The Last Time Page #5
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- 2006
- 96 min
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- Please, don't fire me. | - Nobody is firing anybody!
- All right. Don't fire me. | - Calm down.
- I'm not firing you. Easy. | - Please.
Okay, okay.
Hey, I got something that is gonna make | you feel a whole lot better, all right?
What?
Now, I'm not even supposed to be | talking about this.
But this little baby is gonna make | our jobs a hell of a lot easier.
- Is that what I think it is? | - Yes.
And I want you around | when we launch that puppy.
- Okay. All right. | - Okay?
- So remember. | - Yeah?
When you're faced with a difficult task, | you act like you cannot fail.
- Okay? | - Yeah.
When you're going out after Moby Dick, | you take along the tarter sauce.
- Right? | - Yeah.
- You got it? Good. | - Got it.
They can show up with... | What are they called? Like, little bags
and little yoga mats.
You know what? This is where | Eugene O'Neill used to come and write.
- Really? | - Yep.
In fact, they said he finished | the Long Day's Journey into Night here.
Oh, shoot.
F***.
- It's the office. I gotta take this. | - No, you don't.
- Yeah, I do. | - No, you don't.
Okay, you're right. You're right.
A salesman is not a salesman | when he's not selling.
Did you get him?
I'm serious. That means something.
- Why'd you say eww? | - 'Cause I didn't want to look at that.
- I told you this was more fun than working. | - Oh, man.
The way my sales are going, | I'm going to avoid the office at all cost.
I'm sure a bit of that is my fault.
I'm a big boy. I can make my own decisions.
- I know. Yeah. | - Yeah.
This was one of my favorite books | in college.
Really?
- You did? | - Yeah.
God, I haven't read this in years.
So do you think we pay for our sins now, | or later, like Dorian?
Actually, I think the real issue is | whether or not we recognize the damage
our sins are doing to our souls | before it's too late,
if you want to know the truth.
I'm not sure I agree | with that interpretation, Professor.
Really? | Then you would have failed my class.
You'd hit me with a ruler?
If that's what you needed.
You ever think about going back?
It's not that easy.
Why not?
Because, you know... | Because to, you know...
To teach, I mean, to truly inspire,
you have to pour your soul out to a student.
You have to water each one like it's | the last surviving plant in the garden.
All teachers should be like that.
What happens if you run out of water?
I understand that it's tough out there.
And that is why you have to | forget about the business outlook
and you have to be | on the outlook for business.
We are not meeting our self-imposed,
and I might add, mutually agreed | upon goals for this quarter.
What the f*** is he talking about?
And our time is ticking away.
Tick, tick, tick, tick.
Tick, tick, tick, tick. Tick.
Tick, tick, tick, tick. Tick.
Motherf***er!
I know what you're thinking. | You don't want to do it.
I don't? 'Cause he's been acting | like a f***ing lunatic.
You know, I hate to see anybody struggle,
but sometimes | there is no success like failure.
Besides, the way things are going | around here,
I'm gonna have to let somebody go | pretty soon.
Look, John, | you're the guy who hired Jaime. Right?
Yeah.
Okay, well, this company laid out | a great deal of cash to uproot him.
They've got moving costs, | you gotta find him a house,
you gotta give him a signing bonus,
all the bullshit that goes along | with moving someone here.
Now, personally, I don't give a f*** one | way or another whether you fire him or not,
but four guys in six months,
that's a lot of red ink to cover up.
You think | I should give him another chance, huh?
You can send him on one of those weekend | focus groups. It helped him last time.
Hey, John, what's going on?
You guys are making our lives | in Accounts Receivable a little too easy.
We're so bored, I had to take up smoking.
Yeah, the quarter's not over yet.
F***ing b*tch.
F*** her. She's just a glorified bookkeeper.
Hey, I've got some really big clients | coming to this conference tomorrow.
- Send Jaime along as a backup. | - Really?
Well, you need the sales, plus it will | keep these pricks here and there at bay.
It's what you want.
Okay, I'll give him one week.
- Two weeks. | - Two weeks.
Listen, this could be the perfect place | to put you back on track.
I've met some of my biggest clients here. | Hey, Chuck.
I haven't met any clients | anywhere, anyplace, anytime, anyhow.
Look, you're in a slump. | You snap out of those things.
You sure as hell don't want to | lose this job and move back to Ohio.
I don't know, | maybe it's the best thing for us to do.
Would you gentlemen like to come over | and look at our new boiler system?
Sure, if you can tell me if it's a system | of interlocking polycarbonate lining
or if it's | the tubular magnesium dioxide variety.
I'm not exactly sure.
- Give her a break. | - She's a slut.
In an economy where fly-by-night | dot-com companies come and go,
we represent one of the many industries | that actually makes something.
You can grab hold of what we do.
We are the foundation for America.
"Go with Guardia. " | These guys are f***ing everywhere.
You're right. There's Leguzza.
Oh, my God.
That Pillsbury Doughboy is the legend | everyone's been talking about?
Don't let appearances fool you.
That merciless son of a b*tch has ridden | roughshod over this industry for decades.
He used to screw his competitors' | secretaries just to get information.
- Do you know this guy? | - Yeah.
He tried to buy me off a couple years ago
'cause I was signing away | some of his clients.
Yeah, I can't wait to see the look | on his big fat face next year
when all anybody's talking about is the DLX.
Technology, like all the other industries, | will shape our future. Now we at Guardia...
You know what, Ted? | You're absolutely right.
I don't want to go back to Ohio a failure.
- I gotta get my sh*t together. | - Good, good.
Then start changing right now,
'cause this guy coming up here | is one of my biggest clients, okay?
Lmprint Industries. He's a good guy.
- Hey! | - Ted.
- How are you there? Good to see you. | - Fine. I was hoping I'd get to see you here.
Well, yeah. | This is my new partner, Jaime Bashant.
- Hi, how do you do? | - My pleasure.
Come on.
It was like three years ago they used | to hold these things in motel lobbies.
- That's right. | - Yeah.
It was in the...
A long time...
Forget it.
Yeah, sure have come a long way.
- Oh, yeah, you bet. | - Yeah, we really have.
Speaking of long way,
I'll bet you that old system | you have up there in White Plains
is about ready to give up the ghost.
Well, you might be right, but I'm not sure | we need to replace the entire system.
Well, Toby, I think you should reconsider.
Hey, we're not buying any of this horseshit | that you're doling out, you cocksucker.
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