The Matchbreaker Page #6
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- Year:
- 2016
- 94 min
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It's part of our agreement.
I, uh... I can't accept this.
Sorry.
Suit yourself.
Did you mention Thomas?
Thomas?
The guy I want her to marry.
No.
No?
That's ok.
I'll take it from here.
Now that Brian's gone,
it should be easy.
I'll wait.
But not too long.
I know it's true,
there's no one, dear, but you.
You're whispering why you'll
never leave me, whispering
Whispering, say that you believe
me, whispering that I love you.
Hey.
I got to be honest with you.
I was never a big fan of jazz,
but you're changing my mind.
So I converted you.
Yeah.
I'm seriously
considering renouncing
my devotion to polka.
So why were you here?
When?
The night that we met.
If you don't like
jazz, then why were
you in a jazz club by yourself?
my way to the drugstore,
and I heard you singing.
I just, uh... had to come
in and figure out where
Lo and behold, it was
coming from there.
Yeah, you know, I
lip sync to my songs.
No you don't.
Not even close.
So me and Brian were supposed
to go to the fair tomorrow,
and that's obviously
not happening.
So do you wanna hang out?
Sure.
Where are we going?
You'll see.
Ok.
Well, before we start,
let's go in here.
My condolences on the breakup.
Oh, wow, that's very sweet.
Thank you.
But what am I supposed
to do with this?
What?
I mean, we're going
to be out all day.
Don't you think it'll probably
be dead before I get home?
Well, i...
At least get me a silk flower.
You know, I like
those better anyway.
Really?
Why?
Because you'll always have them.
Like if you put it in a vase
and then you take a vacation,
when you get back, still there.
Charming as ever.
But real flowers are so perfect.
Yeah, but in a month,
you'll have nothing.
Look, just save your money,
and buy me a gas card.
Or I could just buy
you a fake flower.
Silk flower.
Silk, excuse me.
So you really have
never been here before?
Nope.
But I drive past
it all the time.
I've always wondered what kind
PSH, well, now
you know it's you.
I never would have guessed it.
Did you know the count Basie met
his future wife Catherine
even spoke to each other?
If that didn't say
count Basie, then
I wouldn't even know who it is.
So I'm going to say no.
Well, when they finally did get
a chance to talk for a while,
he ended the conversation
with, one of these days,
I'm going to make you my wife.
And then seven
years later, he did.
It's just kind of
amazing how he always
just knew what he
wanted and never
took his eyes off the prize.
Seven years, phew.
So why jazz?
I don't know.
With jazz, there's
just this honesty
that you don't get with other
music, maybe except classical.
But jazz doesn't shy
away from the hard stuff,
but it makes you feel
better about the sad stuff.
So do you have sad stuff?
Of course.
Doesn't everyone?
Lost loves, unfulfilled
dreams, emptiness.
So why'd you move back here?
My dad died.
Work accident.
It's a small community.
Yeah, we have relatives
here, so we came back.
but I'm glad you're back.
Yeah.
Yeah, me too.
Feels like home.
You know, I had a crush
on you when I was little.
Yeah?
Me?
Yep.
Yeah, just a teeny one...
Microscopic, really.
Mm, right.
Fifth grade.
Mmhm, yep.
And I was rooting for you, but
it seemed like the moderator
was against you the whole time.
You got all the hard words.
Did I?
Yeah.
Yeah, it was ridiculous.
And then you went up against
Jeremy Monchak in the finals,
and I so wanted to
beat Jeremy Monchak.
It was tense, because he
got the word "legislature,"
and you got the
word "picturesque."
And then he got "deceitful,"
but he missed it.
And then you got the
word "auspicious,"
and you spelled it right.
I nearly stood up and screamed.
You remember the words
in the spelling bee?
Uh, it's strange what
you can recall, huh?
Yeah.
And that crush you had on
me, how long did that last?
Uh, it started
when I was about 8.
And it lasted until
I was... I don't know.
24?
That's about the timeframe.
I'm just going
to grab my jacket.
I'll be two seconds.
Ok.
I've just been really busy.
Haven't exactly had a
chance to clean yet.
No problem.
It's kind of like
its own art gallery,
if art was all made up of trash.
So she's a slob.
it's inhabited by six
five-year-olds and a goat.
Thorn on the rose.
It was all I could think about.
A snag on the sweater vest.
What am I gonna do?
What's the problem?
Do you not get it?
All my life, I've dreamed
of myself with this girl.
So she's a little messy.
You're a perfect match.
You don't pay the electric bill,
and you'll never see the mess.
You know, it's just one thing.
You know, I don't know you
didn't want to come to my
apartment for movie night.
Oh, no reason.
This car is so fun.
What movie did you pick?
Movies.
You're going to love
them though, my favorite.
All five "twilight" movies.
Woo!
Oh, yeah.
Excuse me, I'm sorry.
Can you just give me more ice?
Thank you.
I usually root for Cambodia in
the Olympics because you know,
they have the cutest flag.
It was so painful.
It doesn't sound that bad.
Weren't you listening?
Yes.
Did you hear the
part about how she
licks her ice can come from the
top down, never from the side?
Do you know how risky that is?
Oh my word, you have got
to stop with these lists.
They're useless.
They're a visual
representation of my misery.
Forget this.
You've wanted this girl
since the third grade.
I didn't really know her.
Sure you did.
Not the details.
Ok, but of all the
things you believed
about her in the third
grade, how many of them
turned out to be true?
She's smart, talented, sweet.
She can make
friends with anyone.
She's fun.
She has a big heart.
She has the greatest laugh ever.
She's beautiful.
Exactly.
So you need a new list.
This is all that matters, Ethan.
So you really
like fast food, huh?
I love it.
If I could, I'd live off of
taco bell and burger king.
Wouldn't you?
Come on.
I might throw something in with
some vitamins here and there.
Thanks for hanging
out with me lately.
Yeah, it's been great.
Yeah, it's been really nice
having company, you know?
Look, I licked a leprechaun.
What?
I don't know.
up to me and said that,
and I always thought
it was funny.
This isn't right.
What?
Why?
You have a girlfriend.
Exactly.
It's wrong.
And... and I can't
do this to Veronica.
Hello?
What?
Ok.
Ok, I'll be right there.
Hey, uh, a friend
of mine needs help.
Do you want to come?
Yeah, what does
she need help with?
I don't know, but she's crying.
You're good at this.
Come on, let's go.
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