The Matchbreaker Page #2
- PG
- Year:
- 2016
- 94 min
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Uh.
Please, I've tried everything.
I've never even
met your daughter.
Yes you have, in
elementary school.
Veronica.
No, I'm sorry.
I don't remember, and
I seriously doubt...
I don't want grandchildren
with no ambition and big ears.
Have you talked to her?
I'm her mother!
She doesn't listen to me.
But she might listen
to a stranger.
Nuh uh.
I'll pay you.
We should use code names.
I don't think that's necessary.
Oh, ok.
All right, this is Veronica.
It's like freaking tinder.
They're all group photos.
I have no idea which one she is.
That's Veronica.
She's pretty.
Thank you.
And that's Zach.
Big ears.
Thank you.
This is information on her.
She has a Maltese named beauty.
Oh, we could get you one, too!
Whoa, whoa... chill, boy.
I'm so sorry, he's
easily excited.
Oh, he is so cute.
What's his name?
Uh, I just call him beast.
Ethan Cooper?
Veronica Taylor.
Yeah.
Huh, you remember me.
Yeah.
It's been forever.
Yeah, it has.
That's a cute dog.
Oh, thanks.
I made a list of
things I don't like about him.
Huh, that's what I do.
I thought
maybe you could use this.
Lack of motivation,
doesn't save money.
Not that he has
that much money to begin with,
he works at a fast food place.
Fast food alone has
destroyed many relationships
with the weight gain.
I'm not that patient.
Um, I don't know if
this list is going to work.
These aren't things
people my age care about.
They think in the present.
Ok.
So what then?
What I'm looking for are
quirks, habits, annoying things
about him.
So your boyfriend
is Zach Winstead?
Yeah.
Do you know him?
Yeah, i... uh, I do.
Great guy.
I mean, except for
the toothpick thing.
What?
He always has a
toothpick in his mouth.
It's like a redneck way
of being pretentious.
It's weird.
Plus, the mouth noises he makes?
Ugh.
And you got to admit, he
talks like a junior high girl.
Did you see that tweet or not?
Eww.
Oh my gosh, they're so annoying.
Basic as they get.
Is that Chelsea?
What the what?
Hey, we bout to turn up!
I hate Josh Hutcherson
so much, I can't even.
JK, I'm jelly.
But seriously.
And you know, should he
really be dancing in public?
Oh, i... uh, I got to go.
Do you wanna hang
out this weekend?
Huh?
What?
I like hanging out with you.
Uh, I don't know.
I'm not sure about hanging out
with someone else's girlfriend.
I don't want to cause
any trouble there.
Oh.
So...
Yeah, ok.
Yeah.
See ya.
Wait.
Don't you want your dog?
Thanks.
Stupid dog, you
make me look bad.
Bye.
I don't think it's working out.
What's up?
I'm Zach.
What am I supposed
to do with this dog?
Take him back to the shelter?
Is that what I am now?
I use dogs and then
toss them back?
Hey.
I heard barking.
You're not allowed
to have a dog.
Tully?
Beast.
Ok.
But I get to walk
him on Tuesdays.
Tuesday is Velma's
Deal.
Hey, do you think
this girl was into you?
Definitely.
Was she cute?
There's this new girl.
You know, as someone who
hasn't been in a relationship
for a while, I think you have
to move past the weird thing.
Was she breathing?
Look who's talking.
You haven't had a girlfriend
since the fourth grade.
I've had a lot of girlfriends.
Ok, two.
Oh, wait... uh, yeah.
Two.
And this is why I'm taking
relationship advice from you?
Do dogs eat, like, every day?
Yes they do.
Don't you?
Don't you?
Kaching.
What?
What?
Look.
Oh, dagnabbit.
The flying monkey
has landed, minus
the munchkin-eared albatross.
What is happening?
Great doing business with you.
Glad I could help.
Can I recommend
you to some people?
What do you mean?
You'd be surprised how
many parents dislike
their daughters' boyfriends.
Hello?
Sure, I can do that for you.
I just need a few details.
What's your daughter's name?
Ok.
What's the issue you
have with her boyfriend?
Butcher's daughter
dating vegetarian.
Never gonna work.
Ok, I'll need more.
Is he possessive, lazy, stupid?
Any, you know, strange habits?
Tell you what.
Think about it, write
some down, and we'll meet
for coffee on Thursday, ok?
Sounds good.
Thanks.
Where is she?
Pump three.
Ok, we stay here
until she clears out.
Wait, I thought you were on
your way to meet a client?
I don't know, man.
I think you should just give in.
She wants you.
That's half the battle.
Wait, hold up.
That is the battle.
Wrong battlefield.
Really though, you
should get rid of Lexie.
She's cramping your style.
Absolutely not.
She is the only way I'm
Besides, they open
up to me if they
know I'm not trying to move in.
cares about your girlfriend.
sister, so that doesn't work.
Can you just start
You don't want them.
Because...?
Same reasons I
don't want them...
Incompatible personalities,
up, weird habits
you'd have to live
with for the rest of your life.
Trust me.
Still.
Oh, she's coming.
Ethan?
Veronica, hey.
What are you guys doing here?
Oh, we're just picking up
some... his mom asked us to...
You know, it's so funny.
I was just on my
way to your house
to invite you to my party.
Oh, wow, Friday?
Mm.
been fine, but Friday...
Yeah, we have that...
Right, that uh...
That thing.
Minor surgery.
The party's on Thursday.
The flyer says Friday.
The party's on Thursday.
Sentinel creek park at sunset.
Aww, that's where beauty
Yeah.
I can't leave that
crossed my mind.
Ok, well, since you're
free on Thursday,
I guess I'll see you there.
Bye.
Bye, Sam.
Dude, you know you're the
only one invited to that party.
I know.
His name is Brian.
And you don't like him?
I like him fine.
It's just that after her dad
died, she's all I have left.
I don't want her wasting
her life with this boy.
What's wrong with him?
Nothing.
I just want her
to be with Thomas.
Thomas is?
My future son-in-law.
He's a lawyer, about
to become partner.
Brian is just an
accountant and will be
doing Thomas's taxes one day.
Ok.
So what else do you
know about Brian?
I know he's not Thomas.
It's just that it
would help if you could
give me some more information.
You know, any ex-girlfriends,
multiple Facebook accounts,
bad credit history.
I know nothing, but
isn't that your job
to uncover the secrets?
I suppose.
I can certainly give it
a shot with what we have.
Good.
I'll pay you
regular rates if you
can break them up,
and double if you can
get her interested in Thomas.
That's not really what I do.
Quadruple.
But I've been looking
into branching out.
Good.
Would you like to meet her?
I would.
She works at the art gallery
and is scheduled for tomorrow,
but she also sings nights
at the green lady lounge.
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