The Layover Page #3
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- 2017
- 88 min
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No, they didn't.
You didn't check a bag.
Oh, right, I didn't check a bag.
My apologies, we're tight
on space...
because of the annual
jewelry convention.
Jewelers have conventions?
However, I can put you both
Now, while you're here...
please enjoy our four-star
restaurant...
pool, spa, and complimentary
shuttle service...
to the majestic St. Louis Arch
and finally, Tut's Tomb...
the number one nightclub
in St. Louis two years running.
For that, take the elevator
down to P1.
That's super, but we're only
here for one night.
Excellent. Well, if you
enjoy your stay,
I do hope you'll consider
Yelping us.
Ugh. God.
This is what we get for being
spontaneous.
(GASPS)
Oh my god, what is that color?
It's not a lipstick,
it's my Lip Lacerater.
Oh, it's fantastic.
Thanks.
Oh, hey, it's my seat mates.
Good to see you among
the living.
Yeah, thank you.
Okay, I need to go down
one more I think.
I'm gonna work off some travel
frustration at the gym.
Oh, god, your friend's wedding.
Yeah, yeah. It's not
for a few days.
I was, uh, going down early
for the bachelor party...
but those guys'll be fine.
No natural disaster's gonna
stop my buds...
from getting embarrassingly
drunk.
Hey, um, you guys wanna get
Might as well make the best
of this, right?
- Yeah. Yeah, sure, yeah.
- Sure. Yeah.
- I like... I like to drink.
- She does.
Not a lot, not to excess, but...
Alcohol.
Cool. How about 8:00?
Yeah, yeah, it's a date.
Well, not a date, but a plan.
Yeah.
- Have a good workout.
- Stretch, don't forget!
- Now don't... do gym.
- Don't hurt yourself.
- Oh, not bad.
- And it smells nice, too.
- Not bad at all.
- Yeah.
And look at us, having drinks
with a hot guy.
Hey, he's having drinks with us.
Right.
And who knows? Maybe one of us
will hook up, if he's lucky.
He might go for you.
Or you. You're gorgeous,
especially when you're loaded.
I am not, I look like
Mickey Rourke.
Enough with Mickey Rourke.
Why do you always say that?
- It's how I feel.
- Stop it.
You're beautiful.
This is called "Man Getting Out
of Cold Lake". Boop. Boop.
Ugh, thank god I packed
my Spanx.
Oh my god, my bag.
Can I borrow a dress?
Oh, I'm so sorry, I only packed
one.
Can I wear it?
No.
Well, what if you...
No.
Anuj.
Can you hold on one second,
please?
- What's that?
- The closest mall?
Uh, that would be the Westgate
Pavilion near the arch.
- How far is the arch?
Damn it. I need a dress.
We can call a taxi for you.
June, will you please call...
No, I need one now, tonight.
What would you like me to do?
Fine.
Sir, are you still there?
Yeah, Okay, so those last
three digits...
How do I leave a review on Yelp?
Can you hold on just one more
second, please?
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
Hey. Wow.
Right?
Where's your other half?
I don't know. Might just be me.
Well, you uh, you look
very nice.
Thank you. I didn't pack too
much 'cause it's really...
just a girl's trip,
but I thought, you know...
I thought I'd try something
with what I have...
Holy sh*t.
You look amazing.
You like it? I wasn't sure
I could pull it off.
No, no. You look great.
Meg's an expert at pulling
off a dress.
Okay, uh, let me go see
if I can snag us a booth.
Where did you get that?
The Indian dude at the front
desk. His mom loaned it to me.
Crazy, right?
That is so crazy.
Hey there, you ladies here
for Jewel Con?
No, uh, we're just... we're
meeting some friends.
Yes, yes, you are... us.
Namaste.
I'm Craig, precious gems
are my specialty.
Chuck here is in, uh, high-end
watch repair.
Shahar does imports.
"Shahar" is Hebrew
for "sunrise"...
which you will experience
tomorrow morning in my bed.
That was smooth.
That was very smooth.
She didn't refuse, that's good.
- Yeah, well...
- I have cocaine.
Whoa, Chuck, put it away.
He's very excited he has
cocaine.
He's been showing it to
everybody.
I smuggled it on the plane
in my underpants.
Enough about us, and you guys
are...?
Undercover federal agents
investigating...
a counterfeit diamond ring.
So you can either step aside
and let us do our job...
or I'll give Kate here the green
light to shove her taser...
in your ass and light you up.
Okay, sorry, officers.
Let's go.
Hey. I glommed on to
some fellow travelers.
This is Roger and Nancy,
Kate and Meg.
Oh my god, you look like
a f***ing princess.
Thanks, it's a sari.
Honey, you got nothing to be
sorry about.
Roger and Nancy are celebrating
their anniversary.
Ten years and I think
I'll keep her.
Aw.
That's sweet.
Sh*t. Category four?
[NANCY]
So much for losing steam.
[ROGER] No one's getting out
of here tomorrow.
I'm not gonna make
the rehearsal dinner.
Oh, come on, don't think
like that.
Yeah, hurricanes are notoriously
unpredictable.
That's why they name them
after women, right?
It was a slam-dunk case, see
this guy didn't have a prayer...
but he did have this gorgeous
defense attorney.
Gorgeous and gifted defense
attorney.
[NANCY]
All charges were dropped.
Well, not entirely...
I did manage to negotiate
into the plea bargain...
that Nancy go on a date with me.
First time in my career,
I got two men off in one day.
More than once, as I recall.
I could have you dis-barred,
you know?
Yeah? I could have you mounted.
- [NANCY] I'll mount you.
- [ROGER] Did you bring the cuffs?
- I'll blindfold you first.
- Oh, interrogation.
Or Q & A? Mm.
I think we lost them.
What about you guys?
What do you do?
I'm a CEO.
Wow.
I sell a line of skin care
products.
You know Michelle Obama?
Is she a client?
Well, obviously I can't talk
about it...
but how about her skin?
Damn. Damn.
What about you, Kate?
I'm a teacher...
I teach high school.
Oh, nice.
Special needs high school.
Wow. Is that hard?
You know what's hard is not
being with them right now.
I teach them... but...
but really, you know,
they teach me.
Yeah.
to listen better...
and the mute teach me...
you know, not to talk so much,
so I'm gonna stop.
Man, I can't compete with you
two. I'm just a firefighter.
- (MUSIC PLAYING)
- Boy boy boy boy boy
[ANUJ] All right, what's up,
everybody? Come on.
Eh-yo, this is DJ Spooj,
rhymes with Anuj...
'cause we both gonna be on your
face by the end of the night.
All the junkies in the house
say "ho".
[CROWD] Ho!
[ANUJ] All the wacky knickers
in the house say "ayo".
[CROWD] Eh-yo!
[ANUJ]
All right, let's get to it.
Have a good night, everybody.
You guys wanna dance?
Who me?
I had no idea I could feel
this high up on another
Until one day
you had to get on up
breaking my heart
crumbled
To put Humpty back together
again
and tries to get with girl
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