The Lego Movie Page #7

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...and some glitter glue!

I call this:

"Emmet's plan to get

inside the Tower...

...put the Piece of Resistance

on the Kragle...

...and save the world. "

I've built a hundred just like them

back in the city.

If we can just get in, I know where

the air ducts and wiring are located.

I can get us anywhere.

How will we get inside?

In a spaceship.

- Spaceship! Ha, ha!

- Great idea. A Bat-Spaceship.

No, they're expecting us to show up...

...in a Bat-Spaceship, or a pirate spaceship

or a rainbow-sparkle spaceship.

One of those sounds awesome to me.

My idea is to build a spaceship...

...that's exactly like all the other

Octan delivery spaceships.

So not the special spaceship that

I'm building for all of you right now?

Sorry, Benny. Maybe next time.

Ooh, you're really letting the oxygen

out of my tank here.

Yeah, but according

to your precious instructions...

...this ship needs a hyperdrive.

We don't have that part.

Maybe we could find one!

What do you think, a spaceship

is just gonna appear out of the blue?

Are you kidding me?

The same thing!

- Chewie!

- Mm!

We're supposed to be halfway

to Naboo for a sweet party!

This hyperdrive keeps malfunctioning...

...taking us to loser systems like this.

Captain Solo, we must go.

You know how perturbed I get

if we are not punctual.

The Droid's right. Let's roll.

Now hold on, Han.

This might be the right galaxy after all.

Because I see a heavenly body.

Ooh, whoa, I have a boyfriend.

And it is super serious. Right, babe?

- Of course it's serious.

- Yeah!

- Got room forjust one dude?

- Whoa! Babe!

If he's a cool dude like you.

You're trying to bail on us!

I'm not trying to bail!

You asked them if you could go

with them on their party ship!

That thing is filled with bon vivants.

You speak French now?

Babe, look, if this relationship

is ever gonna work between us...

...I need to feel free to party...

...with a bunch of strangers

whenever I feel like it.

What?

Babe!

I will text you.

Where'd you get that

sweet space cape, brother?

It's party time!

Babe?

Wyldstyle, you're such an amazing person.

And, you know,

if Batman can't see that, then he's just...

Well, he's just as blind as a guy...

...whose eyes stopped working.

And I'm gonna tell you something:

Batman is the worst person I've ever met.

- Need a hyperdrive?

- No way.

- Babe!

- I knew it! I knew that.

You really had me there!

Those guys were so lame.

All they did was play space checkers.

Plus, it turns out the hairy one's a dude.

And the metal one too. All dudes.

But won't they notice

their hyperdrive is missing?

Come on, Chewie, hit the hyperdrive.

Nah, they'll be fine.

Step one:

All right, we need a red four-piece

unit over at the...

Unikitty...

...you're supposed to follow

the instructions, remember?

Sorry.

Ugh, this gives me the jeebies.

What do I even...? I can't...!

Nice!

Step two:

We pilot the ship to the service entrance...

...so we can get past the dangerous...

...but also kind of cool...

...laser gate.

Space ID.

I have a drive-on.

Who are you here to see?

I'm here to see Your Butt.

Is that last name "Butt,"

first name "Your," or is it...?

Oh, my gosh!

Pow. Wham. Ka-zap.

First try!

Step three:

We break into Lord Business' office...

...and we'll plunder his collection

of relics for disguises.

Step four:

Benny and Metal Beard...

...will sneak their way

into the master control room.

Motion sensors triggered in Sector 12.

10-4.

Uh-oh.

- Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

- Oh!

Do it.

Metal Beard, that was awesome!

First law of the sea...

...never place your rear end

on a pirate's face.

Once inside,

they'll use their technical know-how...

...to disable the Kragle shield.

I am the computer.

Cool! Talking computer.

Please disable the shield systems.

Of course.

There are no movies

in your area with that title.

Step fve:

Vitruvius will provide lookout

and make sure we're not being followed.

Okay.

Step six:

Batman and Unikitty go into the boardroom...

...to make one last change

to Lord Business'plan.

I move that we freeze the universe.

Can I get a second on that?

I second.

Bruce Wayne, CEO of Wayne Enterprises.

Bruce Wayne? Uh, who's that?

Sounds like a cool guy.

We'd like to invest in your company.

Your weapon to control

the universe sounds super sweet...

...I must say.

- It is, indeed, super sweet.

Cool. What kind of sound system

does it have?

Uh, sound system?

Well, I mean, we have an iPod Shuffle.

Wait a second.

You're telling me you have

a machine to control the universe...

...and you can't listen to tunes

in surround sound?

Embarrassing.

Well, I mean...

...we need to get that done.

I want eight-foot speakers.

Great call.

Yeah, I want speakers that you can hug

with your arms and your legs...

...and just feel the beat.

Listen up! We need new instructions

for a speaker system for the TAKOS.

We'll never help.

Whatever you say, boss.

Then once the instructions are printed...

...Wyldstyle and I

will enter the Kragle room...

...place the thing on the other thing...

...and save the universe.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, I didn't draw that.

Is that me exploding?

Uh, I didn't mention that earlier?

When you reunite the Piece

with the Kragle, it might explode?

No! But it might not, right?

Sure, sure, sure. Let's go with that.

Attention, everybody!

Incoming speaker delivery!

Ow!

Who are you two?

We are transfers from downstairs.

- What?

- Excuse me?

Your robot voice

sounds an awful lot like a human voice.

Give me a break.

I've never been a robot before.

What do you mean?

You have always been a robot!

No, no, no, do not listen to her.

What are your robot serial numbers?

Everything is awesome

No way. This is my jam.

This is also my jam.

Everything is awesome

Everything is cool

When you're part of a team

- Needs great harmonies.

- I don't want to sing the song. I'm not...

Everything is awesome

Everything is cool

When you're part of a team

Everything is awesome

When we're living our dream

Quick, let's go.

Everything is awesome

Hmm, I thought you didn't like that song.

I don't.

Mm-hm.

I know you put on this tough act...

...but I don't think you're as mean

as you're trying to seem.

I'm not mean. What are you talking about?

I'm just saying, you were all,

"He's not The Special, Vitruvius.

He can't possibly be The Special.

This guy? Are you kidding me?"

Anyways, I don't think that's you.

The real you, anyway.

Look, Emmet.

I wanted it to be me, okay?

I wanted to be The Special.

And I know that sounds super mature.

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