The Layover Page #2
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- 2017
- 88 min
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Come on, let's finish it.
[KATE] No, I'm going to bed.
No morning re-cap.
I'm watching the rest.
[FEMALE CONTESTANT]
These girls mean nothing to me.
This is a nightmare.
Kate? Kate, wake up.
What, is there a fire?
No, there's no fire.
What's wrong? What's going on?
We're screwed up. Our lives,
things aren't going well.
Is it really 4:
15?Remember in the ninth grade
when you got stung...
by that jellyfish and I peed
on you and you got really mad?
Did you take one of my pills?
stopped hurting, right?
Yeah.
When you're faced with a
life-threatening problem...
which we are, you step away
from the problem...
and in a calm, adult way,
you self-medicate...
until the solution presents
itself.
Okay.
Preferably on a beach
with a margarita.
Okay, let's talk about it.
Yes! That's my girl.
Can we plan this in the morning?
No, we gotta go.
What? Where?
Fort Lauderdale...
I used your Sky Miles.
Today?
Now! Our flight's in three
hours.
Meg, absolutely not,
that's crazy.
I'm not going on vacation right
now. You're completely insane.
[KATE] We are going
to miss this flight!
This is completely insane!
Why even ask me, if you're
gonna just make us...
miss the goddamn flight?
[MEG] Sir, we can get out here.
[KATE] Stop. Stop. Stop!
[MEG]
Don't yell at the poor guy.
[KATE]
Thank you, thank you, sir.
You pay the driver,
I'll get the bags.
Oh my god. Look at this line!
We are going to miss
this flight!
I kept telling you that we had
to leave.
[KATE] This happens every single
time. Look at this line!
There's no way we are making
this flight.
These are non-refundable
tickets.
I told you you can
take a bath...
or you can poach an egg
and not both.
Meg. Meg. What're you doing?
- Hold on.
- Get in line!
Excuse me.
My friend and I are about
to miss our flight.
Is there any way we can come
in this line?
Are you first class
or an Elite Club member?
We're first-class ladies.
Actually, I think I am
an Elite Club member...
if it didn't expire.
Hold on, let me check.
Ugh.
No, it's not... ugh.
Shoot. I guess not.
Sorry about that.
(SIGHS)
Thanks for your help.
And thanks for keeping us safe.
I just do check-in.
Why do you always do that?
- Do what?
- It's embarrassing.
Told you.
You can't just cut in front
of all these...
Sorry. Ugh, sorry.
Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
Oh my god, you are the sweetest
thing.
You hungry?
You could have checked your bag.
I was trying to save some money.
- You okay?
- Yeah.
You got your headphones, pills,
neck pillow...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's gonna be fine.
It's gonna be epic.
Yeah.
Deep breath.
Ma'am, no liquids
above 3.4 ounces.
You can dispose of it in that
trash can right there.
You want me to get rid of it?
Sure thing.
(CROWD MURMURS)
Whew!
It's easier when it's a beer.
Have a good flight.
Deep breath, girl.
We're going to Florida.
It's gonna be so much fun.
Think of the beach,
think of the sunshine.
Here's your neck pillow.
Six hours in the air.
Up and down.
Please don't say "down".
We're still on the ground.
Yeah, I know, but we're high
enough already.
Middle seats are for suckers,
right?
You know what? I actually think
it'd be better if we switched.
I would, but I need extra
legroom.
It's sort of a Gandalf-Bilbo
situation.
And I'm the hobbit?
Oh my... I'm just saying,
I'm taller.
Here, take a pill.
- I already took a pill.
- Take another.
Okay.
- I'll get you a water.
- No, I don't need any water...
Excuse me, can she
get a water...
so she can take her
anti-anxiety pill?
Certainly.
Can we please keep this
to ourselves?
I was just trying to help.
It's not like I gave him
your social.
Just quit with the flirty
routine...
I wasn't. Geez.
Take a deep breath, girl.
I'm surprised you didn't show
him your bra.
it, am I right? Uh-oh.
(BURPING)
Oh my god. Oh, my god!
Soda's coming up.
Oh, Jesus Christ, Meg.
I feel like I am in your
intestines.
- Take it.
- Stop it!
- Take it.
- Oh my god!
I got one more comin', too.
Excuse me. I think
I'm in the middle there.
Thank you.
Hi.
(BURPING)
Here's your water.
- Thank you.
- Dear lord.
(MUSIC PLAYING)
I'm Meg, by the way.
Ryan.
So what is it, Ryan?
Business or pleasure?
It's a wedding, actually.
like work, right?
Mm.
I feel like last year,
I was at somebody's wedding...
every other weekend.
Yeah, they uh... come in waves,
don't they?
Yeah.
How about you?
- What brings you out?
- I have...
A girl's trip. I kinda hate that
expression, but it's true.
We are on a trip and we are
girls.
Okay, so you two are together?
Yeah, we're best friends.
We're just sitting in these
seats because, you know...
middle seats are for suckers.
Ah, my, uh, reputation
precedes me.
I love weddings.
As long as they're other
people's.
Yeah, that's the truth, right?
Single ladies in the house.
I'm Kate, by the way.
Hey, Ryan. It's good
to meet you.
You too.
I'm still Meg. Look at us!
Meg Ryan. We're America's
sweetheart.
Do you remember that deli scene?
Yeah, yeah, the, uh, "I'll have
what she's having".
(MOANING)
I think that my roommate
is trying to do a scene...
from When Harry Met Slarry.
When Harry Met Smarly.
When Harry Met Smarly.
When... Smarly Met...
You okay?
(SLURRING)
Is she having a stroke?
- She's fine. She's just...
- Smarly...
- Terrified of flying.
- M-marley.
She took some pharmaceuticals.
- Stay there.
- I'm jealous.
It's gonna be all right.
Well, I'll, uh, stop bothering
you guys.
Oh, you're not bothering...
(MUSIC PLAYING)
[CAPTAIN] (OVER PA)
Hello, folks.
This is your captain speaking.
Hurricane Cindy has headed
toward the Carolinas...
but it looks like she's
taken a bit of a turn...
and now they're re-directing
us to land in St. Louis.
We'll keep you updated as we
receive additional information.
Oh, man.
Since when is there a hurricane?
It's... been in the news,
like all week.
I'm not much of a news junkie.
I'm more of a bookworm.
This is just a hate-read.
(BURPS)
Excuse me, ladies, I'm gonna
need you to... oh, god.
Really?
Did you need something?
Put your seat up, and your
friend, too, please.
Kate? Kate. Wake up
for the male steward.
It's "flight attendant".
I'm moving her forward.
We're landing soon.
Holy sh*t.
Uh... is she... is she okay?
Let me just...
(SNORING)
We're good. We're good.
(MUSIC PLAYING)
Welcome to The Sheraton.
This is the pits.
F*** you, Cindy.
Who's Cindy?
The hurricane.
I dunno, it looks like kinda
good weather for a hurricane.
The hurricane's in Florida,
we're in St. Louis.
Jesus, you took way
too many pills.
Welcome to the St. Louis
Sheraton, I am Anuj.
- How are we today?
- Not good, Anuj.
The airline says they
lost my bag.
They did? Did they lose mine?
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