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The Last Time Page #2
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- 2006
- 96 min
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Listen, don't make me | drag you down there myself.
Promise? Okay.
No. I'm sure she's a nice girl.
No, I gotta go. I got work to do.
Yeah. No.
No. Yeah.
Tell Marco I said hi.
Okay. I love you, too.
It'll give you a chance to see the house. | Come on, you'll love it.
Can you do me a favor?
If it's possible, | can you just not say anything
about the remote possibility | of me getting fired
if I don't get a sale this quarter?
You know, | I don't want Belisa to get worried.
So I guess Le Bernardin is out?
I'm still gonna beat you, you know.
It's just gonna take me a little longer | than I planned.
This is a nice surprise.
Yeah, you are, too.
I just dropped by
because I'm looking for that address | for this afternoon's appointment.
Check next to the stuffed panda | on the dresser.
Okay. Okay.
I'm sorry. Ted, this is my fiance, Belisa.
Belisa, this is Ted.
- Hey. | - Hi.
She's been dying to meet you. | I'll be right back.
He can be a little forgetful at times.
Yeah, I know.
Could you hand me | that hunting knife, please?
Yeah.
- There you go. | - Thanks.
Still waiting for him | to bag his first elephant.
- I can't find it! | - Check in the den!
I did.
This f***ing thing.
I'm sorry.
That's okay. Don't worry about it.
Do you want something to drink?
What have you got?
Nothing.
- Nothing? | - Nothing.
I figured you'd say no | so I just took a chance,
but it didn't really work out.
but he invited the entire neighborhood | over for a barbecue this Saturday.
He didn't say anything.
Don't bother asking. | Ted doesn't do barbecues.
Thanks. Found it.
Well, it would be really nice. | At least I would know someone.
I'll give it some thought.
No, really. | You could be my badminton partner.
Yeah. I'm gonna wait in the car.
- All right. | - Here you go.
- It was really nice meeting you. | - Thanks.
- I'm gonna wait outside. | - Okay. See you in a bit.
- Nice to meet you. | - Thanks. I was looking everywhere for this.
Hey, isn't Belisa great?
Great.
The house needs a little work. The | gardener could use a kick in the pants.
Yeah, great. Everything is great.
- You mean it? | - No.
You're kidding, right?
A house, f***ing mortgage, | neighbors and that bullshit.
- You didn't like Belisa? | - Belisa's great. No, she's great.
She may even stick around for a little while,
but eventually | she's going to break your heart.
She'll leave your rotting | soul gasping for air
while her new boyfriend sodomizes you | right out of her memory.
What? What the hell are you talking about?
You know what? I'll never understand | why people think their pathetic lives
are somehow going to get better | just 'cause they get f***ing married.
Why they get divorced, that I get. | That's easy.
I don't want to hear any more of this.
- Listen, first of all, sunshine... | - Don't call me sunshine.
There's no limit to the problems | a woman is going to bring to your life.
Dante didn't scratch the surface. | It is f***ing endless. Infinite.
It goes on and on and on.
You know, | maybe you just need to fall in love.
Love? What kind of love | are you talking about?
Are you talking about real love? | Are you talking about true love?
Are you talking about this suburban | bullshit fantasy we've been milk fed
so we don't slit each other's throats?
- Maybe you just need to get laid. | - Really? I get a piece of ass anytime I want.
- I could even f*** you with a little effort. | - That's not funny, okay. Don't even go there.
Excuse me? | Can you tell me where Route 304 is please?
Blow me.
Well, does anyone know why he's so angry?
- He was probably beaten as a child. | - How I hope.
Why do they put up with him?
Because that son of a b*tch is responsible | for 70/ of this division's sales.
I'll get him to lighten up.
Ted and I went on a sales call together.
He told the client to shove his cock | in my mouth if he wants me to shut up.
So, either one of you new guys | broken your sales cherry?
Yeah?
I got nothing.
Ted says that they fire you if you don't | get a sale before the quarter is over.
Yeah, plus they burn down your house | and rape your wife.
Oh, yeah.
So, Mr. Funny Guy, did you screw up | your first round of interviews, huh?
- What interviews? | - For a management position.
- Yeah, top man in each sales office. | - Good morning, gentlemen.
- Misty. | - Top man?
Well, why don't they just give it to Ted?
Ted? Ted would never volunteer, | and I am next on the totem pole.
Barely.
We interview here at the home office. | Chicago's got the opening.
F***ing lucky prick.
It's not luck, sweetheart.
Sh*t.
- Ted. | - Morning, Ted.
Hey, Ted. How's it going?
You gonna join the team this year?
So, as you can see, these products | not only address your current needs,
but all of your future requirements
in each and every one of your 20 | facilities on the Eastern Seaboard.
And when it comes to installation, | we can have them up and running in what,
five to 10 business days.
Well, thank you. I think we've heard enough.
- Lf you please, just let me finish, then I can... | - You are finished.
- You promised me five minutes. | - I said your time is up.
If you'll just give me a moment to explain | to you how our company can help you...
I've been doing this for 27 years.
There's nothing you can tell me | that I don't already know.
Sir, I really need this sale. I do.
I plan on starting a family. | I'm gonna get married.
I've got a family, too.
- Reynolds here has two of them. | - Three.
Good day, gentlemen. We don't validate.
"I'm starting a family"?
"I'm starting a family. "
I got flustered.
- Tick. Tick. Tick. Tick. Tick. Tick. | - What the hell are you doing?
That's the time ticking away on this | quarter, and you haven't made one sale.
Where the f*** | did you find this company, anyway?
- Do you know you could've helped me? | - I'm not your f***ing wet nurse.
Why don't you draw on all that experience | you allegedly have?
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
That means, I don't think | you're half the salesman you claim to be.
You know what, Ted? | I'm gonna beat you this quarter.
All right.
- Okay? | - Yeah.
And the only reason why is just | to get you to shut your f***ing mouth.
- Can I help you, sir? | - No, thanks. I'm just looking.
- Oh, hi. | - Hey.
What are you doing here?
I'm supposed to be meeting Jaime | around the corner for lunch,
but his review is running late.
So, is this where | you spend your lunch hour?
No, I eat at a caf down the street,
but I had some extra time | so I thought I'd waste it in here.
Well, it's a nice place.
Yeah. Yeah, it's really nice. | They have a great collection.
So, Jaime tells me you're | the number one salesman in the company.
I'm not too surprised. | I met a few of the other guys.
- I'm not so sure that's a compliment. | - It is.
So, what's your secret?
Maybe Jaime can pick up on it.
As long as he's young, all you | gotta do is ignore your conscience.
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