The Lion King 1½ Page #2

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as the ultimate prey

But now my status

ain't so quo

A dream sublime

It's hyena time-oh!

Oh, look,

it's dinner and a show.

And I thought beans

were the only musical food.

Hy-hy-hy-

Hy-hy-hy-

Well, hi to you, too.

Ohh!

Ow. OK.

This is no time

for horseplay, Timon.

You're supposed to be up there

looking out for-

Hyenas!

Whoa, look at them scramble.

And that's just

how I like them-

- Aah! Ohh!

- Uhh!

Scrambled...

Aah!

And a little bit runny.

Hyenas!

Get in here.

What are you, a meshugginah?

Whoa!

Stumpy? Flinchy? Swifty?

Oh, what a relief.

Everybody's-

Where's Uncle Max?

Aah!

Max! Run for your life!

Play dead!

Andale!

Almost there!

Suede is the look

for this fall.

Hey, what's going on?

Pumbaa, you're sitting

on the remote.

Huh? Oh, sorry.

I thought it was a brownie.

You've got it, Max!

Aww!

Max!

I flinched

when I should've scurried.

Ha ha! Oh, man.

It just never gets old,

does it?

Ooh, the classics

never do, honey.

I, uh...

I guess I owe everyone

an apology.

All right,

so I made a teensy mistake.

Like we all haven't broken

into song on sentry duty before.

Ha ha ha. Come on.

Let me have a show of hands.

OK.

Maybe it's

a little too soon...

but I'm sure we're all going

to laugh about this someday.

Trust me.

I did trust you.

But-

Ohh.

Aw, sweetie...

I'm never going

to fit in here.

Nobody even likes me.

Sure they do, honey.

Sure they do.

Besides you, Ma.

Uh, besides me?

Um, there's-

I have to find my place,

but it isn't here.

Yes, it is.

We just haven't found it yet.

But we will.

Oh, here's an idea.

You can-

Stop with the hair already.

My place is out there, Mom.

Oh, I may not know exactly where

or how far, but I got to go.

No, wait, wait, wait.

I know. If we just-

Ma.

Well, I hope you find what

you're looking for, honey.

Ooh. Ooh, I love you. Mmm!

I love you, Ma.

Oh, Timmy.

My Timmy.

Mmm. Mmm!

Mom...

- Ooh...

- Choking. Not breathing.

Ooh!

Mmm, mmm, mmm!

And people wonder

why I have issues.

Oh, I'll be OK.

Oh, I know you will.

You will.

Be careful!

I will.

Don't talk to strangers!

I know, Ma!

Remember,

wash behind your ears!

Ma, I'm not a kid anymore!

Never go swimming

without a buddy!

Got it.

Oy.

What?

What?!

Good-bye, Ma.

And so,

with high spirits...

I boldly ventured off...

where no meerkat

had dared to go before.

I put my past behind me-

ha!

And never looked back.

Mommy! Mommy!

Aah! Ha ha!

What am I doing?

Which way should I go?

That depends on what you think.

How convenient.

Enter omniscient monkey,

right on cue.

Well, you know what they say.

When the student is ready,

the teacher appears.

That's it. No more

fortune cookies for you.

Hey, where'd you come from?

Oh, the better question

is, where are you going?

Oh, someplace wonderful,

mister, where...

You didn't happen to catch

the song...

I sang a few minutes ago,

did you?

I didn't have the pleasure.

To recap, I want to live in

some beautiful place outside...

a carefree place where

I don't have to hide or worry.

Whoo! Hoo hoo hoo!

Life without worry.

You seek hakuna matata.

Harpoon a tomato?

it means "No worries. "

Perfect. Mind taking

that stick of yours...

and drawing me a map, bub?

Ow! Hey!

To find it, you must look

beyond what you see.

What the heck

is that supposed to mean?

It means look beyond

what you see.

Beyond what I see.

Ha. Get a load of the monkey

getting all existential on me.

Beyond what I see.

Hmm.

Beyond what I see.

Beyond what I see.

It's kind of hard to think

with all this music.

Beyond...

what I see.

Oh, wait a second.

It's coming to me.

It's either that slug I ate

or I'm having an epiphany.

I'm going

to the big pointy rock!

Right?

Who was that strange monkey?

Ah, well.

Dream home, here I come.

Ah... oh.

Hello?

Strange but wise monkey?

Oh!

Oh!

- Aah!

- Aah!

- Aah!

- Aah!

- Aah!

- Aah!

- Aah!

- Aah!

You know, first

impressions are very important.

Oh, I thought

you were a scream.

- Aah!

- Aah!

Just eat me now...

and please make it fast.

I got a low threshold for pain.

Easy, easy there, little guy.

I'm not going to eat you.

What? You're not?

Then why were you

stalking me?

Well, gee, I saw you go by...

and I figured

a little fellow like you

shouldn't be out here

all alone.

Hey, what about you?

You're all alone.

You are all alone, aren't you?

Yeah. Most animals give me

a pretty wide berth.

They do? Even the hungry ones?

Yeah. I drive

almost everyone away.

People see me coming,

and they run for cover.

They can't get out

of the way fast enough.

You don't say,

you don't say.

Must be the gleam

on those vicious tusks, huh?

Strikes fear into their hearts.

Actually, they say

I wreck their appetite.

Wow. It's like you have

this-this special power.

Special power?

Well, it's pretty powerful,

all right.

Perfect. You're hired.

Great! For what?

To get me to a little

worry-free haven...

out by that big pointy rock.

And you want me

to come with you?

Ha ha! Do you see

any other big lovable...

chunk of warthog here...

who also happens to have

razor-sharp tusks...

and the ability

to repel predators?

I'm your pig.

You and me, I can tell-

we see eye to eye.

You mean, like friends?

Whoa, easy there, big fella.

I'd say more like...

acquaintances.

Oh.

Well, it's a start.

Put 'er there, acquaintance.

- I'm Timon.

- Pumbaa.

No, really.

All right, then.

Let's hit the road.

You got it...

acquaintance.

So, clear up one thing for me.

If you weren't

going to eat me...

what kind of a wacky,

wild pig are you?

I'm an insectivore.

Oh ho! A bug eater.

Well, me, too.

I just never had a name for it.

I'm kind of partial

to the crawly critters myself.

- How about you, big boy?

- I prefer the ones with wings.

Pumbaa, this could be

the start of a beautiful...

acquaintanceship.

Nants ingonyama

OK, so now we're

back at the beginning.

Right, Timon?

Oh, you got

that right, pally.

Ingonyama

At last,

things were looking up.

I had the sun on my shoulders,

the wind at my heels...

A song in my heart.

- Aah!

- Aah!

And to protect me,

a great big fat guy.

You really think I look fat?

Uhh. Pumbaa, Pumbaa, Pumbaa.

You're a pig.

It's a compliment.

Oh, thank you.

It's the circle of life

And it moves us all

Whoo-hoo!

There it is-

the big pointy rock.

Oh, baby, we're almost there.

I think

we're a little late.

It's a land rush.

That loudmouth monkey.

He must've blabbed it

to the whole world.

What exactly did he say?

Look beyond what you see.

So maybe you're supposed to look

beyond the big pointy rock.

Maybe I'm supposed to look

beyond the big pointy rock.

- Hmm?

- Well...

let's have a little look,

shall we?

Beyond what I see.

Beyond what I see.

Oh ho!

What do you know?

The monkey's got an eagle eye

for real estate!

Timon, look!

He-he-hey!

It's the monkey!

What's that he's holding up?

Aw, who cares?

It's not important.

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