The Matchbreaker Page #4
- PG
- Year:
- 2016
- 94 min
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And what's your main
problem with the girl?
She's a food server.
Currently, we don't want him
out of the house that badly.
Well, you should
know I don't have
any experience with breaking
up boys from their girlfriends.
It's always been the
other way around.
The job should be easy.
The girl is awful.
She wears an apron.
Polyester.
I like polyester.
I have a meeting.
That's fine.
without your scoffing.
It was nice meeting you.
Oh, you too.
Thanks.
He's a record producer?
Yes, with tremendous
connections.
There is no reason Mitchell
should be settling.
Ok, yeah.
I get it.
Mess this up, and
I'll make sure you
never get another job for the
women at the country club.
Or I can recommend you, and
you'll be booked for months.
So do you write your own songs?
Yeah.
I mean, well, some of the them.
Impressive.
Have you done
anything with them?
Just singing them at the
green lady to about 30 people
a night.
Waiting for that big break, huh?
Yeah.
Yeah, maybe one day.
I, uh, met your boyfriend.
Brian?
Yep.
How?
We work out together.
He told me he goes to
the club to see you sing.
Yeah, he does.
Great guy.
He sure is.
The best.
I think so.
You know his teeth are capped?
really lies under there.
What?
Nothing, I'm just,
uh... oh, did somebody
leave their partially digested
Why, you don't like it?
You do?
Yeah.
You know, the title is perfect.
It's called "love."
"Love?"
Yeah, you don't think
this looks like love?
Well, I mean, if
you're in a relationship
with a garbage man.
Well, I think it looks
exactly like love.
You know, up close it's all so
weird and defective and messy.
But when you take a
step back, as a whole?
It's beautiful.
Would you like to come?
Ethan?
Yes, I'd love to.
Great, you can bring
your girlfriend.
My girlfriend?
Right.
Because I have one of those.
Mitchell, this is Ethan.
I've hired him as
your confidence coach.
Wait, what?
They're very common these days.
Nice to meet you, Mitchell.
I don't need this.
My confidence is fine.
I will arrange for a
wardrobe consultant asap.
Why are you here?
Your mom thinks
that I can help you.
You can't.
I don't need you.
Not now.
Trisha, she makes me
feel good about myself.
She's all I need.
Yes, but is Trisha a
licensed confidenceologist?
I don't care if she's
I love her.
That brings up a good point.
How...
Whoa, whoa.
My iguana doesn't like you
touching his sweater vest.
My bad.
How well do you
really know Trisha?
Well, I met her in person once.
And we Skype and text a lot.
In fact, we did a double
date just the other day
with our iguanas.
But again, Skype.
So you haven't been
on a date alone.
No.
Then how do you know
what horrific things
have yet to be uncovered?
There are none with Trisha.
But I suppose I should
go out with her.
Mmhm.
Yeah, definitely.
To be honest, it actually
makes me kind of nervous.
So it sounds like you
need some confidence, huh?
Tell you what.
I'll go with you.
Wouldn't that be kind of
weird with the three of us?
I have a girlfriend.
We'll double.
Yes.
Yes!
Ok, so how
about 5:
00 on Tuesday?Yes!
So much yes.
Great.
I'll be here at
4:
45 to make surethat you're not wearing this.
Are we looking
at the same shirt?
Lexie, you got a job.
I need a fake girlfriend
tomorrow night.
Great.
It might be a
little tough, though.
It's Mitchell and Trisha.
They're socially abnormal.
They obviously can't
see traditional flaws.
So you want to try the
bleak future approach?
Yeah, I think
that's the way to go.
Cool.
How much is the job?
Oh, Lexie, this is
the golden ticket.
Really?
Do tell.
My client is loaded, and she
has a lot of loaded friends.
dough by the end of the year.
Ooh, I've never made
15% of mega dough before.
That's because I pay you 10%.
Yeah, but that was before you
were swimming in mega dough.
I do 90% of the
work, you get 10%.
Accidentally double booked
us on weddings this weekend.
of the couples up real quick?
Are you gonna pay me?
Do I get an employee discount?
Yeah.
10%.
And for you?
Can I get the chicken
fingers and the French fries
and a glass of milk?
I'm sorry, sir.
That item isn't on
the regular menu.
I know.
I want it off the kids menu.
You're kidding me.
That's exactly what
I was gonna order.
Two, please.
Two.
Ok.
You guys are so compatible.
You think?
Oh, yeah.
Perfect for each other.
But have you discover
The what?
You guys are two pieces
of a Jigsaw puzzle,
and no two pieces of the
puzzle are exactly alike.
But two pieces that are next
to each other align perfectly.
It's like me and Ethan.
We compliment each
other so well,
my strengths are his weaknesses.
And vice versa.
Which is perfect for when we
get married, because we already
know our roles.
Like, I'm the one who's gonna
be decorating the walls.
Because I have no clue.
And he's the one who's gonna
be filling out all the estate
tax regovernance forms.
Because she has no clue.
So if you guys got
married, which one of you
would file the estate
tax regovernance forms?
I don't know what those are.
Neither do I.
That's ok, don't worry about it.
You just need to
learn a little Latin.
Just a tad.
So which one of
you is good with cooking?
Well, I can make ice.
I have pizza hut on speed dial.
Me too.
Good.
And which one of you know which
fertilizer you use on the lawn
to make it exactly the right
concentration of nitrate
so that your kids don't
poison themselves when they
play in the front yard and die?
Uh, I don't know anything.
I have no idea.
Oh.
I guess...
I guess they could
just stay indoors.
Like taking candy from a baby.
This is gonna be the
easiest split up in history.
Should we give them
more time to worry
about the future of America
if they end up together?
No.
I think they've had
enough time to freak out.
That's so wild.
What's going on?
We just found out the
most incredible thing.
What?
We both love stargazing.
Wow.
Really?
It's like we're
made for each other.
Especially considering
the 0% of people
who hate looking at stars.
Ooh, nights are
long since you went away.
Ooh, nights are
long since you went away.
all through the day.
My buddy, my buddy,
nobody quite so true.
Miss your voice, the
touch of your hand.
Just long to know
that you understand.
My buddy, my buddy.
Was she really that
good, or was she
Ethan's Emily version of good?
Everybody loved her, and
she writes her own music.
Does she have a record deal?
Uh, no.
But that's her dream.
Hey, isn't Mitchell's
dad a record producer?
Yeah.
So why don't you introduce them?
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