The Lion King 1½ Page #3

---

Come on! My dream home awaits.

Uh... I don't do

so well in crowds.

Maybe we better go around.

Don't you know

the shortest distance...

between me and my dream home...

is a straight line?

Follow me!

- Oh!

- Excuse me.

- Ow.

- Goodness.

Make room, make room!

Watch it, twiggy.

I'm walkin' here!

Ahem. Timon!

There's something

I gotta tell you.

Pumbaa, Pumbaa, Pumbaa.

We'll have plenty of time

to chat once we settle in.

I could really use a rest stop.

Don't worry.

You'll get your second wind.

Ohh! I got

a really bad feeling!

It'll pass!

Trust me. It'll pass.

Oh, look,

the rhinos are bowing.

Ooh, we'd better bow, too.

Look, sire, how they kneel

before the royal son.

So, I guess that's

your special power, huh?

What a weapon!

Uh, you mean, you don't mind?

Ha ha! Are you kidding?

It was a gas!

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Well, I don't like

to toot my own horn.

Yeah, that's probably

for the best.

Let's go, Pumbaa!

Lead the way!

This is it, buddy boy.

Home, sweet home.

And I don't gotta share it

with anybody. Ha ha!

Don't you get, you know,

lonely out here?

Lonely? Try commitment-free.

The elbow-to-elbow life

reminds me...

a little too much of home.

This place

has everything-

cool refreshments,

cozy little hammock...

a lovely water feature,

and it's all mine.

Oh.

Well, it's really coming

together, Timon, so, uh...

so, I guess

I'll just be going.

Wait a minute, now.

Wa-wa-wait.

There's no law

that says you have to go.

I mean, if you want-

Great! I already

made up two beds!

One for you,

and one for me.

Ohh!

Gee, all this construction work

has me bushed.

Think I'll turn in early.

Ahh!

Yeah.

Ahh.

Ahh.

Good night!

Sleep tight.

Dream of bedbugs tonight.

Ahh.

Home, sweet home indeed.

Uhh.

Hey, keep it down up there!

We have neighbors?

We should go say hello.

Noisy neighbors.

There go the property values.

Let's hear it in the herd

and on the wing

Oh-oh

It's gonna be

King Simba's finest fling

Oh, I just can't wait

to be king

Oh, perfect. We moved

to the theater district.

Get a load of these guys.

Knock it off!

Just can't wait

Timon, look out!

To be king

Aah!

I'm OK.

Oy. Phew.

Show people.

Chin up, Pumbaa.

Whoa!

Our dream home's

around here somewhere.

You know, Timon,

I once came across a place...

that might be just what

you're looking for.

Spectacular waterfalls...

set in a lush

tropicaI oasis...

a scrumptious array of-

Hey, hey.

Forget it, Pumbaa.

I'm a realist, and I'm not gonna

go chasing after some fantasy.

I'm going beyond

what I see.

But if you always go

beyond what you see...

how do you know

when you're there?

Oh, I'll tell you

how I know.

We're there!

This is a lovely spot.

Lovely, rustic, picturesque.

Home, sweet home, Pumbaa.

Mm-hmm.

Home, sweet ho-

Aah!

Whoop! Ah ha ha ha!

I- I mean, sure,

it needs a little work...

but it's got good bones.

Ha ha ha! After all,

this is an elephant graveyard...

and who would ever come

to an elephant graveyard?

Aah!

Sire, the hyenas

are after the children!

I see carnivores.

Beyond what you see.

Beyond what you see.

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Beyond what you see!

Uh, Timon?

Would this be a bad time...

to bring up that little place

I told you about?

Hey! This is home,

sweet home, baby!

Home-aaaah!

Ow! Ha ha!

Steam! Ha ha!

Steam is good.

Steam is-is-is water.

Whoo! Gotta have water.

You know, for the dream home.

Steam home, dream home.

Steam, steam, steam.

I am perfectly happy

right here!

It's remote, private...

no unexpected visitors.

