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The Late Shift Page #4
- R
- Year:
- 1996
- 95 min
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COME ON, BETTY,
STAY TUNED, EVERYBODY.
STAY TUNED. THANKS, BYE.
MR. LENO?
YEAH.
THERE'S A PHONE CALL
FOR YOU, SIR.
THE COURTESY PHONE.
ALL RIGHT.
EXCUSE ME,
JOHNNY ANNOUNCED
HE WAS QUITTIN' TODAY.
LONG AFTER YOU'D GONE.
He just dumped it on them.
He said he was doing the show
one more year and then out.
ANNOUNCEMENT ABOUT US?
NOTHIN'.
TRYING TO PULL UP THEIR PANTS.
BUT, YOU KNOW, IT'LL COME,
WE GOT IT, JAY.
ONE MORE YEAR.
MEMORIAL DAY.
GETTIN' MY BREATH.
I HEAR WHA MY MOTHER ALWAYS SAID:
"BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR,
SO WHAT?
I MEAN,
IT'S STILL A SECRET, RIGHT?
WE CAN'T SAY
ANYTHING ABOUT IT?
We've waited this long.
What difference does
another day or two make?
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, I GUESS,
THEY PROBABLY WAN TO TELL DAVE FIRST, YOU KNOW.
YOU'RE SUCH
WORRYIN' ABOU YOUR OLD FRIEND, DAVE?
YOU WANNA KNOW:
THE REAL DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOU AND LETTERMAN?
YOU HAD ME. ENOUGH.
HAVE A GOOD TIME.
( sighing )
Yes, Sparky!
( laughing )
( growling )
Oh, yes, good boy.
All right, we're gonna be
right back with a commercial.
Paul, get us out.
( audience applauding )
IS JOHNNY HERE?
YES, HE'S HERE
AND HE'S READY.
YOU'RE NOT GONNA
TO BELIEVE THIS. WHAT?
JOHNNY ANNOUNCED
HIS RETIREMEN AT THE AFFILIATES MEETING
IN CARNEGIE HALL.
HE ANNOUNCES?
WHEN? WHEN'S HE
GONNA RETIRE?
ONE MORE YEAR:
HOLY SH*T.
NO. NO.
NO ANNOUNCEMEN FROM N.B.C.
OK, 20 SECONDS.
CAN YOU F***ING
BELIEVE THIS?
ISN'T THIS AMAZING?
( coordinator )
5, 4, 3, 2...
Ed couldn't make it,
I happened to be
in the neighborhood,
So I... I brought you
a little something.
Did you at that?
What's that?
You're the winner of
the million dollar sweepstakes.
( snickering )
TO STAY ON:
UNTIL THE SHOW'S DONE,
AFTER THAT, I'M ALL YOURS.
THAT'S GREAT,
No, I, uh, I just happened
to be in town
doing something
for the affiliates.
( David )
That's right.
YOU QUIT, JOHNNY,
YOU QUIT... YOU QUIT YOUR JOB.
THAT'S THE BUSINESS
YOU CAME TO...
JESUS CHRIST,
I CANNOT F***ING
BELIEVE WE HAVEN'T HEARD
FROM AGOGLIA, WRIGHT,
OR LITTLEFIELD.
NONE OF THEM.
UNPLEASANT DAVE?
OH, IT'S REAL SIMPLE.
YEAH, WELL, THERE'S ONLY
SO MUCH KISSIN' UP
I'M CAPABLE OF.
I GOT A SIGNED CONTRAC WITH THIS GUY'S NAME ON IT.
F*** HIM
ALL RIGHT, FINE,
HELLO.
HELLO, GENTLEMEN.
GREAT, THANKS.
CAN I GET YOU:
SOME COFFEE?
PLEASE, BLACK.
YEAH, I'D LOVE SOME, THANKS.
HAVE A SEAT.
OH, GOD, THEY'RE HERE.
I TELL YOU.
( David )
IT'S LITTLEFIELD.
YEAH, AGOGLIA'S WITH HIM.
OH, GREAT, THANK YOU.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
DON'T WORRY.
ALL RIGHT, THANKS, PETER.
YOU SIT... YOU SI AT THE DESK.
OVER THERE.
HI, WARREN,
HOW YOU DOING?
THANKS FOR COMING.
HI, MORTY.
AND YOU ARE?
COME ON, DAVE,
JOHN AGOGLIA.
HOW YOU DOING?
THANKS FOR COMIN'.
WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A SEAT OVER HERE?
DAVE,
THE NETWORK:
HAS BEEN ANALYZING
WE'VE WATCHED
JAY GROW INTO:
OBVIOUSLY, WE HAVE
EVERY REASON TO BE PROUD OF WHAT YOU'VE ACCOMPLISHED,
BUT A CHOICE:
AND SO, TOMORROW
N.B.C. WILL ANNOUNCE
THAT JAY LENO:
HAS BEEN NAMED:
THE TONIGHT SHOW.
UH, AND I'M SURE THA JAY WILL DO A FINE JOB.
AND, UH, WE KNOW
WOULD'VE BEEN FOR ALL OF US HERE
THE TONIGHT SHOW.
THAT'S WHAT WE
AND IT'S A REAL DISAPPOINTMEN THAT WE'RE NOT.
YOUR FINAL DECISION,
CONTACT MY LAWYER.
GENTLEMEN, THIS IS
COMPLETELY UNACCEPTABLE.
FROM MY CONTRACT.
( John )
WHAT IS THIS?
I MEAN...
I MEAN, WHERE DOES
THIS LEAVE US, MORTY?
MAKE HIM HAPPY?
WE HAVE A PLAN:
FOR ENHANCING DAVE'S ROLE
ON LATE NIGHT.
WE WANNA MAKE I A SEAMLESS 2-HOUR BLOCK
RIGHT AFTER JAY:
NO, NO, NO, JOHNNY
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
PERIOD.
WELL, I'M... I'M AFRAID
THAT JUST ISN'T POSSIBLE.
WHY ISN'T THAT POSSIBLE?
MORTY.
YOU ALREADY HAVE
YOU DO, DON'T YOU?
LET'S JUST SAY
IT'S OVER. ALL RIGHT.
HELP US OUT, MORTY,
( chuckling )
MORTY!
( door closing )
HE'LL BE BACK.
HOLD MY CALLS, PAM.
( Pam )
OK, MR. MORTON.
OH, MORTY, UH...
NOT BAD, HUH?
NO...
NO, NO, NO, I SUCKED.
NO, YOU DIDN'T SUCK.
THERE'S SOMETHING THERE.
WARREN LITTLEFIELD HAS
DAVID. DAVID.
THEY THOUGHT I WAS
GEORGE PEPPARD.
IT DIDN'T WORK.
WE DON'T KNOW THAT...
F***ING INIMITABLE WAY.
YOU'RE 12:
30.AND THAT'S IT?
YEAH.
THAT'S IT.
F***.
( Peter )
DAVID, I KNOW YOU'RE DEPRESSED,
KEEP FIGHTING.
FIGHTING FOR WHAT?
I'M F***ED.
I'M FINISHED,
FOR, UH, T.V. BOY.
DAVID,
OF COURSE I WAN THE TONIGHT SHOW.
IT'S MY...
( sighing )
I HAVE DONE:
A TELEVISION PROGRAM
ON THEIR NETWORK
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