The Lego Movie Page #6

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Guys, no, no, no. It's not my fault.

You are the worst leader I've ever seen.

To the Batmobile!

Dang it.

To the invisible jet!

- Dang it!

- Every man for himself.

No, we must protect the Piece.

Shaq, do you know what time...

...it is?

- It's game time.

Y'all ready for this?

Oh, no! They were ready for that.

It didn't break!

Because it's Kragled. Machine gum!

Fire!

No!

Aah! I can't move!

Don't worry, Superman.

- I'll get you out of there.

- No! Don't!

Aah! Oh, my gosh. My hands are stuck.

My legs are stuck as well.

I super hate you.

- Ow! You're pulling my torso off.

- Babe...

...help me get him out of here.

I said "every man for himself. "

Hey, you gotta be there for me.

Fine!

Fine. Fine. Fine.

- I need you to have a better attitude.

- I have a great...

...attitude.

- Ouch.

The Special's in the northwest quadrant.

We've got him cornered.

Ouch. Ouch. Ouch.

Where'd he go?

Oh, no!

They've hit our silly cloud stabilizers!

Let's go!

We need to get Emmet out of here.

Can't we build something?

- Hey! I'm Ben. But you can call me Benny.

I can build a spaceship. Watch.

Spaceship, spaceship, spaceship

Spaceship, spaceship

No! You can't. The skies are surrounded.

That's okay. I didn't really wanna build...

...a spaceship anyway. That's cool.

Where can we go

where we can't be found?

Maybe we could go underwater?

What if we went underwater?

Great idea, babe!

Thank you, Batman.

Your ideas are the best.

But I just said that.

- We could build a submarine.

- A Bat-Submarine, patent pending.

With rainbows!

And dream catchers, in case we take a nap.

Like an underwater spaceship!

But you can't build all of them at once.

Ready? Break.

Okay.

These are the colors I need:

Blue razzleberry and sour apple!

If anybody has black parts,

I need them, okay?

I only work in black.

And sometimes, very, very dark gray.

- Use the yellow bricks!

- Hey, guys, can I help?

No! It has to be this way!

No, I need that!

Where is he?

Anyone know what this is,

and do you need it?

I think we could use wings

and rocket boosters.

Ew. Get your retro space stuff

out of my area.

You guys, hey, just tell me exactly

what to do. And how to do it.

Emmet, don't worry about

what the others are doing.

You must embrace

what is special about you!

There he is!

All units, attack the sub!

Emmet, get in here!

Stop him! Stop him! Don't let him...

...get to the water!

Dive, dive, dive! Everybody in!

We're going under!

Oh, no.

My home.

It's gone.

I feel something inside.

It's like the opposite of happiness.

I must stay positive.

Ah. Bubble gums.

Butterflies.

Cotton candy.

Gosh, I'm so sorry, Unikitty.

Do you want to sit down

and talk about it?

What the heck is that?

It's a double-decker couch.

Which seemed like a good idea

at the time...

...but I now realize it's not super helpful.

But, you know, it has cup holders.

Seats flip up with coolers underneath.

You are so disappointing

on so many levels.

- Why are my pants cold and wet?

- Ew.

Uh...

Hull breach.

The walls are crying!

We're coming apart at the seams!

This is not how Batman dies.

Emmet!

- Hold on, hold on!

- Wyldstyle!

Deep breath! Deep breath, everybod...!

Micro-managers,

what's going on down there?

Scanning submarine wreckage.

No survivors detected.

Scuba cops,

dredge the entire ocean if you have to.

We have got to find that Piece.

Let's get these prisoners

back to Lord Business...

...and give him the good news.

The Special is no more.

Hello, everybody!

Superman. Wonder Woman,

I had no idea you'd be here.

Mr. Shaquille O'Neal.

Greetings, all!

Welcome to my Think Tank.

Help us!

All the MasterBuilders

you've captured over the years...

...you've brought them here.

You're a very perceptive person, Superman.

They come up with all the instructions

for everything in the universe.

Robots!

No! No! Grr!

Can't get much worse than this.

Uh, hello, neighbor.

- Oh, no.

It's Green Lantern.

Oh, my gosh, we're roommates!

How crazy is that?

Does anyone have some Kryptonite

that they could give me?

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Where is The Special?

The Special and the Piece of Resistance

are at the bottom of the ocean.

Wait, are you telling me

you don't have him?

Sir, my scuba team is looking

for his remains as we speak.

Bad Cop, he could still be alive!

The Piece could still be out there.

The only remnant of The Special

was a double-decker couch.

Wait, hold on.

A double-decker couch?

Yes, sir.

Really? So it's like a bunk-bed couch?

Is that what it's like?

That's weird.

If you're sitting in the top middle...

...how are you gonna get down

without climbing over someone?

If you're sitting on the bottom

and you're watching TV...

...are you gonna have to watch

through a bunch of dangling legs?

Who's gonna want to sit on the bottom?

It is literally...

...the most useless idea

I have ever heard.

- Well, we're still alive.

- Yeah!

Heh. The double-decker couch.

It wasn't totally pointless after all.

It's the one thing that stayed together.

I always believed in you, Emmet.

I don't mean to spoil the party,

but does anyone else notice...

...we're stuck in the middle

of the ocean on this couch?

I mean, it's not like a big gigantic ship...

...is gonna come out of nowhere

and save us...

My gosh!

Avast, mateys!

Metal Beard, I thought you said

we were a lost cause!

Ye are!

Did ye not hear me whole story...

...circumscribing the folly

of this whole enterprise?

Well, it's kind of hard not to hear

when you're yelling everything.

So why did you come back?

This be-doubled land couch.

I watched Lord Business' forces

completely overlook it.

Which means we need more ideas like it!

Oh, thank you.

Ideas so dumb and bad...

...that no one would ever think

they could possibly be useful.

Oh. Thank you.

So, Special, what do we do?

Uh...

Well...

...what's the last thing Lord Business

expects MasterBuilders will do?

Build a spaceship?

Kill a chicken?

Marry a marshmallow.

Why, this:

How you gonna keep 'em down on the farm?

No! It's follow the instructions.

- Don't like that.

- Sounds weird.

Now, listen. Wait, listen.

Guys, you're all so talented

and imaginative.

But you can't work together as a team.

I'm just a construction worker.

But when I had a plan and we were

all working together...

...I mean, we could build a skyscraper.

Now, you're MasterBuilders.

Just imagine what could happen

if you did that.

You could save the universe.

Well said, Emmet. Well said.

Really?

She be a fine speech there, laddie.

Okay.

Somebody get me some markers...

...some construction paper...

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