Somethin' tells me

this ain't...

the traveling company

of "Riverdance. "

Beyond what you see.

Beyond what you-

Hey, how am I supposed...

to look beyond what I see

beyond that?

Huh?

Oh, sorry.

What this place lacks

in water and shade...

it makes up for with searing

heat and blinding sunshine.

Home, sweet home, Pumbaa.

Uhh...

Shall we run for our lives?

Oh, yes, let's.

- Aah!

- Aah!

Hang on, Timon!

This is it!

Good-bye, cruel world!

Aaaaaaah!

Uhh!

That's it?

That wasn't so bad.

You can't knock

old Timon down that easy!

Yeah! Bring it on!

Uh, Pumbaa?

Question-

is it possible to fall off

the edge of the earth?

Uh, technically, no.

The earth is round

like a sphere, Timon...

so it doesn't actually

have an edge.

- Aaaaaah!

- Aaaaaah!

You mind if I pause it

for a second?

Sure, go ahead.

Be right back.

Uhh!

It's a small world

after all

It's a small,

small world

Everybody

It's a small world

after all

Da da da da

da da da

OK, I got the jumbo

so we could share.

Were you just

picking your nose?

No, I had an itch

on the inside.

- Aaaaaah!

- Aaaaaah!

Ooh!

Ohh.

Timon, you OK?

Uhh. I give up.

Uh, but you can't give up.

We still haven't found

our dream home.

Forget it, Pumbaa.

I've been dragging you down

long enough.

I'm going home,

and I suggest you do the same.

Oh, I-I would if I could,

but I can't.

Oh, sure you can, buddy.

I won't stop you.

No, I mean...

I don't have a home.

You don't? What happened?

Are you lost?

No place good enough for you?

What, you're all alone

in this big empty world?

Oh.

The truth is...

I'm all alone, too.

Pumbaa, you're the only friend

I've ever had.

Y- you mean...

Yeah, Pumbaa... and friends

stick together to the end.

Timon, are you crying?

I'm fine.

I- I just have something

in my eye.

Here, blow.

Ohh!

Here, Pumbaa.

Gee, thanks.

OK, I'm better.

Uhh!

Uhh! Ooh!

Aw, well.

It's too bad we never found

that perfect place.

Why'd we ever listen

to that stupid monkey?

I think maybe you're

giving up too soon, Timon.

Beyond what you see.

Huh?

Remember that place

I told you about?

Forget about your place.

Get a load of what I found.

Talk about beyond what you see.

Pumbaa, this is our dream home.

Dramatic views.

Your very own porch swing.

Hot tub and spa.

Well stocked cupboard.

Let's celebrate!

The monkey was right.

We found it-

the perfect life.

I'll just whip up

a little something.

He had the perfect name

for it, too.

Come and get it.

Such a wonderful phrase.

It had this rhythm.

Laduda Ladada.

Try this-

hot tuna frittata.

Hmm. No, that's not it.

The spinach armada.

Quiet, Pumbaa.

I'm trying to think.

A spoon of ricotta.

Two words.

A wormy piccata.

Six syllables.

Kahuna colada.

Twelve letters.

A blue enchilada.

Rhymes with-

- Legumes on a platter.

- Think.

This ought to be hotter.

- I forget.

- I got to lambada!

- I forget.

- I got to lambada!

Hey, how can you dance

at a time like this?

I'm dying here.

Ooh, sorry about that, pal.

Hakuna matata.

Wahh-ahh-ahh...

come again?

Hakuna matata-

it means "No worries. "

Uh-oh.

Hey, Timon,

I got an idea.

Let's do a sing-along.

Oh, you tease.

I love karaoke. I'm there.

Wait a second.

Pumbaa, where's the grub?

Puhh.

Oh, you just can't

help yourself, can you?

Sorry.

OK, but this time,

show a little self-control.

Ha ha!

Hahuna ma-what-a?

Rate this script:0.0 / 0 votes