace is...

Hello?

Hey!

I don't mean to bother you but...

...maybe I should just come back

another time, huh?

Listen, if this is a bad time,

you know, I can just...

You know, the strangest things

keep happening to me.

I mean, I seem to be attracting

the craziest people.

So, I thought that maybe

it would be a great idea...

...if I got myself a bodyguard, you know?

Like, someone to guard my body.

Anyway, you seem to be the best qualified.

I mean...

...a girl could do worse

than to have her own...

...real, live kung fu master.

I am no master.

You sure look like a master to me.

How about it?

How about what?

Bodyguard.

- Hello?

- Bodyguard?

I want you to be my bodyguard.

Have you listened to a thing I've said?

There is much I must do.

I am sorry. I cannot.

Leroy!

Excuse me!

- That's okay.

- Say...

...you're Laura Charles!

Forget it. I will go. Don't...

- That's okay.

- I don't want to bother you.

It's okay, I was just leaving.

Leaving?

Please, just give it some thought, okay?

Wow! Laura Charles!

Just let me know if you change your mind.

I said I cannot help you.

He can't help you?

Of course he can help you!

Look at that, he's just hot!

He's sick. The boy's...

All that yoga.

Hi, my name is Johnny Yu.

It's a pleasure to meet you.

Hi, Johnny, it's nice to meet you.

She said it was nice to meet me!

Laura Charles said it was nice to meet me!

She said it was nice!

She...

Yeah.

This is your rsum?

I like the cropping on that picture.

You did "the incinerator murder"?

Yeah, I trashed the little lady.

Double?

Why do you think you should get double...

...what everybody else is getting, huh?

Beautiful!

Save it!

Give that man anything he wants!

Give him a bone.

Make sure you take out for the table, huh?

"You look at me like a new pickup

"You tell the barman, 'Fill her up'

"You try to steer me out the door

"But I know what you're cruising for

"You want a test drive

"You want a free ride down

"Lovers' Lane tonight"

All right, that's enough!

- Looks terrific, sweetheart.

- Yeah?

Just needs a couple more steps, okay?

And you girls looked great, too.

Listen, why don't you take a break

and get outta those clothes?

Here are some quarters.

Go have a good time. I'll talk to you, girls.

- Go, go!

- 'Bye, girls!

- 'Bye, baby.

- Ciao, Angie, baby.

- 'Bye, baby.

- Ciao, Angie, baby.

You know, to tell you the truth,

Eddie, I'm really getting tired of all this.

I mean that deejay lady,

she's never gonna play our stuff, anyway.

She'll see the light...

...as soon as I get that Leroy character

out of the way.

What do you mean "out of the way"?

Sweetheart, you should see the talent

I got lined up out there.

If this deejay broad don't wise up,

she's gonna be dessert.

It's all for you, sweetheart.

All to make you a star.

Now what do you think of your lover-boy?

All for me?

All for you, sweetheart.

Well, I mean, if it's really all for me...

I don't want you to kill anybody.

Are you out of your mind?

Nobody does what he did to me and lives!

Nobody!

You know what I've been thinking, Eddie?

I've been thinking that maybe you're trying

to use me to get what you want.

I mean, just like you tried to use Rock.

Yeah, you were gonna make him

this big heavyweight champion.

Sure, until he lost a fight.

All this glamour and stardom...

...it's all for you, isn't it, Eddie?

You know, Angie...

...a lot of girls out there

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