The Matchbreaker Page #3
- PG
- Year:
- 2016
- 94 min
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Show starts at 9:00.
Don't like
it when the bad guy wins,
I must confess that, I can say.
ending at the end of the day.
Don't like to rock the boat,
it doesn't mean I'm lazy.
I like to paint
outside the lines,
it doesn't make me crazy.
I'm a girl who mouths
Emily?
Who's that girl singing?
Emily Atkins.
Quite the voice, huh?
Yeah.
Quite the everything.
I'm just funny that way.
Um, hello.
Hi.
I just wanted to say how much
I enjoyed your performance.
Oh, thank you.
Yeah.
Uh, it was good.
You were a really cool
jazz, um, cat up there.
Don't I know you?
Uh, no.
Um, from Jefferson elementary.
What's your name?
Ethan Cooper.
Oh, yeah.
I do remember you.
Yeah, yeah.
I realized it was you the
second I walked in here.
You always did
have a great voice.
When did you hear me sing?
Well, you had a solo in
You know, Mr.
Dragon Lilly's farm?
Yeah, i... um, I was a turnip.
I sang like, one line.
Right.
I mean, it was just
memorable to me
because it inspired me
to go organic and put
turnips in stews and
various other recipes.
Turnips?
I know.
I had to go on for
another minute and a half
about my infatuation with
turnips just to cover.
To cover your
infatuation with her?
She's still perfect.
Hey, would you get your
feet off the table?
That's disgusting.
Velma went through a
weird vegetable phase, too.
You guys know what chard is?
No.
It's like the fat free
yogurt of vegetables,
which is bad because vegetables
are like the soy milk of food.
Ethan, you need a
new oven igniter.
I'll order it tomorrow.
Great.
Hey, you really need to
go back to the jazz club
and talk to her.
No.
I need a new strategy.
Reminds me of some
of Brancusi's work.
Ethan?
Oh, hey Emily.
Good to see you again.
I didn't know you liked art.
Uh, yeah.
Yeah, I work here.
Oh, sweet.
Nice to meet a
fellow art person.
Uh, so how do you mean that
this reminds you of Brancusi?
I kind of feel like Brancusi had
a much simpler form than this.
No, I'm talking about
his earlier stuff
when he was a little
Wilder, you know?
College years.
I'm not really familiar.
I'm kind of a Brancusi expert.
So Brancusi is my boy.
Yeah, oh, I love his work.
What's your favorite piece?
It's a sculpture called
"guy with blender."
And instead of
blending food, he's
blending... you know, dreams and
hopes and 2/3 cup of reality.
So it's pretty
symbolic and stuff.
You'd kind have to be a big
art lover to appreciate it.
So how have you been?
Uh, great.
And you?
Fantastic.
Yeah, are you
married or anything?
No, no.
Are you?
Oh, no, no, no.
No way.
But I got me a girlfriend, yep.
I've got me one of those.
Well done.
Yeah.
I remember you moving
Are you back in town now, or?
Yeah.
Yeah, I moved back
about a year ago.
Oh, ok.
Cool.
I missed you.
I mean, we.
As a community.
Yeah.
So what are you doing now?
Just here making
Brancusi observations.
I mean for a living.
Oh, right.
I'm a freelance consultant.
Oh, cool.
What do you consult on.
I take dysfunctional
systems and I
disassemble them for diagnosis.
Sounds complicated.
Oh, it is.
Trust me.
Well, do you fix them too?
No.
No, not usually.
That's kind of the
next guy's job.
Oh.
How am I going to do this?
Break her up from her boyfriend?
Convince her of anything.
I'm vacant of all rational
thought when I'm around her.
How am I going to find
something persuasive to say,
or even halfway intelligible?
Maybe you'll get lucky.
Maybe her boyfriend is really
ugly, and... that's him?
Yep.
Oh.
Good luck.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
What am I supposed to do?
You're the expert.
There's got to be a chip in that
high gloss, heavy duty, premium
quality paint.
Hey, are you waiting for this?
Oh, yeah, I mean... go
ahead, it's all good.
No, no.
It's cool.
We can just work in.
Oh, ok.
Yeah.
Cool, yeah.
I'm Ethan.
Oh, Brian.
Awesome.
Great to meet such a nice guy.
So are you here to
impress the ladies,
or to look at the ladies?
No, I got a girlfriend.
Yeah, but when has that
stopped anybody before?
Am I right?
No, I'm fully committed, man.
So by fully committed
you mean, what, 60%, 70%?
100%.
So then like, 80% maybe?
So yeah, I've probably
got another five years
or so to pay off my car.
What do you drive?
Got some massive loan
you can't afford?
No, actually.
The car is fully paid for.
I've been saving up since
I was 10, mowing lawns.
That's great.
Really is great.
You seem like the
kind of guy who
watching mindless television.
No.
Actually, I don't even own a TV.
I spend most of my
Saturdays just helping
out at the soup kitchen.
That's great.
This is the rowing
machine, right?
He's like the offspring
of Taylor swift
and... I don't know,
Channing Tatum.
What?
He's perfect, ok?
They're the perfect couple.
How am I supposed to
break these two up?
Stop squirming.
I can't breathe.
We are not leaving
here until you have
found yourself a nice girl.
Wayne, did you ask around?
To see if there are
any girls who would
like to dance with Mitchell?
That sounds like
Mitchell's job, honey.
Do you really want to
leave Mitchell's future
in the hands of Mitchell?
Of course not.
Don't you
want him out of the house?
More than anything.
I can hear you.
And I would like to
pick my own girls.
Fine.
Who do you pick?
None of them.
Why?
They're all snooty.
They are refined, like sugar.
But you won't let me have sugar.
Well, tonight you
are off your diet.
Figuratively.
Now get out there,
pick any one you want.
They're all better than
what you find at college.
Do you want to dance?
Oh, no thank you.
Good.
Yeah, so if we get
married, I would prefer
to have a room for my iguana.
He likes to roam.
I hope our kids get my eyebrows.
Doggy pocket?
What?
I see you're saving
the carrots for later.
No, I have an iguana.
You have an iguana?
What kind?
It's a green iguana.
I have one too.
Oh!
Oh.
So, do you like these parties?
They're torture.
The food, the music.
Is this sugar-free lemonade?
Yeah.
The largest size they
have in the gift shop here
is a size four.
They discourage sugar.
Not completely.
You know there's a fine
white on a tennis court?
$1,000 per shade.
You see that guy over there?
Yeah.
He's been in therapy since
he broke his nine iron.
Is that guy a vampire?
I mean, really.
Look at him.
He looks like a vampire.
I mean, that or there's too
much chlorine in the pool.
And that's when I
caught my first Pikachu.
You're cute.
I love this song.
Should we dance?
We have to go.
You are grounded.
- What?
Why?
Your eyes are sugar dilated.
Mr. Cooper?
Yeah.
Right this way.
He's already saying
that he's in love with her.
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