The Last Horror Movie Page #2
- R
- Year:
- 2003
- 80 min
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To tell you the truth,
I actually felt sorry for him.
I just wanted
to ask him that question.
I want to ask
a lot of people that question.
I mean,
you see people all the time...
going around,
looking totally miserable.
And you wonder
why they go on.
It's like
relationships.
Well,
a lot of them.
You've got 2 people
who can't stand each other...
or at least who are
totally bored with each other...
which is probably worse...
and they just
cling on.
Like parasites.
I think a lot of people
don't want to accept that...
which is understandable,
but they ought to.
Are you waiting
for your mummy?
Yeah.
Well, she told me
to come and pick you up.
Do you want to be
a part of our film as well?
Ok.
Yeah?
Want me to carry your bag?
No, I'm fine.
You ok?
Want to hold my hand?
I've got my car
just down here.
There you are.
Where have you been?
He wanted ice cream.
Brilliant.
Now he won't want his tea.
Hey, Nico!
You're still doing
that wedding stuff, then?
Yes.
When are you
gonna get a real job?
Do you want to explain to me
what you mean by a real job?
I don't know.
Something
with a future, at least.
Oh, yes,
a future.
I've always wanted
one of those.
Can't you
take anything seriously?
My older sister Sam is,
as you can see,
concerned
I'm wasting my life.
Whatever.
Do what you want.
I am doing
what I want.
Are you doing
what you want?
What?
Well, all this.
The house,
the husband, the kids.
Is it really
satisfying?
I'm not
gonna have this discussion...
for the benefit
of your film, Max.
Go on.
You staying to dinner
or what?
I think
we should eat Nico.
You have to smash out the meat
fairly brutally...
to make it
nice and tender.
Oh, don't worry...
it's just
a little wood pigeon...
I'm preparing
for a friend of mine.
Just add a little stock.
Now a little bit
of wine.
You just want
to come a little closer?
Now we'll just
let that cook for a bit.
And then
we'll add some cream later.
Max!
That looks
absolutely delicious.
Tuck in.
Well, isn't your friend
going to join us?
He's not my friend.
He's my assistant.
And he's here
to help me make my film.
Have some potatoes.
What are you planning
to do with this film?
Oh, probably nothing.
It's just
a personal project.
What's the point?
Well,
that is the point.
Only you could
be mad enough...
to have someone constantly
following you around...
with a camera.
Thanks.
Great.
Bye, Petra.
Bye.
Petra's
one of my oldest friends.
We actually had a bit of a thing
with each other a few years ago.
Now we're just mates.
I think it's a good thing
we're not going out...
with each other
anymore.
We'd probably
kill each other.
Oh, here,
do you want some of this?
That was good work.
Well done.
Do you want
to give me a hand here?
But I'm filming.
Just put the camera down
and give me a hand.
Come on!
I wonder how long it'll take
before they find that one?
Come on.
Come on, get the camera.
Let's go.
Generally,
I try to mix things up a bit.
Victims, weapons, methods,
locations, circumstances.
Also, if you take
some money and stuff...
they think
the motive is robbery.
Now, obviously,
this means...
you have to keep
using your imagination...
but it also means that they
can't build up a profile.
I mean,
as far as I know...
they haven't even connected up
any of mine...
and I've done
at least 50 so far.
The problem is,
you don't get a lot of coverage.
You don't get
to really make a statement.
And that's why
I've decided to make this film.
I suppose you'll be thinking
I've exposed myself...
but don't worry.
I've thought of a solution
to that, too.
You may now kiss
the bride.
I can't believe
you did it, mate.
You wanker.
Give us another one of them,
will you?
How you feeling?
Mad.
Are you happy
to be married?
Yeah, I suppose.
You suppose?
I don't know.
Only did it
to shut her up.
Ritchie!
All right.
Duty calls.
I'm trying to make this film
not just about me...
but about life
in general.
I mean, you could look at me
and say I'm a predator.
And then
the question is...
what makes some people
the lions...
and others
the wildebeest?
Who decides that?
When are you gonna
do one?
Don't know.
You still want to,
don't you?
Aye.
It's important
that you participate fully...
in this project.
We discussed this,
didn't we?
Aye.
You don't want to stay
a wildebeest, do you?
Do you?
No.
Good.
Yes?
Hello.
What's all this?
He's making a film
with me.
Film?
Yes.
Oh.
Tea for you,
young man?
Please.
Milk?
Please.
Sugar?
One, please.
So, how are you?
How am I?
What's to tell?
Nothing to tell.
I'm fine.
Is your tea
all right?
Oh, it's fine,
thank you, Grandma.
And yours?
Fine.
So, when did
I last see you?
Let me see, now.
You never come around
to see your grandma.
What are you up to
these days?
I'm still doing
my filming.
Making any money
at it?
I get by.
Still doing...
what is it, the weddings?
That's right.
Your father
was exactly the same.
He never could
settle to anything.
Do you think it's
a family trait, Grandma?
Family trait?
I don't know.
Didn't come from my side
of the family.
That's for sure.
What the...
What the f***
are you doing out there?
Get in here.
Brilliant.
You almost missed
everything.
Now, go down
and get a good shot of her.
I'm not going to say anything
flippant or ironic to you.
I know
you won't understand...
but I'm gonna explain a couple
of things to you, anyway.
You see that there?
We're making a film
of this.
We're trying to do something
that hasn't been done before.
Well, I've never heard of it
being done before.
We're trying to make
an intelligent movie...
about murder...
while actually
doing the murders.
Now, I know
that doesn't help you...
and it doesn't justify
what I've done...
but at least
it's interesting.
You see, that's the point,
isn't it?
See?
To try to do something
interesting.
The problem is...
it looks like you can't do
anything interesting...
unless you give people
a shock...
and you can't give people
a shock...
unless you do something
really horrible.
No, wait, wait, wait.
I haven't finished.
I was hoping to get some sort of
a reaction from her.
I mean, that would be something,
wouldn't it?
To get someone to see
the point of this...
while actually being
part of it, too.
Oh, now you really hate me,
don't you?
Well, that's fine.
But before you condemn me...
you ought to be able to answer
one question.
How much is a single human life
really worth...
compared to doing something that
hasn't been done before?
Everything?
Well, let's put it
this way.
If you sold your TV...
and gave the money
to some aid organization...
some child in Africa would live
a little longer, wouldn't they?
But you're not going to sell
your TV, are you?
So human life isn't quite worth
everything, is it?
I mean, it's not worth as much
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